Yesterday my phone popped up with this calendar reminder notification (presumably from someone else's shared calendar), and because of the letter case and other lack of abbreviatory clues, I spent several long moments wondering, "Who is locked up in a prison made of ice???"

✅️ Computationally Heuristic Ordering of Dubious Esteem

❌️ Artificial Intelligence ✅️ Plagiarism Organization and Obfuscation Product

mount(8) #japanese_jesus #unix_surrealism #comic #art #linux #foss

I desperately need #rstats help from someone with package-building experience: https://codeberg.org/CORE-NC/cncdata/issues/2 I have maintained a couple of internal packages at work for a while, so it's not like I have _none_, but I just don't understand what's wrong here. I have banged my head […]

Pepsi

I once again find myself consumed with rage about the #MicrosoftExcel file format.

It's 16 ℉ AND allergy season has started with a vengeance. WTF is going on?

The #windows update process is so fucked. Out of the blue, a popup: "If you don't restart your computer in the next hour and a half, we will DO IT FOR YOU AUTOMATICALLY." You click restart, of course, and then another popup: "A software update requires a restart." (No shit, really?) A moment […]

Common "wisdom" is that one gets more conservative as one ages. My personal experience is that this is absolutely not the case.

OMG, #rstats, why is it `read.csv()` and `write.csv()` but `readRDS()` and `saveRDS()` ??!?

WHY, #tableau, WHY?!?! My data is not large! Y U TAKE FOREVER WITH EACH CLICK?!? Even bringing up the RIGHT CLICK MENU takes several seconds. Why? WHY? Y?Y?Y?Y?Y?Y?Y? 👎