Trump’s Epstein move is a ruse. Make a Dem-only probe, shout “transparency”… then block the files with “ongoing investigation.” It’s a con in broad daylight. #EpsteinFiles

You mean besides 91 felony charges, a coup attempt, sexual assault verdict, stealing nuclear secrets, charity fraud, Trump U scam, hush money coverups, stiffing workers, kids in cages, COVID lies, and grifting his cult for cash? #MAGAts #TrumpCrimeFamily #Cult45 #NeverSurrenderMyAss

Red states get subsidies. Blue states get punishment. Trump uses your tax dollars like a mob boss settling scores #TrumpCrimeFamily #TyrannyByBudget #Cult45

Trump said Project 2025 had “nothing to do with me.” Now he’s stapling it to his orange ass like a bumper sticker. Gaslight, deny, repeat … it’s the only exercise he gets besides waddling to the fridge. #Project2025 #MAGAts #Cult45

This clown show doesn’t even bother hiding it. Deny Project 2025 to the press, then brag about Project 2025 to the cult. Peak two-faced fascist bullshit. #Project2025 #TrumpLies #ClownShow #Fascism #DonkeyTalks

Trump the draft dodger standing there pretending to be a general is pure stolen valor bullshit. #Trump #DraftDodger #StolenValor #ClownShow #DonkeyTalks

Nobody’s saying Pam Bondi confused Washington State with Washington D.C.… but with this clown show, would it really shock you? #PamBondi #ClownShow #Washington #Satire #DonkeyTalks

FBI: We got him. Homeland Security: We charged him. Nevada Task Force: We logged him in. Trump White House: Delete all that, Israel wants him home. Predator walks. System broken. Law & Order?

“Whatever the hell they want” has a history; Jim Crow terror, stop-and-frisk, Ferguson, George Floyd. Unchecked cops don’t keep us safe, they keep the abuse coming. Trump just put D.C. on that list. #GaslightAndOrder

One interesting fact about the “crime epidemic” in Washington DC is that Trump is on the Epstein client list.

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Full circle of stupid.

We’re calling them the Washington Epstein Files until further notice. #EpsteinFiles #DistractionPlay #DonkeyTalks

The entire country: “EPSTEIN FILES. CLIENT LIST. WTF?!” Fox News: “Joe Biden once ate oatmeal too slow. Could it be TREASON?” They can’t stop feeding nonsense to their low-info base… even when the hottest story in America is setting the internet on fire. #Epstein #DonkeyTalks #PropagandaNetwork

The Epstein panic is getting louder. #DonkeyTalks #EpsteinFiles #CoverUp #MaureneComey

Then: “I’ll release the Epstein client list. It’ll expose the Democrats, the elites, the swamp. You deserve to know the truth.” Now: “The Epstein stuff is a hoax by the Democrats. My own supporters are falling for it. I don’t want their support anymore.” MAGA got ghosted by their own cult leader!

This is a real post from the official GOP account. They’re proudly bragging that Trump taxed Americans $100 BILLION through tariffs — and they think it’s a flex. Reminder: Tariffs are paid by U.S. consumers and businesses. They’re celebrating charging YOU more. #DonkeyTalks #TrumpTaxedYou #GriftMath

If that list only hurt Democrats, it would’ve been projected on the side of Trump Tower by now. They’re not hiding justice. They’re hiding themselves. #EpsteinCoverUp #MAGAisTheSwamp #TrumpLied

Fact: The contents of the Epstein file are absolutely worse for Trump than losing his base. Imagine that. #DonkeyTalks #EpsteinCoverUp #TrumpKnew #ReleaseTheList #CultCollapse

If democracy dies, it won’t be in darkness. It’ll be on Fox News, brought to you by MyPillow. #DonkeyTalks #MAGAts #DemocracyUnderThreat #PollsDontLie

When you make $28,000 a year but cheer for tax breaks on private jets. Congrats. You’ve been trickled on. #DonkeyTalks #MAGAisACult

Accurate as fuck

Flashback: Feb 7, 2023 State of the Union Biden: “Republicans want to cut Medicaid.” GOP: [screaming] “Liar!!” #DonkeyTalks #Receipts #Medicaid #GOPLies

This bill is the most shameful betrayal of the American people in my lifetime. Cutting healthcare. Slashing food aid. Funding mass deportations. Gifting the rich. GUTTING the future. They’re not governing. They’re looting. Fucking disgraceful. #DonkeyTalks #BigUglyBill #CrueltyIsThePoint

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Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill, summarized: – Cuts your grandma’s Medicaid – Guts your neighbor’s disability coverage – Slashes meals on wheels and school lunches – BUT gives Chevron a tax break – AND lets rich kids inherit yachts tax-free Happy Freedom Week, peasants 🇺🇸✨ #DonkeyTalks #GOPGreed

