Alright I've just unlocked my own memory so here, for all to enjoy, with no comment, is a tea advert from the early 90s, I think. "I could do with a D" youtu.be/I63czQQ4wyw?...

Sodding hell a Typhoon is loud (We live next door to Shuttleworth which has air displays a *lot*)

Oh thank god, the sun has just come back out, I was actually getting a little chilly on the bit of me not submerged in the hot tub (which isn't set that hot)

Had a car breakdown issue earlier. Somewhat annoying (ahem) with a month old car. The AA were great, but couldn't sort it. The *really* annoying thing is the AA subbie who turned up and proceeded to share his anti EV climate change denier views. Thanks, AA, really needed that. Complaint incoming.

Take That were fab last night. Was a bit sweaty though.

Sausages and chips for (late) dinner. Yes it's not really weather appropriate food but a) it's lovely and b) I can just put it in the oven and go nowhere near it

Trying to persuade my stupid cats that they really don't want to go outside isn't going so well.

This little sod pooped next door to say hello to the neighbours apparently

Had a lovely weekend with a pre wedding gathering for some friends, including an absolutely fab Schitts cabaret, and some significantly less fab karaoke vocals. The way we all screamed when Moira appeared in this outfit 😂 husband was a little worse for wear this morning...

After 3 days away with work, got home long enough for a shower before starting the trek to Wales through Friday evening M25 traffic. We've swapped drivers and the 3 bottles of wine in the boot are calling to me. Loudly.

Right so I guess the new Sulu is my new crush 👀🥰

Out having a pizza, in a restaurant that only serves (very nice) pizza, and there's a woman making a fuss about their kid who is allergic to both tomato and dairy. Like... Go and buy some bread. Or go to a different restaurant. What's the point? There are so many restaurants of so many types 🤷‍♂️

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses. 🤓 Unlike some (ahem) this is recent...

No one has ever ever ever said they wanted white chocolate hobnobs. Ever. Also I thought they didn't come out til the 90s, but it must've been my mum not buying them in Fine Fare McVitie's is launching a new Hobnob flavour we've wanted since the 80s | Metro News share.google/9eXMmS1YNfnD...

Alright, who *isn't* surprised to learn it didn't stick at 3?

Couple of friends sent up the balloon earlier and suddenly I'm 3 pints down in a beer garden 🍻🎈

I've lasted 46 years without being aware of the travesty that is Luther Van Dross and Mariah Carey doing Endless Love Just. Just. Just no.

Been sat on the bed sorting my daily tablets for the next week. This is insane.

WHYYYY am I still surprised, after 23 years living down south - literally now half my life - that it's actually impossible to get a decent curry *anywhere*. Tried a new place and the best review is "meh". WHY DO YOU SOUTHERNERS HATE FOOD Related, your views on real mushy peas, and gravy with chips

Didn't make it til morning fyi 🇯🇵

Just had the *spiciest* piri piri chicken and salad baguette for lunch. Pray for me tomorrow morning 🇯🇵

I also found some leftover bread and butter pudding which I'd frozen about the same time, and we've had that as pudding. I'm laying down fat for second winter.

Me, with any form of carbs

The right hand one (Sid) might be turning into a chunk, but he and Stan do look adorable together. Admittedly, amazed he still fits on the window sill.

Cat advice please. We have two, both ~1yr old. Had since Feb as rescues. One is a self regulating food grazer on biscuits through the day. Both get some wet food morning and before bed. The other though just piles through biscuits and is gaining weight. Options which will work with both?

We don’t usually see each other‘s headers. Here’s mine. Quote post with yours. Me n the husband at a festival last year. Actually makes me realise I should update both pics.

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

Made the mistake of briefly popping onto Facebook for the account I maintain but don't use and is blank. Immediately confronted with a deluge of antI LGBTQ+ and generally prejudiced awfulness. Took about 20 seconds. And my family who are on there wonder why I'm not.

Went for brunch earlier in a different town, which was lovely, and bought some very nice looking cinnamon buns to take away. Just tried and they're entirely stale. They cost £4.90 each so I'm rather irked.

My post about our lovely new car, an EV, got reposted by a few American accounts (bit random but fine) and I've been blocked by a really surprising number of also evidently American accounts. Seems like a weird fossil fuel fetish but I'm not sure the BlueSky worlds usually collide from my account..?

Got the new car today 😍

And the sweet stuff 🥰

Had a wonderful afternoon tea earlier to finish off our trip to Southwold. This is the savoury section...all of it excellent. The default menu had truffle all over, which is the most evil food trend ever, so we advance called and got it without 🙌

Has been a lovely lovely day in mostly the City and Clerkenwell doing our mystery tour thing, having beers and food. Got a queer beer for the train home 🌈🍻

Had to be today that we chose to go into London to do one of those self guided mystery things didn't it. Apparently some football is happening, and despite it not happening in London, every Arsenal fan in the universe is on our train 🙄

After nearly 25 years together (not kidding, terrifying eh) I didn't think there were surprises left. My husband just told me he's never seen Shirley Valentine. I add this to the apparently ever growing list of films he should've but hasn't seen 🙄

Went to our local monthly street food thing and had beef rendang loaded fries. I need more.

Beautiful 😍

Ooh, a thunderstorm. Been a while since we had one round these parts 🙌

Have said this before I expect, but one of the good things my dad gave me was a love of Motown. Also Fleetwood Mac. And randomly, Simply Red and Wham. Jesus I was always destined to be gay 🌈

We're probably going to Austria in the summer. Wanted to go, only been to go Alps skiing a couple times. Flights are surprisingly reasonable...but the real kicker is the train costs between cities. Compared to my London commute cost (and my train takes 50 minutes) it makes me want to cry.

Eeesht I finally heard the UK Eurovision entry. I'm aware I'm late but my

Sodding cat just knocked my ebook into the hot tub. It's waterproof but still. May knock the cat into the hot tub.

The first two of this playlist are my idea of an actual nightmare. Feel Good could not be more wrong.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap It was no whatever the band from Saved By The Bell was, but ...

Obviously apropos of nothing, just a song I enjoy. It's gonna get interesting. youtu.be/wV1FrqwZyKw?...

Birthday has been and gone so guess I'll be buying this for myself 🥰

These little dickheads 🥰😻

Watched some people run the Hackney Half as an excuse to do beers 🍻

Not the best lighting but...