Best news all year 😍

i was edging for two hours and then I had to head out and I passed by a public wc and then… 💦 wasn’t aiming but 👀

Bubba? Make America Gag Again 🦅

Hey, welcome to my Bluesky. I think this might be the best dick pic I’ve ever taken… if you agree or if it makes you wanna see more: do me a favour and repost this for me, would ya? Need someone who likes bruising their throat on brick-hard, uncut cock ;)

Boo!

A hole new meaning to jack-o’-lantern! 🎃

You’re not going to see anything from me until I feel in shape again 🫶

Ok Alcaraz 😵‍💫😮‍💨

A month or so ago I threw out my back and it’s been one of the worst experiences of my life. The pain, yes, but more than anything the general impairment. So much for getting in shape again—only rehab swimming for the foreseeable future 🦭

This 😮‍💨

Sciatica

Exhib car cum hands free

Eat, sleep, GOON, repeat 😛 onlyfans.com/redhotrider4

I really love that I thought it was Monday today and that no one corrected me yesterday when I thought it was Sunday 😭

it is impossible to stay at a hotel and not edge my penis

Lutinha de espadas 😏😈

Almost had too much fun at Island House, the best nude friendly, kinky, gay, hotel in Key West. We fucked in our bottom floor room, curtains open, all over the pool and everywhere else. 😛 Highly recommend, especially for content creators. Full 10min video on OF onlyfans.com/1827282032/r...

Big woof at this 😮‍💨

Sleeveless tops and hairy shoulders is what I live for this summer 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Gooning on Drudge Report? Bator bros, we’ve made it 😎

Does anyone else remember the absolute peak mess that was Grindr circles? I stumbled upon one where an old colleague spammed dick pics and it was… something 😵‍💫

cheio de tesão porra!

if you see this, post a beach photo from your phone

Same tbh

Crazy Ex GF was too theatre kid for my liking, but “You Stupid Bitch” regularly plays in my head as I too often find myself to be that poopy little slut who ruins things (mostly for myself) 💁‍♀️

Instead of one cock, how about three for #fcf?

Introduce yourself with 4 tv shows

Been off insta (inactive not deleted) since December and while it’s been a mostly positive thing, I’m starting to feel really socially isolated, but idk how to pick it back up without ending up on the same trajectory that made me want to leave the platform in the first place. Anyone else like this?

Octopuses. I will die on this hill.

Can’t sleep

Today’s whole mood and vibe is very much fcf, minus the c 😵‍💫😩

Gushy

You just know Moses Mike Johnson is spending this DC Pride on his knees in the dimly lit Capitol Hill basement apartment he rents from his shirtless pastor friend. (Praying of course, don’t be disgusting)

You up?