Currently reading. If you had the option to take a DNA test that would reveal your true soulmate match, would you do it? I think it would really give my curiosity a run for my money, but I'm not quite sure I could go through with it.

Lovely day. 🩷🐦🌤🌱

"He is risen," I murmur sleepily against your ear, my hand down the front of your underwear working your cock.

Everybody just feels really distant and/or sad lately. I wish I could fix it.

Two sfw audios in one weekend?! Why not. Come hang out in the kitchen while I bake muffins. (They turned out soooo yummy.) soundgasm.net/u/Mrs_Dubose...

The feminine urge to tie your wrists to the headboard and edge you until you beg...

New pajamas. 🌷

Pivot! Let's talk about Easter instead. Here's a sfw rambly ramble about some of my Easter memories. 🐣🩷🪻 soundgasm.net/u/Mrs_Dubose...

Okay, we haven't done a question in a long time. Here's one for the foodies. What are your desert island top five herbs/spices/seasonings? (Salt and black pepper are freebies.) I have a bursting spice cabinet but most often reach for cinnamon, oregano, garlic powder, paprika, or cumin.

EXCUSE ME?! THE PITT?! How could you just leave us hanging like that?!?!

Not to be too much of a downer but I really wish there was more NSFW content that featured older women. Like ofc women are terrified of aging when only young women are seen as desirable and that time frame is such a small fraction of our lives.

You're getting a ramble about this later today or this weekend because I need to process this out loud. 🤪

Don't mind me, just teaching myself about evaporator cores and why my car's AC still doesn't work after a very expensive replacement. 🤦‍♀️

NASA is launching the Artemis II mission! Astronauts will orbit around the moon. It will be the 1st time a Black astronaut orbits the moon in Victor Glover, the 1st time a woman astronaut orbits the moon in Christina Koch & the 1st time a Canadian astronaut orbits the moon in Jeremy Hansen. WOW! 🌝✨

After 6 months (!!!) I am finally getting my AC fixed today. 🎉

Somebody got separated from mama. 🥺 (I quickly took his photo and then left him alone. Didn't touch, of course.)

Waking up in the dark, entangled in you, whispering softly, “mine”

A gentle kiss pressed right between your eyebrows. Good dreams only tonight.

Life's too short to keep slogging through books you can't get in to. Wolf Worm is out, The Ministry of Time is in. 📖

Oh my gosh, my inner child that adored Babe is SO excited for The Sheep Detectives. 😁😁😁

Sometimes I think about what our moans would sound like together.

I saw the first hummingbird of the year this morning. 🩷

True Detective S1 is some of the best tv ever made. The end.

Quote this with your favorite uncommon, unusual, or just plain lovely words. Kerfuffle Hootenanny Fetid Henceforth Bamboozled Ubiquitous Wont Languid Shekinah Duplicitous

Sometimes my words just feel so foolish.

My kingdom to wake up beside you with that sleepy shy smile, remembering what we did last night right before we fell asleep.

So yesterday in honor of pi day I baked a (premade) strawberry rhubarb pie. I’m just now getting around to tasting it and I am pleased to report that it is completely delicious. (I also can’t stop randomly singing, “Be bop a re bop, rhubarb pie!” [Mom was a big PHC fan and it seeped into my brain.])

What's for breakfast?

Bad brain week. I'm not the youngest or fittest or prettiest. I'm not the cleverest or most popular or most ecologically conscious, but I'm me and I'm doing my best and that has to count for something.

Social media: come for the porn, stay for the supportive community and open discussions on mental health, writing, exploration of kinks and who we are in this world. Spread love. But also stay for the filth, deviance, and pleasure. So, the porn.

Just in case you were wondering, my Saturday has started early up on a ladder in my nightgown trimming tree limbs over my back deck because they were bothering me. 🙃

So the correct answer is March 16th. According to Google this is a common phrase in UK/British English, but it's also very common in my region of the southern United States. I was curious to know if other regions of the world that had a significant British colonial presence also said this.

Language/dialect survey: If I say to you, "I'll see you Monday week," when will I see you? For the purposes of this post, let's pretend I said that to you today. What numerical date in March would that be?

I need Saturday morning snuggles in bed. One teleportation ticket, please.

Watching my friends be good, supportive parents to their kids makes my heart well up with so much pride. 🥹

It's a little silly how powerful I feel when I do even the most minor auto repair myself. The hood latch was stuck on my old SUV and I couldn't get the hood open. I fiddled around and got it unstuck all by myself! Rawwwrrrr. 💪🏻

"Your activities are offensive to my every waking moment." I forgot just how much I love Mad Men. 😂

Someone reminded me today that when we first met I didn't like to swear. I couldn't help but laugh because there are a lot of things I do now that the me of four or five years ago would be absolutely *appalled* at. I'm not sorry. 🤭

I've been having nightmares for the last several nights, so tonight let's meet in our dreams again. We'll go on a walk around the pond at the park. Watch the ducks. Feel the sun warm on our faces. Hold hands. (Mine are a little sweaty as always, sorry.) Be there at 2 am EST, sharp.

Obsessed. 🫠

I just woke up from a dream where I went to Italy, got straight off the plane, and tried to find a restaurant. We drove and drove but everything was closed. Then we found a busy place, sat down, and a Croatian chef was talking to us from the open kitchen. I remember eating lots of free spaghetti

Freshly baked heart shaped brownies still warm from the oven. Come join?

Today I am celebrating all the different forms of love I've been blessed to give and receive over my lifetime. Family, friends, coworkers, lovers of various kinds ("No, Ilya, that's GROSS!"), pets, and even you reading this! I'm so lucky. Happy Valentine's Day. 🥰❤️💋

'Tis the season so let's have fun! Tell me about your first kiss? 🥰 Mine was in 9th grade on the last day of school before Summer break. I kissed a boy named Simon on the cheek as we were walking out of the building to leave. 🤭😘

Sometimes it's not cock itself that I crave but the press of sweaty bodies, a desperate whimper in your ear, hands tangled in hair, fingers sinking deep into soft flesh of thighs. Wrapping my arms and legs around you, holding on for dear life as we fuck together in violent, axis-tilting intensity.

Sometimes I miss people I've never met. You know? You know.

Sleepy horny thoughts of waking you up by nuzzling into your soft cock. Breathing in its warm familiar scent, happy drowsy murmurs. Feeling it grow hard against my nose and lips through the soft fabric of your underwear. Anyway, good morning.

A Friday night with the Olympics, my puzzle, and freshly baked scones. Life is good.