Imagine thinking you run the world from a social media app that no one uses. #TruthSocialTantrum #AllCapsNoPower

We’re doing exactly what we once condemned. Unprovoked strike. Gaslighting propaganda. Then: Japan. Now: Us. This time, we’re the ones typing from the cockpit. #TrumpWar #DonkeyTalks #MAGAclowns

If you’re wondering who’s commanding the war room right now… It’s this guy. Live from Fox & Friends. Absolutely soaked. Possibly buzzed. #DonkeyTalks #ThisIsFine #IranWar #EndStageAmerica

Nothing he says matters. No lie is too big. No hypocrisy too obvious.

They know he’s a fuckiing threat. But they’d rather ride the MAGA train straight to hell than grow a spine. Cowards in suits, clapping like trained seals while democracy bleeds out. #Trump #MAGA #Unfit

1/4 Trump promised no new wars. Now he’s back in office, threatening Iran with “unconditional surrender” while Israel and Iran launch missiles. This didn’t just happen. He lit the fuse when he tore up the Iran Deal and bragged about it.

Brad Lander got jumped by ICE for asking a question every American has the right to ask: “Do you have a warrant?” If they can do this to a mayoral candidate, what do you think they’ll do to the rest of us? #ICE #NYC #ThisIsHowItStarts

The MAGA movement doesn’t want peace.. they want a civil war. Their game is to brand 75 million Americans as enemies so they can unleash state power on them. This isn’t about freedom. It’s about domination. They’re not patriots. They’re low-info ASSHOLES. #MAGA #CivilWar #Authoritarianism

Miss Lindsey just laughed at the idea of Greta Thunberg drowning because she’s delivering food and medicine to starving civilians in Gaza. A U.S. senator is publicly fantasizing about activists getting blown out of the water. Mock the helpers. Cheer the killers. Pathetic. #LindseyGrahamIsACunt

US STEEL - NIPPON DEAL Trump 2024: “A total betrayal. A disgrace to the United States.” Trump 2025: Holding a rally to celebrate the same deal as a win for America. Same foreign buyer. Same steel company. Just a new coat of red, white, and bullshit. #TrumpFlipFlop #TACO

This might be the most savagely accurate dismantling of conservative BS I’ve ever witnessed.

Every name on Trump’s pardon list is a headline from a fascist fever dream: • Jan 6 terrorists? ✅ • Corrupt cops? ✅ • Grifters & governors? ✅ This isn’t redemption. It’s a rewards program for right-wing criminals/ future cabinet members. #PardonMeDaddy #MAGAtsAboveTheLaw #AuthoritarianGrift

He’s not punishing Harvard. He’s punishing the idea that intelligence should influence anything in America. #TrumpVsHarvard #MakeAmericaStupidAgain #GOPHatesEducation #AttackOnIntelligence

My dad is MAGA. His “news” comes from Facebook memes from accounts named PatriotMAGA1776 with bald eagle avatars & flag backgrounds. If I bring up actual politics, it’s like I’m speaking in binary code. No clue. MAGA is the most uninformed voter base in history. Just like their orange messiah.

Oh, now you regret voting for Trump? Spare me the buyer’s remorse. You weren’t tricked… you were just fine with fascism until it hit your wallet. You don’t get a redemption arc. You get to sit in the mess you made. #TrumpVoters #TooLittleTooLate #GoFuckYourself

The CDC can no longer warn us about measles, hepatitis, or salmonella… Because one orange lunatic thinks science hurts his poll numbers. This isn’t public health. It’s state-sponsored ignorance. #CDCBlackout #TrumpIsThePlague #DonTheSuppressor

Dear MAGA, They fought fascists overseas. You elected one. Memorial Day isn’t yours. #MemorialDay #MAGAisUnAmerican #DonTheDraftDodger

They’re jamming tax cuts, deportation squads, and a goddamn space boner into one 1,200-page legislative turd… and ramming it through at 1AM while you’re asleep. This isn’t governing, it’s a fascist gangbang dressed up as a budget bill. #MidnightCoup #Project2025 #MAGAshitshow #AuthoritarianAF

Marco Rubio is trash. Spineless. Gutless. Worthless.

Oh cool, we’re doing fascism now. A 3-story Trump banner on a federal building? What’s next, mandatory MAGA armbands? #MAGApropaganda #ThisIsNotNormal

Poland votes today. Tusk wants Europe. The far-right wants 1939. #PolishElections #HistoryRepeats #EuropeOrBust

Trump tells Walmart to “eat the tariffs.” But guess who’s choking? You. At checkout. While he’s golfing. #Trumponomics #YouPayHePlays #TariffTantrum