Media update.

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Let’s hop on the sticks. 🎮🎮

A beach under the foreign sun would heal me so good

Great question

@shundell.bsky.social 🫶🏾

I’m never gonna stop my campaign against male instashoppers bc why would you grab eggs without inspecting them?? One cracked and one missing. 😐

I feel like mass protests are what Donald Trump wants, lowkey. He wants an excuse to turn the US military on American citizens. I think a mass STRIKE might be more effective this go-round.

Said from couch. But soon as I get in the bed, everything up

This reunion was better than the season. I wish they were as entertaining as they looked.

And for some reason I’m already sleepy af

Def won’t be buying one but I just had the most random craving for a fudge round. Wtf

Oh. And good morning. How yall feeling? Yall alright?

Barber was running late and out of desperation I went to a mf with an open chair… nobody talk to me

Been rewatching Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. I forgot how much I enjoyed this story.

Anybody else IG keep reformatting sizes?🤨

Both. + adlibs.

I signed up for a photo app’s FREE trial and Apple immediately charged me $69.99

Someone reported my IG post for bullying and harassment

They saw it in the other app.

Good morning— how yall feeling?

“Put me in your cf!” no.

Baby, I’m just tryna let my hair down...

A good time to watch Foundation if you need a new show to watch.

Back to sleep

Whoever invented the waterpik deserves their ass ate

Woke up in the middle of the night to friends sending videos and updates in a group chat from Rio. Went back to sleep and had a dream that I caught an early flight to meet them out there. Imagine my surprise when I woke up. It felt so real.

Why you so chill? Sharing ya self in the dark when I’m here in the light WITH MY HEART…

Doing all this skeeting. I finally made it down to my car and got a notification that my gym closed early tonight…. Bi—

Something about seeing folks having a good time on a boat… ima like every pic.

And ME

Let me go to the gym. 😑 Also. Peep how @heroandavillain.bsky.social started all the mess.

Clearly I appreciate a good nude here or there. But damn why we gotta see your entire catalogue. Send them to your real life hoes!

Kendrick and that mouth 😭

Why am I up

@shotsofalika.bsky.social I’m on ep 8 so confused 😕

If you are a pastor, deacon, IG God warrior— continue to follow your passions. But I’m not interested in romance nor sex from you. Respectfully. ✝️🫶🏾

Lol idk why it sound like sandpaper. I promise it’s soft 🙂

Ordered tenders— BBQ (sauce) and buffalo (rub). Asked for *sauce* on the side and they gave me naked tenders with a container of dry rub. 🙂

Sometimes. But sometimes gyms are so crowded every bench machine mat and weight is taken (which is why I have multiple memberships) bc people come to the gym to text and take selfies.

Lol this is cute as hell. Had to crop bc… 60scs 🙄 cc: @subtlepower.bsky.social

I’ll be on a beach soon but been eating with no care in the world 🙂

Oh shit. Pantheon Season 2 been out and is on YouTube. Let me grab a snack.

The other app just told me there are 8 movies??

One day I will finally watch one of them lil Harry Potter movies so I can understand what yall be talking about

Episode 4 of Pantheon on Netflix. This is actually really good

Yknow what I need? Them damn Oreos AND some eggnog. Fuck it.

I am so sorry but this was 👎🏾 3/10. It’s so slow and I keep falling asleep on it. I don’t even wanna finish. It feels like Disney’s Diet Solo Leveling.

Between the algorithm and the glitches…