Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation

I’m so petty! Just saw pics of my ex sis in law & her hubby on another site. Let’s just say they don’t look their best (although they do look happy). Anyway, I slightly enjoyed that fact.

#RLS reporting for duty! What’s on the agenda today?

🎵When I finally hiss goodnight I’ll hate to send you out in the storm, but if you really scritch me right, all the way home you’ll be warm!🎶 #cats #VoodooWeekend #HappyHolidays!

If you are a true friend, I will ride or die, help bury the body, get your mom home from rehab, whatever it is. But don’t cross me or waste my time on bullshit. No one wants that. ….we good?

Watching a show on Netflix called “Had I not seen the sun” about a serial killer, and actually it’s so sad! If I were him I’d probably have find the same

If you are in your own private Idaho, do you get your own personal Jesus?