Vocal #stim of the day: The lyrics to “Down Under” by Men At Work, but delivered like a Macho Man promo.

Just gonna start pronouncing “interdict” the same way as “indict” and see how many people I can persuade over to my side.

I suspect that Alex Karp is actually the lunatic dark universe version of Taika Waititi. In this paper I will-

Don’t get me wrong, the Incredibles is a great movie, but the way Syndrome says “…and got BUSAY!” and does that little shimmy is one of the worst things humans as a species have ever done.

Back at it again with another #script alphabet. I’ve been really enjoying this one, partly cuz it’s easy to write from memory, but also because I got a nice new #calligraphy pen. I’ve just been leaving random notes around the office, waiting for someone to mention it. #typography #conlang

I’ve recreated the alchemical recipe of the ancient alchemist Ghirardelli: the thrice great chocolate (Chocolate Trismegistus) of the Brownie Hermeticum. #hermeticism #alchemy #shitpost

It’s finally upon us: the conclusion to my print series. Though, I guess it’s less the end and more the start of the next turn of the wheel. Blessings to all who celebrate #samhain and thanks if you’ve kept up with this project. #printmaking #pagan #halloween #art

I used to have so much respect for Imogen Heap. It’s really a shame that she feels the need to devalue her work by using #AI. Swear off the slop machine and maybe I’ll come back as a listener.

Can’t believe I forgot to post for the #equinox. Here’s 7/8, #Mabon. Getting close to the end. #art #printmaking #pagan

I will fully admit this is heeeeeavily inspired by another #conlang I saw on here. This one is much less thought out, I’m sure. The goal was to make a #script that was intended to be machine-read but still decipherable by hand. #art #typography

Been a while in the works, but I have another #script. Apropos of nothing in particular I’ve decided to call this one bonescrawl. One day I’ll get around to finishing a proper #conlang but in the mean time this is just a 1 to 1 of the English #alphabet. #art #typography

It continues. Piece 6/8 from the Wheel of the Year. Blessings and happy #Lammas or #Lughnasadh, whichever you prefer. #art #printmaking #pagan

Vivo. Morior. Iterum vivo. Come stop by my livestream, starting soon. #twitch #art #stream twitch.tv/apostateofth...

I think it’s now ok just to call republicans pedophiles. Have at it.

If you unironically post on LinkedIn, I don’t trust you.

I’m brushing off the cobwebs! Come say hi for a little bit over at twitch.tv/apostateoftheart. #twitch #art

#icecream is good for you.

You can make any French #firearm sound like an expensive wine by just putting the year of release in front of the name. “Ah yes, the 1873 Chamelot-Delvigne pairs excellently with fine Prus- excuse me, German chocolates”

What brain-genius decided that #scabs, which work best when undisturbed, need to get real itchy and satisfying to pick at?

It’s harder to make cold than make hot.

I present part 4/8 of the Wheel of the Year. Have a blessed #solstice and #litha. #art #printmaking

Still working on some new stuff, so in the mean time enjoy more #sketchbook diving. Women in sci-fi/fantasy #armor and an #ekranoplan for your enjoyment. #art

Turkey is just vanilla ham.

Soon

Not to get essentialist about it, but guys who “don’t know how to act” around babies and children are actual psychopaths. You’re making goofy noises at a semi-sentient ball of biscuit dough, not conducting state business with a foreign dignitary.

For anyone interested, my side passion-project, the Vermin Collective, launched some #pride patterns. Check them out if you want. It’s not intended as a furry thing, it’s just a vibe, but I guess I can’t stop anyone from taking it that way. Do what thou wilt. www.redbubble.com/people/hexhy...

I don’t have any #tattoos myself, but I’ve had this design I’ve been sitting on for ages. Probably have to make the writing bigger for it to be practical but I just really like the #tenno script. #art #warframe

I’m always alarmed and never learn any better whenever I see a clip of @patstaresat.bsky.social, especially from way back in the TBFP days and I go “Is that where I got [insert mannerism]?” Cognito hazard from the beginning, I swear.

*in my best welsh accent* “Building a #henge, are we? That’s lovely. I like that. You never see a good henge these days” #sand #beach

I don’t have to explain myself to you. #art #fish #tie

I had a #dream that was basically just a nonsense @veritasium.bsky.social video about how bikes are inefficient cuz you have to spin them up like beyblades before you can ride them, and that they were inventing new pavement that’s easier to ride on, but it was just a herringbone brick pattern.

If you spell it “ #damask ” instead of “ #damasque,” you’re wrong and bad and you should feel bad.

Want me to learn about something? Give me one reason to hate it. I’ll find the others on my own.

Soon, perhaps?

More branding concepts, this time based on #stars a #constellations, and yes, I do know about the #batenkaitos game series. It’s a hidden gem. #art

Not biased or anything but I feel like I have exceptionally nice tibia. #bones

Umm… what the fuck is this? #cursed #duolingo

I got 2 gripes about the @warframe.com technocyte coda system 1. Putting all the anti-virus mods in a single 1-at-a-time reward pool is maddening 2. The codas themselves don’t impede or harass the player in any way, forgettable Feels less like besting a rival and more like assigning myself homework

On schedule this time. Here is piece 4/8 from my #monotype print series “Wheel of the Year.” Blessed #beltane to those who observe. #pagan #art #printmaking

Me: *just trying to watch my nonsense on YouTube and chill out* The ads every 70 seconds: This America Weekend, choose the truck that runs on literal freedom; American freedom. With best in class eyeball-height highbeams and front impact. Drive home for only $50,000 down and a million percent APR.

Bit of a departure from my normal work but too pleased not to share. Just finished my custom MKs from @aroundsquare.com. Hand-dyed cotton cord with blue, gold, and silver #titanium, and a beautiful #mokumegane end bead to cap it off. Blessed and dedicated to #Ra and #Thoth. #prayer #beads #pagan

Do you ever see your own hands in your peripheral vision and feel like they’re backwards?

Some #concept sketches for project branding, reposted with tags cuz I forgor. Eto bleh. #art #callisto #argus #acteon

Do you ever see a design that’s so good but so simple you flip flop between admiration and anger that you didn’t come up with it first? Like, goddamn.

I’ll never understand anyone who genuinely respects asmongold

Getting up to some #vermin shit. #vitruvian #rat

Sometimes I get pissed about how, back in 6th grade social studies, the teacher asked how we thought the #Egyptians got the ground level to build the #pyramids and I hit him with: “They used a bull-djoser” And this mf doesn’t engage. Just says “they didn’t have those” and moves on.

Ok, ok, last one and then I’ll do something different. #art #portrait

“Tis the song, the sigh of the weary, Hard times, hard times, come again no more. Many days you have lingered all around my cabin door. Oh, hard times, come again no more”

Man, Credo Angelus from #dmc4 is such peak enemy design. What a good game.