PATRIOTS… DID YOU HEAR THAT??? ITALIAN being blasted at an AMERICAN rally. So we’re just doing FOREIGN LANGUAGE PROPAGANDA at OUR events now?? What happened to ENGLISH IN AMERICA?? If I wanted opera in a language I don’t understand I’d go to EUROPE.

Dear MAGA: I thought you guys quit the NFL over Kaepernick in 2017. So why are you still here in 2026 screaming about halftime shows? You never boycotted because you’re not trying to change anything … you’re trying to feel offended on purpose. Outrage is your cardio. SEE YOU NEXT SEASON 🤣

Forget Don Lemon. The White House should not be doing propaganda memes about arrests. PERIOD. That’s not normal. They are getting HIGH on their own power.

Nailed it.

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From now on, all who cherish democracy…will know him as….the Pedophile Protector.

Can someone explain what the hell is happening with Venezuela, Minnesota, Iran, Greenland—like why is EVERYTHING a crisis today? Never mind. I found the answer. 👇

DHS Secretary Kristi Noem stood behind “ONE OF OURS, ALL OF YOURS” like it’s a mission statement. Translation: touch one agent and we will bring the full weight of ICE down on everyone around you; raids, sweeps, collateral damage.. even death and murder. THIS IS AMERICA?

Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino is a fucking power-trip cosplay clown.

My New Year’s resolution was to stop arguing online with MAGA morons.. then all this shit happened. Once more into the fray 💪

ICE Deportation Officer “requirements”: • Be a U.S. citizen • Have a driver’s license • Be allowed to carry a gun • Be under 40 That’s it. That’s the fucking bar. You hand federal power and loaded weapons to people vetted like mall security, then act surprised when someone ends up dead.

THEY USED ADOBE TO REDACT THE EPSTEIN FILES 🤣 🤣 🤣

Trump’s Epstein move is a ruse. Make a Dem-only probe, shout “transparency”… then block the files with “ongoing investigation.” It’s a con in broad daylight. #EpsteinFiles

You mean besides 91 felony charges, a coup attempt, sexual assault verdict, stealing nuclear secrets, charity fraud, Trump U scam, hush money coverups, stiffing workers, kids in cages, COVID lies, and grifting his cult for cash? #MAGAts #TrumpCrimeFamily #Cult45 #NeverSurrenderMyAss

Red states get subsidies. Blue states get punishment. Trump uses your tax dollars like a mob boss settling scores #TrumpCrimeFamily #TyrannyByBudget #Cult45

Trump said Project 2025 had “nothing to do with me.” Now he’s stapling it to his orange ass like a bumper sticker. Gaslight, deny, repeat … it’s the only exercise he gets besides waddling to the fridge. #Project2025 #MAGAts #Cult45

This clown show doesn’t even bother hiding it. Deny Project 2025 to the press, then brag about Project 2025 to the cult. Peak two-faced fascist bullshit. #Project2025 #TrumpLies #ClownShow #Fascism #DonkeyTalks

Trump the draft dodger standing there pretending to be a general is pure stolen valor bullshit. #Trump #DraftDodger #StolenValor #ClownShow #DonkeyTalks

Nobody’s saying Pam Bondi confused Washington State with Washington D.C.… but with this clown show, would it really shock you? #PamBondi #ClownShow #Washington #Satire #DonkeyTalks

FBI: We got him. Homeland Security: We charged him. Nevada Task Force: We logged him in. Trump White House: Delete all that, Israel wants him home. Predator walks. System broken. Law & Order?

“Whatever the hell they want” has a history; Jim Crow terror, stop-and-frisk, Ferguson, George Floyd. Unchecked cops don’t keep us safe, they keep the abuse coming. Trump just put D.C. on that list. #GaslightAndOrder

One interesting fact about the “crime epidemic” in Washington DC is that Trump is on the Epstein client list.

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Full circle of stupid.

