Because I deserve to get flowers all the time for no reason

I’m not even mad www.joemygod.com/2026/01/mala...

There’s nothing like being the least wanted member of the most loathed group

I spend actual years searching for feminine clothes that fit and match my aesthetic. I finally found it. Abercrombie and Fitch y’all. I will never escape the nineties.

I really and truly need to sleep

I love that the modern era hasn’t moved one millimeter from AIM away messages. I am here for this. I’ve trained for it.

You can find every company taking money from ICE at USASpending. www.usaspending.gov/search

WHY HAS NOBODY SHOWN ME ATOMIC BLONDE

Improve a movie title by adding “With Big Naturals” Only Lovers With Big Naturals Left Alive

Beta testing a journaling AI app is uniquely uncomfortable

When going to a party means updating your IFAK trauma kit…

I can’t sleep because I’m afraid I might wake up in the morning

😚👌

Freedom of the press

One day I will sleep

I don’t know what I’d do without fishes and friends

Couldn’t they save some time and fly to Minnesota instead?

Maximum dysphoria: being misgendered throughout a surgery on bits the universe gave you as a cruel joke.

🎶 I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart 🎶

Not having a functioning heart will work out well for my professional life

April Ludgate’s mentality is the only way we’re getting through this.

Ok. If IF I was into women… it would be Tilda Swinton in Constantine.

When you wake up and realize you haven’t showered, exercised, or eaten for 2.5 days…. This one definitely got away from me. Grief is a bitch.

Being aggressively and visibly unaware of emoji culture in new discord servers is my jam

I am calling for a national boycott of Spotify for non consensual topping. Here I am literally crying about a boy who (for very good reason) left me after a decade and this shit comes up.

This is the only place I like to shop. Oh well. Looks like I’m not eating anymore. www.joemygod.com/2026/01/groc...

Philly pizza is gooood. DC pizza is dog food by comparison. These are simple rules to live by: Don’t order grits or collards north of Virginia. Don’t order pizza or cannoli south of Jersey.

2026 is the great reset. 365 days to make a plan for how the last third of my life is going to look. 12 months to keep the things that work and shed the rest. It’s midlife “crisis” time for Mims and you know she’s going to do it right. Buckle up, buttercup.

I used to wonder why I felt comfortable in some “boy” clothes and really affirmed in others. Turns out I identify as Lilith Fair lesbian. I just missed that section label at Madewell.

For the 2-3 people on this platform who know who I am.

Pregaming with the best hummus I’ve ever had

Mims defined

The food in Philadelphia so far…. Meh

Planning solo trips for 2026 with a focus on good food and books

I’ve been promised a trip to Philly for years. Finally decided to just do it myself. Glad I did. I like this city.

Happiness is accepting connection with other humans on their terms. I can find so much joy if I leave behind promises, expectations, and norms. When I’m enough for myself, I see every chance to share space with loved ones as a bonus. Life is rich with beauty and experience.

Done with the dumbest holiday, planning my NYE, spring break, and birthday hedonism.

Me: I’ve never quite found the relationship balance. I think it’s having partners in all of the five major genders. BF: Would that make you the very model of a Modern Major Genderal?

Oh no I’m trying to flirt with a trans girlie who wants to do damage to me and I don’t know how.

I bought a pretty thing

I’m crying while watching Eddie Vedder sing Tom Petty’s Wildflowers because my son isn’t coming over for Xmas. This may be the most regrettable version of me.

If there’s not a general strike across the judiciary, we can assume they’re all fascist pieces of…. oh wait

Opening NYE at an emo party, closing out at a black tie event. I act my age.

ALL THE BEAUTIFUL QUEERS. I am spent. Also, my sis and her coterie are super hot and intimidating.

In deep need of cathartic escape this evening

I was once against moving all government agencies out of DC. But now I see the vision.

I will be quoting Benoit Blanc for yet another 6 months. Thank you for your patience.

Normalize answering work emails with “What.”

I think I’ve gotten to the same goal without going through the magical not hating myself bit.