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the first rule is that you have to be a ( girl. )

keh! as if you even could be cute to me. ( taunting? ) i know all ‘yer tricks by now.

not everyone dreams of the smell of pigs every night, witch! ( scoff. ) you really ain’t cute at all !!

i’d prefer to choose my own girlfriend, thank you very much! 💢 ( groan. ) don’t act like you’d do anything but sell me off, you cheapskate!

like i wanna be sold off again. 💢 ( he’s not pretending. )

psh. like i’d want one … ( hasn’t forgotten that one time she pretended to like him. )

such high standards you have. for a moment, i almost thought y’considered me that way …

oh, ‘yer right … ( nabiki saotome does not rhyme. ) … wait, but how does saotome rhyme with — ?

well, duh! you thought of ryoga first, so …

nabiki hibiki. you’re daydreaming aloud.

can’t stop thinking about ryoga, hm?

“ because it doesn’t work for guys, dumbass! “ loud sigh. “ you probably didn’t even do it right! “

i'm punching your fucking baby

“ if it was airborne, wouldn’t a lot more people be pregnant ?! “ huff. “ ‘yer about as smart as a real pig, sometimes! “

( is this normal girl talk? 💧 yawns loudly to make his presence known. )

( does she even realize what she’s implying … )

“ duh ! what did you think it did ?! “ wiggling free. “ i’d rather die before we did anything like that, stupid! “

“ I’M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT SEX IS — !! “ … covers his mouth.

“ i thought akane was the emotional sister. guess it runs in the family … “

“ GO ASK YOUR MOM HOW BABIES ARE MADE !! “ still huffing and puffing. “ YOU’RE JUST TRYIN’ TO MESS WITH ME ! “

… thrOWS A PUNCH AT HIM. “ don’t you know anything ?! “ embarrassed huffing.

“ … they, um … “ very hushed. embarrassed at the notion of saying this crude kinda stuff … “ you know! they … they do it! “

that one crumb meme but it's p-chan #ranma1/2 #ryogahibiki #ryoga #ranma

doing a set of hanging sit - ups. “ maybe i shoulda went back to china. things’re so quiet, now … “

june. coral…..

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june. me getting slammed with work business and personal situations every time i try to come back, on loop, ad nauseum

june. me getting slammed with work business and personal situations every time i try to come back, on loop, ad nauseum

" oh, come on! you have to know how this works! " he'd stammer a little, not wanting to recite exactly how babies are made ... why'd he have to be such a dummy? " w - well ... when a guy and a girl like each other, they ... " gulp. " t - they ... "

" that's not how it works. didn't you pay any attention in class? " ranma, you were there. ryoga couldn't find the damn class.

" and please explain HOW ?! " he's waiting for this ...

come to think of it, he hasn't heard much from any of his suitors lately ... good on paper, but he's a little bored. 💧

“ IT DOESN’T WORK FOR GUYS !! “ he’d yell, swatting hands at him. missing this time, thankfully. “ AND WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE MINE ?! “

whack. “ you’re a ( guy ) , dimwit! how could you be pregnant ?! “

a very brief glance at his bosom as ryoga says the word 'father' before he glances back at ryoga. " i really think you're confused. "

" i think you're confused. "

june. considering dropping my asriel onto bluesky

“ would you buy that the amazon girl is the least troublesome sometimes? “ it was honestly true. out of anyone, shampoo was more of a trickster when it came to trying to win him over. ukyo was a bit of a hothead, and heavens forbid if akane caught him out with a girl. “ she’s fine. just … “

“ well, a couple of my … “ friends? fiancèes? what does he even call them? she knows his situation, but it still feels weird. “ friends. couple of my friends run restaurants — though maybe we shouldn’t stop by ukyo’s. shampoo would probably be good, since she’s from china too and all. “

“ if you can find a restaurant that’ll poison you, it’s my treat. “ sarcasm. no, it’ll be normal food.

he’ll ignore that. he doesn’t win battles of words with her. “ even the edible ones? “ man, her people were strict. she did have an obsession with that stuff though, so maybe that was why … “ … i could spot you , if you need food. it’s th’ least i could do for you housin’ me back then. “

“ … sorry. force of habit. “ he’s so used to having to yell at everyone he speaks to. he almost forgot she’s ( kind of ) normal. “ s - still. i can’t tell if ‘yer bored or thinking about somethin’. “

“ feh! you think i don’t know that ?! “ he got his hopes up.

june. rumic verse is alive but i can feel myself struggling to keep my ranma muse

yeah? then you wouldn’t ( need ) to do something like this ! ( jabs a finger in his face. ) cheapskate ! who WANTS to hit a girl ?!

june. trans day of visibility…. waves my little flag and runs back into hiding

so you ... admit you can't win in a fair fight? ( may as well just own up to wanting to see him like this, at that point. )

see something you LIKE ?! ( he'd spit, grouchy look shooting at him now. ) i'm beginning to think you like me like this! 💢

... soaking wet. grouchy look on his face. 💧