I love instant ramen, so I had to include it in my #FakeDatingFoodie romcom featuring a restaurant kid and the boy from the rival "Chinese" food fast-casual chain trying to put her family's mom-and-pop noodle shop out of business 🩷 #FoodPit #YA #R

Soft Time Autistic kid Joaquín thinks he's reliving the same day every day, but if that's the case, why doesn't his mom make the same thing every night? #MG #SF #ND #OV #W #FoodPit

Both of my #FoodPit posts in case any #Agents are searching the feed for a Dark Fantasy with a strong romantic subplot, feminine coming-of-rage, and a dash of weird humor. Cause why not?! I'm querying VEILSTRIDER now 🫶 #AgentGuide below as well 🥰 🕊🔥🐦‍🔥

SNIPPET While he may seem perfect, I can’t trust myself around him. Not until I know more about myself and where I am. Because if I let this man into my life & he hurts me? I’m not sure that ice cream & wine are going to fix that level of heartbreak 📸Readers say #FoodPit #Q✍️82k #A #F w/ #R #H

“I led them around the corner to reveal tables and shelves well stocked with many cured meats, drying herbs dangling from above, wheels of cheese, preserved fruits and vegetables, and a jar of crackers.” An excerpt from my 12k chapter book: THE CAT OF VERSAILLES #FoodPit #KidLit #AmQuerying

Milky Way Cafe's specials: The ghost speaker - Hot chocolate, a seat tucked away in the corner, and a blueberry, maple, and bacon scone. The scientist - Black coffee, any day old scone, and local gossip. The daemon - A second cup of coffee that you can’t remember ordering. #Foodpit #Q #PN #MY

On the Wile, women gain power through the ritual slaughter of men. Ripley’s first kill is meant to secure her place among her sisters, until the man beneath her sickle refuses to beg & the rules she’s lived by begin to fail. Feminine Rage🔥 Forbidden❤️ #Foodpit #H #R #F #NA #Q

Agents, this decision’s a piece of cake: in a nutshell, you’re looking for queer sci-fi with eleven cooking scenes, a foodie ship’s cook, alien fusion cuisine, and a cat who only wants protein cubes. Message me, I’ll spill the beans, and we can bring home the bacon together. #FoodPit #SF #Q #LGBT

One more little snippet from 🌿HEAVY IN YOUR ARMS🌿 this time feat. some ale! #FoodPit #A #RF #LGBT #Q #amquerying

Why does the school in the strange new alternate reality Sophia is trapped in serve four meals during the school day? Why aren't any of them good? There is so much Sophia doesn't understand about the people she's with. #MG #SF #ND #OV #Q #FoodPit

QUEER NANCY DREW 17-yr-old Emmie is suspect #1 of a murder during her mom's book event. She needs to get her life back & not get killed in the process. 🥞Pancakes 💖 Sapphic crush 🕵️ Amateur investigation 🎃 Halloween vibes 📚Indie bookstore 🐈 Store cat 🌈 Queer cast #Foodpit #Q #YA #MY #LGBT

QUEER NANCY DREW This bookstore Halloween party has all the candy you’d ever want but you’re too busy trying to figure out who killed your archenemy to clear your name. Did your sapphic crush, your boss, or your ex do it? Oh, and beware of the poisoned chili… #Foodpit #Q #YA #MY #LGBT

VEILSTRIDER is a warm, honeyed flathen #FoodPit. Made in fire, cracked improperly at the edges, and still soft enough at the center to be worth fighting against a bloodthirsty fascist regime for. #Q #NA/#A Dark #F

Craving some 17th century cold-weather vibes? Please enjoy this historically accurate recipe for drinking chocolate for #FoodPit, inspired by my #W IP #YA(?) swashbuckling farce, THE DUEL IN 1660! ❄️☺️☕

A #FakeDatingFoodies #YA romcom sampler menu: 🍦taiyaki soft serve 🍜 spicy soup noodles 🥮 every kind of mooncake imaginable 🍤 Costco-sized bag of shrimp chips 🍨artisanal ice cream 🍣sushi buffet 🍳instant ramen with a gudetama egg 🧋boba 🍉fruit sliced with love #FoodPit

🌿HEAVY IN YOUR ARMS🌿 as food and drink! #FoodPit #A #RF #LGBT #Q #amquerying

Final FoodPit post - Everyone wants to be first! First in line, first to cross the finish, first first first. But not Pancake. First is the worst! No one likes the first pancake & he knows it. Can Pancake convince kids there is value in trying, even if you are not always first? #FoodPit #PB Agented.

