How about them Epstein Files amirite?? Release those fuckers!

"Summer Wind" #music soundcloud.com/sarah-walker...

You know, when your mouth is getting dry....

Me laughing like George McFly

slow down hold on you're much too fast you're much too strong take it slow make it last take it easy, not too fast don't let go, no and rock steady you're still shakin' and I'm ready for the takin' so make your move yeah make me and get ready for the big scene Let It Go / Def Leppard

If I was gonna cover a Def Leppard song, which one should it be?

Imagine being as horny as you’ve ever been, dripping with it, almost uncontrollable, and yet good and terrified at the same time, eyes wide, adrenaline pumping.

It’s like the doctor says before trying to insert that bowling ball sized needle: try to relax

"Pinch Me" #music soundcloud.com/sarah-walker...

It was the sad time after the death of the fair young god of spring, Tammuz. The beautiful goddess, Ishtar, who loved Tammuz dearly, followed him to the halls of Eternity, defying the demons who guard the Gates of Time.

Into the blue again, when the money's gone

Half my album "Coming Home" is completed. I am very pleased with it, I'd love you to give it a listen. soundcloud.com/sarah-walker...

You know what's fun? Alcohol.

How many crown jewels of medicine (the CDC) must be destroyed, how many historic East Wings bulldozed and replaced with tacky ballrooms, how many poor people starved and denied medicine, before some people figure out they might have made a bad choice last November?

How do you like them apples? I mean that Argentinian beef?

Very little worthwhile happens after 10 pm but I have to stay up really late because you never know

Me over here double-fisting Tylenol with my hands in the air like I just don't care

If you hold no beliefs that society would find offensive, is it more like that you did your research and just so happened to agree with society on every point, or more likely that you just believe whatever you're told?

If you have never once in your life changed your mind, then either you were miraculously endowed with the perfect set of beliefs at birth or your soul is essentially moribund.

If you were ever sure a thing was true, but later discovered you were wrong, hopefully you gained some humility about what exactly a sense of certitude does or doesn't prove.

Our past beliefs always seem barbaric and benighted, but fortunately our present beliefs always seem enlightened and wise.

Today I am going to cook mashed potatoes. I make the best known mashed potatoes. I think some baked beans with cinnamon sounds good too, and some barbecue food.

It’s better to express love a little too much than not quite enough

Wait is the 7th circle of hell the most terrible one or is it more the training wheels hell

Can it be said without giving great offense that while lip filler works for some, for most it results in not looking as good?

You can't do anything until life allows it, not even die

My first live concert I envision as a small, private affair, with me wearing thigh-high platform boots, an electric guitar, and nothing else

From the day you were born 'til you ride in a hearse, nothing's so bad that it couldn't be worse.

"California" #music soundcloud.com/sarah-walker...

If I haven't suffered much yet I'd just hate to find out what real suffering is like

What does it mean when a man laughs and calls you a sweet, sweet, summer child? It means you're very cute, right?

Album idea: Sarah Walker's Greatest Misses: Unpopular songs 2023-2025

"Heroin" #music soundcloud.com/sarah-walker...

I just wasn't cut out for this whole "reality" bullshit

Tequila makes it so I can hear the spirits telling me to come with them

Well you couldn't be that man that I adored You don't seem to know, or seem to care what your heart is for I don't know him anymore There's nothin' where he used to lie Our conversation has run dry That's what's goin' on Nothing's fine, I'm torn bit.ly/48CAKd7

You know what has never been recalled for e-coli? Bourbon. Suck it, lettuce.

The country is going to hell but at least George Santos was liberated

You’re doing it wrong, Sarah Everyone tells me to do it different But I sing it the way my soul sings it And my soul can never be wrong. The eternal is the thing for me The thing that can never be stolen or lost The sun that shines in my heart To be at home and no longer chasing

I think being lazy should count as a disability that people have to make accommodations for.

Let's not forget, yes I am funny, but Madonna could buy and sell me five bajillion times over.

I have an announcement to make. I am no longer Anne Hathaway's love slave, primarily due the restraining order. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I'll tell you one thing for sure. Love it or hate it, AI is here to stay. Your choice is not whether it exists but whether and how you'll leverage it.

I like interesting guys. Odds are I'll hang around one too long someday until he serial kills me.

Welp....today is day 14 of the Epstein shutdown

Everyone should have to explain a puzzling poem in college, it should be required to graduate, and it has to be a good explanation

I'M JUST A POOR GIRL NOBODY LOVES ME

What do I think of the Falcons? They have big Penix energy.