I am walking towards the best coffee in Toronto

I have intel on the best coffee in Toronto and I will be heading there under a cruel white sky at 3pm

if separated from its cultural meaning the name “twilight zone” sounds pretty nice

Today I took a bus, a subway, and then a subway, then a taxi, then a bus, a subway, and then a bus I did that today haha

it’s cool that there are so many animal and bug emojis

German word for loudly criticizing Christmas then running home to eat delicious delightful Christmas cake

going to watch a movie and chill

favorite new years story that I always share is of my friend going to the Korean spa in Vaughan at new years alone, lots of people sitting around the spa, And when new years happened no one acknowledged it..

smoothies should be called potions

bake cookie make puppet

Minuscule snow flake Nullifies Monday afternoon Apprehends To do list

A snowflake, a fragile prism hexagram which disappears when touched, That can Stop a person from leaving Eglington west, delicate as dust But is The Commander

I just Had to turn around and go back home Bc its too difficult to leave the neighborhood by bike because it’s too snowy I’m trapped I can’t leave

Imagine having a good coffee maker

my dad has informed me that he knew mic jaggers dad

If chatGPT had c3PO’s voice people would Throw their credit cards at them

Can ChatGPT talk with C3PO’s voice yet

Facebook feed is now like where’s Waldo like puzzles… and like brain teasers with like 5,000 comments

gourmet cookie reflux

I’m going to do acid *eats gourmet cookie from the distillery district*

friend showed me a video of a ghost plucking pedals off a flower in an Air b and b it was so freaky

Love throwing a “if you celebrate” at the end of a merry Christmas Hahaha 😈 Or a “if you get one” at the end of a happy holidays Hahaha😈

James Cameron moving in silence

greatful for the variety of doubtful, contemptuous to sad, angry emojis there are!!!!!

moment of clarity after eating a slice of cheese on a Breton cracker

sometimes bluesky feels like writing a tweet on a piece of paper and burning it in a candle

this week I met someone who was highschool friends with the person who wrote Sabrina carpenters espresso, I was like what are they like?? And they were like, “They’re like the lyrics in espresso”

thinking about Rosedale Valley Rd

The Zen of Small claims tribunal Things

Tattoo of rosedale valley road

what’s with this cop language in interior decorating, chokehold this chokehold that, Call me when a bedding color has you in a warm hold

know what’s a wild name for a town “Newmarket”

the rush I imagine some deep sea explorers live for when finding undelivered lost cargo, treasure, on the sea floor must be something like what I am feeling this morning, having uncovered an unbaked tray of ready to go garlic bread after last nights party

my biggest flex, having seen stereolab, trumped by my friends new gig, opening for a reformed stereolab

Lonely planet such a wild marketing choice The whole planet?? Lonely ???? A guide to Kim chi restaurants and public WiFi And it’s like The whole planet is LOST As I type this I Am realizing how accurate a name it is wow

Guy in this poutine place just let out enormous 2 octave burp

Ya, I work in tech *daydreams about Saint Bernard dog with wooden barrel lunging through the snow*

Yesterday I went bike and it was frozen to the ground and when I got to rehearsal everyone was playing keyboards with mittens on

abt 2 bid on a $2 garbage can that will take me 2 hours 2 get 2

wearing 5 layers at the moment

time of year when you open the window and it freezes open

ppl of Toronto try this: Next time something bad happens Bus is late, diner is cancelled, etc say “All part of living in New York City baby!” Ahahah

Ok horror movie Malicious ghosts - Circle of dead flies, faucet turning on, teddy bears head turns to look at you But person is listening to stressful podcasts on AirPods, man in the black hat, slender man, cryptids, all come and go perplexed… what’s with this guy

Okayyyyyyyy Few nights ago there was a thump and I get out of bed and a bag of hot chocolate is on the ground…. then tonight there was a thump and I look and a roll of tape is in the ground

on Maxsold in the hidden small plates cocktail bar

I thought of an alternative to put iPhone in rice to dry it out… never works But Hold lighter to iPhone

When I said I was excited for Cyber Monday, I didn’t mean “sigh… brrr..”

Aladins cave but it’s all rock climbing inspired sneakers

making bass face but when you see a baby

What’s twin peaks about? Well, a man says “I need a new pair of boots”, he does stuff to make money, and later he has new boots