We’re calling them the Washington Epstein Files until further notice. #EpsteinFiles #DistractionPlay #DonkeyTalks

The entire country: “EPSTEIN FILES. CLIENT LIST. WTF?!” Fox News: “Joe Biden once ate oatmeal too slow. Could it be TREASON?” They can’t stop feeding nonsense to their low-info base… even when the hottest story in America is setting the internet on fire. #Epstein #DonkeyTalks #PropagandaNetwork

The Epstein panic is getting louder. #DonkeyTalks #EpsteinFiles #CoverUp #MaureneComey

Then: “I’ll release the Epstein client list. It’ll expose the Democrats, the elites, the swamp. You deserve to know the truth.” Now: “The Epstein stuff is a hoax by the Democrats. My own supporters are falling for it. I don’t want their support anymore.” MAGA got ghosted by their own cult leader!

This is a real post from the official GOP account. They’re proudly bragging that Trump taxed Americans $100 BILLION through tariffs — and they think it’s a flex. Reminder: Tariffs are paid by U.S. consumers and businesses. They’re celebrating charging YOU more. #DonkeyTalks #TrumpTaxedYou #GriftMath

If that list only hurt Democrats, it would’ve been projected on the side of Trump Tower by now. They’re not hiding justice. They’re hiding themselves. #EpsteinCoverUp #MAGAisTheSwamp #TrumpLied

Fact: The contents of the Epstein file are absolutely worse for Trump than losing his base. Imagine that. #DonkeyTalks #EpsteinCoverUp #TrumpKnew #ReleaseTheList #CultCollapse

If democracy dies, it won’t be in darkness. It’ll be on Fox News, brought to you by MyPillow. #DonkeyTalks #MAGAts #DemocracyUnderThreat #PollsDontLie

When you make $28,000 a year but cheer for tax breaks on private jets. Congrats. You’ve been trickled on. #DonkeyTalks #MAGAisACult

Accurate as fuck

Flashback: Feb 7, 2023 State of the Union Biden: “Republicans want to cut Medicaid.” GOP: [screaming] “Liar!!” #DonkeyTalks #Receipts #Medicaid #GOPLies

This bill is the most shameful betrayal of the American people in my lifetime. Cutting healthcare. Slashing food aid. Funding mass deportations. Gifting the rich. GUTTING the future. They’re not governing. They’re looting. Fucking disgraceful. #DonkeyTalks #BigUglyBill #CrueltyIsThePoint

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Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill, summarized: – Cuts your grandma’s Medicaid – Guts your neighbor’s disability coverage – Slashes meals on wheels and school lunches – BUT gives Chevron a tax break – AND lets rich kids inherit yachts tax-free Happy Freedom Week, peasants 🇺🇸✨ #DonkeyTalks #GOPGreed

Imagine thinking you run the world from a social media app that no one uses. #TruthSocialTantrum #AllCapsNoPower

We’re doing exactly what we once condemned. Unprovoked strike. Gaslighting propaganda. Then: Japan. Now: Us. This time, we’re the ones typing from the cockpit. #TrumpWar #DonkeyTalks #MAGAclowns

If you’re wondering who’s commanding the war room right now… It’s this guy. Live from Fox & Friends. Absolutely soaked. Possibly buzzed. #DonkeyTalks #ThisIsFine #IranWar #EndStageAmerica

Nothing he says matters. No lie is too big. No hypocrisy too obvious.

They know he’s a fuckiing threat. But they’d rather ride the MAGA train straight to hell than grow a spine. Cowards in suits, clapping like trained seals while democracy bleeds out. #Trump #MAGA #Unfit

1/4 Trump promised no new wars. Now he’s back in office, threatening Iran with “unconditional surrender” while Israel and Iran launch missiles. This didn’t just happen. He lit the fuse when he tore up the Iran Deal and bragged about it.

Brad Lander got jumped by ICE for asking a question every American has the right to ask: “Do you have a warrant?” If they can do this to a mayoral candidate, what do you think they’ll do to the rest of us? #ICE #NYC #ThisIsHowItStarts