I don’t have anyone in my life who understands how excited I am for this!!!! youtu.be/iSWP2feb4rw?...

I had really bad heartburn last night, from eating SALAD, and I don’t think that’s fair.

My brain is screaming I WANT TO CREATE! whilst my body says I want a nap 😴

Is anyone else’s dog a serial sock thief?

When you give someone a list of options and they say “anything is fine” but you’re autistic so YOU NEED A SPECIFIC ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION. 😭😭😭😐🙃😵‍💫😰 If I give you options just choose one please.

Puppy has been good all week and I stupidly thought out loud “maybe she’s mellowing?”. Well today she ran away in the park chasing a squirrel, ate a slipper, stole 3 shoes and ran round the garden with them, also stole a sofa cushion and decapitated 2 of my tulips whilst chasing a robin.😩

Baking a cheesecake. I didn’t start out intending for it to be basque but here we are I guess.

My neurospicy brain hates April fools because I default assume everyone is always telling me the truth. It’s exhausting to navigate.😭

So since I said in the office the other day that I need more cars to be sold in sparkly colourful glitter finish my TikTok feed now keeps showing me people doing custom glitter wraps on their cars and now I’m scared TikTok is definitely spying on my real life conversations.😭

As someone who watched the first 5 minutes of episode 1 of Daredevil born again and then noped out due to the utter devastation of that opening scene… I have to get over it and watch it before the new Spider-Man movie don’t I?😫

Ok I’m up. What did I miss?

What if Need is a rep vault track and that’s why we didn’t get it with AOTGYLB?

Hearing applause whilst out in the wild still hurts. Hobbycraft trying to make me buy more beads?

I’ve got a happy spring garden 💖

Librarians bake good cakes 😋

It’s my birthday!🎈

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!… That is all.

ER is on Netflix! How long has ER been on Netflix? Oh my god!❤️

Baby Taylor has no right to be this relatable in adulthood.💔

Was meant to spend the afternoon doing laundry but spent 2hrs playing animal crossing instead. I swear it was an accident.

All a girl wants is I’d Lie Taylor’s Version on streaming 💚

I have puppy training class at 12.15 and school pickup at 3.20 so my brain says I can’t possibly do anything else all morning or afternoon. The day is a wipeout.

1. Our Song 2. The Other Side of the Door 3. Haunted 4. Holy Ground 5. Out of the Woods 6. Call it what you want 7. Cornelia Street 8. peace 9. ivy 10. Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve 11. The Prophecy 12. Father Figure 13. Eyes Open

Taylor Swift is honouring you with a private performance. You get to choose one song from each album and 1 bonus. What 13 songs are on your setlist?

Wait they’re so cute!🥰

This line tickles my brain in a very specific way that resonates to my core. I relate on so many levels.

I just want to feel like this again 😭

Happy Pancake Day to all who celebrate the beautiful art of eating your body weight in batter once a year. 🥞

They just tipped and fell into my shopping basket.🤷‍♀️ geesjewellery.com/products/opa...

Ok I gotta lock in and tidy the house. My brain… Got to hoover, find sock on route, better take this to the hamper, whilst I’m here I’ll stick a wash on, the sink needs cleaning, running out of toothpaste, better write that on the shopping list, goes to kitchen to find list… not hovered yet.

All I want from life is to eat my toast whilst it’s still warm. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?😩

How can I fulfil my dreams of becoming a perimenopausal bog witch with my own murder of crows if I’m not allowed to feed birds in my garden?😭

Can I spend £90 on my favourite gluten free bakery?🤔

I’m having a full millennial swiftie crash out about how few reaction content makers have recognised the Opalite music video features the Graham Norton couch guests and eras dancers, the dance scene is NOT the same as from Friends and the video is in 4:3 ratio BECAUSE THATS HOW TV LOOKED IN THE 90S!

Of course Taylor drops a new music video whilst Bonny and Emily are taking a break to move house. Oof that’s gonna be a long wait.😅

Had to give my dog a bath. Not sure if we’re still friends?😬

In that post haircut stage where I gotta remember how I used to style it again 🫣

Lucy living her best life

UK gluten free community can you please tell me if you have ever found thick (think chow mein style) noodles in the wild and where? I crave something more substantial than those paper thin rice noodles. Please and thank you. 🍜

My hair’s in really poor condition right now so I’m going to threaten to give it a haircut. That usually makes it get its act together and behave.

Do you ever listen to midnights and get jump scared “oh god in hindsight this song is obviously about Matty” because you wiped it from your mind? Anywho… the snow on the beach to down bad timeline urg! 😭

Doing mandatory training at work. My emotional support lightning kitty is keeping my spirits up

I’m not a Harry listener but happy to see so many getting tickets on my skyline. Hope you all have the best time at your shows.💖

Oh it’s stormy stormy out there

Is it just me or is my copy of catching fire aggressively metric? Would love to know what the original measurements are in the US version. No one in UK would actually describe distances like this I swear.

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Gosh what an exhausting first day back to reality. Anywho, here’s a picture of a nice sunset.

Speaking as a witchy, BtVS obsessed millennial this album has me in such a chokehold.

My little brother was diagnosed on the autism spectrum back in the 90s yet I remained just his shy, quirky, highly organised older sister until now my entire life history of awkward social interactions and obsessive over thinking suddenly makes sense.

I am about to embark upon my greatest quest to date 🥲