As a freak for long sleeve tee shirts I’m grateful for this perfectly temperate November day, but my neighborhood STINKS! You might assume I’m stinky but I am not and it was a yucky walk to the store this evening.

You’d think a Behind the Music revival would be a no brainer with everybody having/constantly using cameras but I imagine the three record labels that control all music consider it bad PR to broadcast their breadwinners acting like shit and calling everything gay and retarded while slamming nitrous

“Love is so simple, to quote a phrase You've known it all the time I'm learnin' it these days Oh, I know where I can find you Oh, in somebody's room It's a price I have to pay You're a now-woman all the way” -Bob Dylan, “You’re a Now-Woman Now

"Coreyography: a Memoir" By Corey Feldman and Carlton Mellick III's "The Haunted Vagina"

With streaming services abusing AI and creating a million walled gardens and HBO Discovery straight up deleting original programming, I think it's good to remember that the solution to democratizing media access was right in front of us all along.

At this point the Metro Blue Line is basically a tour of public amenities we are denied access to on the off chance they might benefit a homeless person.

“Somehow, James Bond returned.” - Amazon execs

Atmosphere above my house is bisexual lighting right now. GUESS THE DAMN SKY IS WOKE NOW smdh…😣

The average adult male thinks about this thing at least once a month

RFK Jr using the entire daylight savings surplus in one phototherapy session

You love to see bigots get the full Immigrant Fantasy Camp experience.

would you guys still be my friends if you seen this on my bed

Imagine being one of the tens off thousands of Americans these cowards have condemned to die next year and having this country club fuck tell you you're overreacting.

How about a kids’ cartoon called “Piglets Go Crazy” and it’s just hogs in a pen running away from a farmer with a hypodermic needle?

I guess the surgery to fix your dick that you fucked up costs one trillion dollars.

We take for granted that cats are lap animals and while I have always liked big kitties, Michael is pushing the limit at 19 pounds. Like a hot bag of curing concrete on my crotch.

Halal statue of liberty something. 9/11

If Pelosi retiring at 85 is what finally gets the ball rolling on term limits does that make her the Wilt Chamberlain of US politics?

For fuck’s sake, Jon Stewart, just run for president. Get some Beltway stooge to be your VP. Jamie Raskin seems fine. Announce a mostly-women cabinet, AOC for Labor Secretary. Michelle Obama for HHS. Bring back Deb Haaland. Pete for SECDEF I guess. Come on, dude.

Whether or not you have a positive opinion of her, it's extremely good news that Nancy Pelosi is retiring. Not only does it hint that DNC leadership may finally be receptive to a changing of the guard, but also don't you want her to enjoy some of her insider trading money before she dies very soon??

how do I turn off the like 18% of Bsky that's just overly confident fat guys posting diaper thirst traps

Unlike his opponent, Zohran will not rape you, but he will easily have sex with you.

I will be using this guide on Tuesday when I cast my vote!

how will we ever come up with another way to make fun of him

if you want to understand why monopolies are bad all you have to do is compare Microsoft's stock value against the user experience on their terrible fucking websites. It's so bad I think they must literally be making fun of us. It's the only thing that makes sense.

As a haired person maybe it's not my place to say this, but I really do think balds are the ones who make it hardest for other balds. Go to any bald neighborhood and you'll see exactly what I mean.

The least believable thing about the Hannibal TV show is the idea that Jack Crawford, a cop and a man over forty, would be comfortable enough in his masculinity to make the 1.5 hr drive from Langley to Baltimore twice a week to have dinner at his single male friend’s very gay house.

its these moments where tony and christopher get along and just vibe that can make a big man shed big tears

has elon inseminated stephen miller’s wife? and more importantly has she used her ovipositor to lay thousands of eggs in stephen’s thorax?

We had Freak-offs at Mar a Lago and they were beautiful. So many tiddies and pussy. Dibby was there and he was beautiful, he had the little piranha teeth and he bit the women! Beautiful bite marks.

This US/Israel press conference is such a fucking embarrassment.

Really seems like the people desperately parsing the difference between empathy and sympathy have never experienced either emotion.

I turn 37 in a few days and I’m pre-gaming the festivities in the most appropriate way: sitting in silence at the DMV with a tummy ache, waiting for a number that will never be called.

The fascists simply cannot conjure “culture” out of thin air and I think one of the major catalysts for finally driving normies crazy will be seeing entertainment venues they’ve trusted for decades resorting to AI slop and Pureflix-level storytelling/propaganda.

How long before all of broadcast media is reduced to Jimmy Fallon cackling idiotically in an empty room?

"Crankin' Berry, Boob Berry, Cunt Fuckula" 😏😉😜😂🎃 Just a little WICKED Halloween Season Humor for you, my Followers

Inspiring! In 1956, Mario and Oriales Rubio fled a military dictatorship in Cuba and now their son is about to be handed the power to prevent anyone from leaving the US for any reason he likes.

Does anybody else think it’s weird that the marketing materials for “Caught Stealing” and “One Battle After Another” have included zero references to the fact that they were directed by Darren Aronofsky and Paul Thomas Anderson respectively?

“My dorter went missin eight yeers ageaux tuh-day. I wanna thank the DelKeaux cummewnity for awl the deaunayshins of fuggin Bleck Velvit n sigrettes.” - Mare of Easttown

The main thing I’ve learned in eight years as a homeowner is that I need to move somewhere where everyone has a ton of junk in their yards and it’s considered generally acceptable.

Twins seeing some competition for the Dumbest Upper Management Award

Vintendo DieSel Is this anything?

Newsom to relax CA gun laws in honor of fallen lover Charlie Kirk

I’m just trying to survive in a time where the media gives Donald Trump creating an unconstitutional national police force equal weight to Ilhan Omar’s driving etiquette in her latest play through of Mafia: Definitive Edition

I have so far seen zero evidence that this is politically motivated, I wonder why people would think that!

“We condemn this heinous act of violence against the guy who would have loved to point and laugh as we get stuffed into cattle cars at gunpoint by his friends.”

damn I bet he was really looking forward to spewing a bunch of islamophobic garbage tomorrow too.

Inappropriate, Governor!

The tariffs are fucking bad in every way and I cannot believe we're pretending otherwise