This app is about to be the new default for anyone capable of empathy whatsoever.

My last day of my 33rd year I got a sick 2001 Mariners clock from one sibling. Then I hit the Seahawks game with my other sibling and got a W in the rain. Now I’m at a hotel in Seattle eating dim sum naked and there’s nothing you fools can do about it.

I’m going to the Seahawks game tomorrow. Best seats I’ve ever had. Playoff hopes on the line. It’s my birthday on Monday. So look out for a huge Cardinals win 😂

I’ve seen both Gladiator and Harry Potter each at least a dozen times. If you asked me who played these individual characters I would’ve told you Richard Harris. Somehow, I’ve only just now realized that Richard Harris played BOTH of these characters. Does that make sense?!

Arcane is a masterpiece.

When I heard Kendrick yell “MUSTARDDDDDD!!!” this is the first guy I thought of

I’m here to beat the 49ers and write back…and I’ll never write back.

The Seahawks are making me feel numb at this point and that’s never good.

Jake Paul couldn’t knock out a 58 year old man with a brain that has endured more combined drugs than some countries populations.

The feeling after a Jake Paul fight is like cummimg and realizing the porn search that got you there was really shameful.

Netflix is fully crashing now.

I want Tyson to win so badly.

Serrano has beaten Taylor twice and is somehow 0-2 against her. Makes no sense.

Me hyping the billionaires taking tiny deep sea submarines to go make first contact with the aliens incase they’re hostile:

If there’s one positive from the Tyson vs Paul card, it’s that Rosie Perez is a fantastic ringside commentator.

Oh there’s aliens in the ocean?

So far, Arcane is insanely good. The animation is great. Voice acting is great. The only negative is the 3 seconds of Imagine Dragons I have to hear before I hit Skip Intro.

Just making sure this platform has this photo on it.

I think the main difference between the Russell Wilson era to now is that whenever Seattle was down in a game, it felt like almost a certainty that Russ would figure it out. It’s no knock on Geno but the feeling in the Russ era was different. I miss it.

I really wish I knew what the story for season 6 of Peaky Blinders would’ve looked like if Helen McCrory hadn’t tragically passed away. She was such a key component.

With Dave Sims gone, who is excitedly going to make me think fly ball outs are home runs?!

Is Geno Smith being defended on this platform appropriately?

My first passion I am sharing on this app is THE ACOLYTE SHOULDVE GOTTEN A SEASON TWO!

Let us start fresh.