IT’S CON DAY 1 TODAY !!!!! there’s a resident evil panel at 7 PM that i am very much looking forward to

guy at the store thought i was a child…… I’M 26 YEARS OLD

CON TOMORROW

5 trans people have been murdered in this past month alone and now i’m starting to wonder if wearing a he/they pronoun pin to the convention is actually a bad idea

i miss her

con this week, i’m gonna throw up

just walked into the kitchen and found my fucking goblin of a cat standing on the counter and licking rice off of a spoon

boutta dye my hair 🤪🤪🤪

just deleted like 5,000 photos from my phone, feeling like a brand new man

NEVER make a joke in front of your parents, they WILL turn it into a lecture and kill the vibe

it really sucks that simplyplural is shut down. i have to rely on my phone notes for system shit now and it’s so annoying

leon kennedy core

ough… suddenly overcome with the urge to play baldur’s gate 3 for the 5,000th time

“what’s your dream job?” bold of you to assume i dream of labor

the hottest thing a man can do is be fictional

guys i have a confession…. i haven’t actually played resident evil requiem *gulp*

i used to go by the name Nero and i fucking LOVED the name Nero. but then i became a Vergil yume and realized it would be kinda weird if I had the same name as his son so i stopped going by Nero but fuck i miss it so bad

i ordered it,,, it’s really cute i hope it gets here in time

i have carrds for every single one of my BG3 OCs. i rlly need to link the masterlist to them all in my strawpage or something

missing them terribly rn

debating fighting my dysphoria AND my imposter syndrome by buying a he/they pronoun pin to wear to the con but i’m scared lol

came across a tiktok with like 100 likes of this girl promoting her music and holy shit. everyone go listen to this rn. TRUST ME!!!!!!

today i learned that bookworms are a real thing… they’re not actually their own species of worm but rather they’re just different kinds of beetle larvae that feed on paper so they end up chewing holes in books

i just got a text from Verizon telling me to upgrade to the iphone 17 there is NO WAY this is a coincidence

i feel like no matter how many times i block trisha paytas or hit the ‘not interested’ button on videos about her she is STILL constantly infiltrating my feed MAKE IT STOP!!!! I HATE TRISHA PAYTAS!!!!! RELEASE ME!!!!!!!!

it’s so fucking hot bro. i am going to nuke the sun

just had a bout of sleep paralysis,,, i always hallucinate voices when i have it it started out fine! i could control what the voices sounded like and what they were saying… until i couldn’t 😄 then they started saying shit like “i’m coming to find you. i’m going to kill you. you’re going to die”

every time someone says vergil is a “deadbeat dad who doesn’t pay child support” i lose another year off of my life

i’m deadass about to start a thread of kpop songs i like because holy fuck there’s so many bangers

i swear to god apple is somehow making my iphone 12 worse on purpose to get me to upgrade it

reposting my 4 foot tall iron lung painting to celebrate the fact that the movie releases on youtube this month 🎉🎉🎉

IRON LUNG IS BEING RELEASED ON YOUTUBE ON MAY 31 !!!!!!!!!!

2 weeks until i meet nick apostolides. *loud anxious gulp* what am i even going to say to him. how do i convey just how much leon means to me without sounding like a complete and utter dweeb

i haven’t played genshin in like 5 years but it is STILL to this day the #1 game that i have the most hours on on playstation

i miss my beautiful wives

someone on the internet will say something offensive or dumb and then people will respond to it with things like “omg you can’t fucking say that you re**rd” fully thinking it’s okay like do u genuinely not see ur own hypocrisy or do u just not care

i wanna start a legacy family on the sims…… i’ve seen people play with the same sims family for literal Years and i admire that dedication

vergil is such a fake idgaf-er. he very much does gaf

i wish i was a man

i always use “wife” and “son” in a gender-neutral way….. Everyone is my wife and Everyone is my son regardless of gender

finally….. an excuse to yap about my beloved son….. Name: Mortem van Helsing Race: chimera Age: 46 Gender: intersex agender Pronouns: they/he Background: haunted one Class: fighter (battle master) Sexuality: pansexual Relationship: astarion Funfacts: they have a false eye made of obsidian

can u imagine being british…… eating tea and dunking crumpers

so clown school courses are like $600… #nevermind

guys this is so random but long story short I had a dream that I joined a traveling clown school and now I want to become a clown 💔 why did it have to be a dream i miss all my clown friends 💔💔 they were all so nice to me 💔💔💔

adi shankar really walked into that writer’s room and said I JUST MADE SOME BUUULLLSSSHIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

never ask a vergil fan what happened on may 12th 2026.

THAT SHIT WAS SO UNBELIEVABLY ASS

there is no netflix devil may cry adaptation

to all the people who post untagged spoilers the SAME DAY that a new piece of media comes out: i hope your pillow is eternally hot on BOTH sides

*insert that one video of arthur morgan’s VA saying “leon kennedy is transgender” whilst holding a pride flag here*