@hotwifeofmikefish.bsky.social got two phones⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ @mike-fish.bsky.social watch your back 🥸🥸🥸 #fishhavingfishback #backshotreverse

Fish be sleeping, but not on the game #fishjones

Would you?

It’s on sight for son #2 rn #catchthisstream

Always wearing Salmon, never blue #dressforthejobyouwant #fishjones 😏😏😏😏🥸🥸🥸🥸

I feel the same way about @mike-fish.bsky.social on his 01/06 whereabouts. @nytopinion.nytimes.com Can you confirm or deny ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🫣🫣🫣

Standing O every time @mrsfishjones.bsky.social walks in a room #stanup #nevernotstanding #roundofapplause #fishjones 👏👏👏👏

@mike-fish.bsky.social’s Jan 6th alibi has so many holes you think that mofo’s calendar Swiss cheese 🧀 🐀😖😖😖📉📉📉

Phil called with his predictions, he said @mike-fish.bsky.social a bitch

@mike-fish.bsky.social did you just shart⁉️🤣🤣🤣

#god wrong for makin my wife so bad‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who up tap dancing? Gotta be one of my #sonsets

I love lemonade almost as much as I love @drpepperofficial.bsky.social

Coffee 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️Dr pepper⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ you know what time it is 😤😤

Where is David miscavages wife❓❓❓❓❓I’d never let mine out of my sight except for girls night👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👩‍👩‍👧🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #whenlifegivesyouanincrediblewife #makelemonade #womenlovelemonade

T-10 years until my kids are out of the house🤯🤯🤯 #emptyponders 👯‍♂️

what’s the ppl favorite #mikefish football moments⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ these days my best catch my wife‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bigtimerush.bsky.social Jamming rn

Sitting next to @mrsfishjones.bsky.social and @hotwifeofmikefish.bsky.social. Own up to it ladies —- who farted⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤨🤨

Nothing but respect to be paid 💰💰💰for my almamatter‼️‼️‼️🅾️h👁️🅾️ #fisharebuckeyestoo

Fever dream ❌❌❌❌❌ when my temperature rises at night it’s from @mrsfishjones.bsky.social just kidding baby, you’re my dream 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Every day is a blue sky when i’m next to @mrsfishjones.bsky.social 🦅🦅💙💙💙

Pretty in pink- nay, pretty in salmon #fishjones #fashionista #icanrockanycolor

No i don’t have a phd🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓but I am a doctor 🩺🩺🩺🩺 DR.PEPPER 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤 @drpepperofficial.bsky.social

How Garfield hates Mondays Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️, I hate my twin boys #sonsets 🍝🍝🍝🍝

@mike-fish.bsky.social is it true your honey moon was at Pearl Harbor? Not cool man

The thought of @mike-fish.bsky.social winning a Super Bowl is logical quicksand

Behind these hazle eyes is the sparking personality of @mrsfishjones.bsky.social 🤑🤑🤑🤑

My sons want bedtime stories❌What do they think this home is- a communist regime❓❓❓

If I see one of my sons today, it’s on sight😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️‼️👀👀👀 #sonsets

My wife’s hands: perfect, wedding ring🏆🏆🏆🏆 My hands: worn and torn, wedding ring, Super Bowl ring 🏈🏈🏈🏈 Our hands together: sweaty 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Fish this, fish that, what about “fish, how are you” #foodforthot #fishjones

Goodnight to everyone who struggles, upstream days ahead 😤😤😤😤😤‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Remember the Dr Pepper fountain at our wedding

My sons: “dad you’re my hero” Me: “shut up” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tag yourself ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ i’m 08 (not to be confused with recession year) and @mike-fish.bsky.social Is 24 (the $ he has in his bank account) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get rich, stay slick 📈📈📈📈

The only thing I stay thirsty for is my wife and @drpepperofficial.bsky.social

While @mike-fish.bsky.social is snorting bathsalts, i’m soaking in mine accompanied by the insatiable @mrsfishjones.bsky.social 🚾🚾🚾🚾🚾🚾

2025 out: twin boys #fishjones

When @mike-fish.bsky.social lays the bait, he gets sardines. When I throw my lure in the stream I get chinook salmon, aka @mrsfishjones.bsky.social 😘🐟😘🐟QUALITY SEAFOOD IS IMPERATIVE TO HEALTH, JUST ASK THE MEDITERRANEAN DIET

2025 in: spit takes

@mike-fish.bsky.social got nothin on Freddy Benson. That guy was fly as hell and is the only one I’d ever share my precious wife with #3,2 #dilfalert #couldntbemikefish

@mike-fish.bsky.social is bushed up 😨😨😨😨😨 as in he prob did 9/11 and let’s things match the drapes 🚨🚨🚨🚨

never forgot faith, she ain’t forget me either 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #stayready

Legally changing my name to Dr. Pepper

Words from grandma - struggle struggle, if that’s all you do then that will be you at the bottom of the pool #fishcantsleep

Raining men??? Nah 🙅‍♂️❌🙅‍♂️❌🙅‍♂️❌I want it to rain bloomin onions #eatplantbased #pescatarian #outbackromance

The boys are back in town and drinking all my @drpepperofficial.bsky.social 😤😤😤😤😵😵😵😵😵😵 can’t a dad catch a break #sonsets #fishdad

Penny for your thoughts??? More like penny for your THOTS🤣🤣 🤑🤑🤑 (before my dazzling wife of course) #mrstealyourfish #marryyourbestfriend 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥

You know what I miss❓❓🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 dryhumping and blitzing smug-ass QBs 💪💪💪