I was offered 2 hybrid contracts & today I turned them both down...as tempting as they were, the feeling deep in my gut that I'd regret it later on...and now? Now, I'm nervous in the #querytrenches sending my book baby to small presses, but I've made the best decision I could have for Ava's story.

...the bacon seems to have gotten stuck in my throat, I try to figure out what could have possibly happened in the past five seconds to cause the glowy thing. Before I started talking, she was perfectly fine...but now? Now, Persephone looks like she wants to fucking hit something #FoodPit #Q #A #F

THE FINAL CHAPTER Recipe: 🍭Handful of Halloween candy ☕️Splash of coffee 🥐Dash of a croissant 🥜Fistful of crushed peanuts Serve at the bookstore you work at with your sapphic crush. But be careful, someone’s already dead and you could be next… #Foodpit #Q #YA #MY #LGBT

A RECIPE FOR DISASTER: Heartbroken summer camp staff Sage and Nico start a casual relationship to get over their recent heartbreaks. Nico realizes he wants this to be more than a summer thing, but Sage has some unfinished business back at school that she won't let go of so easily. #foodpit

This tasty adventure takes readers from the food stalls of the Summer Starlight Festival in White Cliff to the farms of Ebonwald and everywhere in between. #FoodPit #W #F #NA #Fantasy #NewAdult #WIP #WhiteCliff

Presenting my #agentsguide for SUCH A FICKLE FATE, featuring: ⌛️Celtic mythology and deities thought long gone ⌛️elemental magic + blood curses ⌛️slow burn romance ⌛️female friendships Agents, if you’d like to see SAFF in your inboxes, please like/comment! #FoodPit #NA #F #Q #R #agentguide #H

Solaraeth's very own Serrin’s Jaw Bar & Brothel welcomes #FoodPit to VEILSTRIDER, a dark #F that burns the whole way down, bites if you ask nicely, and devastatingly liberates even the sweetest traveler. ‼️BEWARE‼️ #NA / #A 18+ only Get blood on Serrin’s floors, you'll scrape it up with your tongue.

No better time to share the questionably eggy first lines of my ANNIHILATION x BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN queer sci-fi horromance than #FoodPit 🤓🥚 #SF #H #R #LGBT #amquerying

Menu while devouring FROM THE ASHES…👇 ☕️Excessive amounts of espresso 🥯An everything bagel in downtown Seattle 🌇Anything from a food truck 🍔Red Mill bacon cheeseburger 🍷All the red wine 😵Trust me...you’re REALLY going to need the wine ✍️82K #A #F w/elements of #R & #H 📸Readers say… #FoodPit #Q

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Alexa? Play the theme song from FRIENDS for me… 📸 #photography #photographer #photos #friends #friendshipgoals

I wish that the version of me who does the grocery shopping was the same version of me who has to eat the food at my house 🤷‍♀️

Oakley may not know how to do a lot of tricks, but you know what he can do? If I ask, “wanna cuddle?” This dog will immediately grab his blankie or stuffed animal & jump directly onto the bed. This is the only thing I need him to understand tbh 😂

Jamming out to Mac Miller while I edit the photos from today’s shoot is *chefs kiss*

I've been with my husband for almost thirteen years at this point and somehow, SOMEHOW, I still manage to trauma dump new memories on him every once in a while without realizing it until I see his face do the thing...like how have we not talked about this before this point?🤣

Dinner tonight consists of cheez its, cookie dough, and air fried taquitos…and I gotta say I’m not mad about it.

If we leave yet another hospital today with zero answers or another doctor says that my husband’s case is “interesting” … let’s just say that the increasing probability of me writing my next book from inside a jail cell is a very real thing. And I don’t look good in orange.

Imagine not liking me and I’m just over here having a dance party with my dog 😂

Here I am trying to avoid reality by watching a movie and I put on The Joker. Idk why I am the way I am, but I’m very much not avoiding reality right now 🤷‍♀️

“But the smallest voice in the back of my head whispers: Are you sure you didn’t imagine it? If I could’ve mistaken the doors being locked before, how confident am I in my memory of what I witnessed?” --WHEN SHE’S NOT LOOKING (94k), psychological thriller #QuestPit #Q #A #T @questpit.bsky.social

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Firefly Lane x Liane Moriarty Disabled GenX Ellie reconnects with her college crush, but her friends suspect him in the unsolved disappearance of one of their group on graduation day. Ellie must risk her safety to learn the truth about her missing friend. #QuestPit #Q #A #WF

A PI and a paramedic, each haunted by an inescapable past, break their own rules to help an undocumented mother assaulted by her daughter’s American father. 💪🏼vigilante justice ❤️love story 🧊anti-ICE 🧠neurodiverseMC 🌈end=hope 👩🏼‍💻prof dev edit ⌨️pgs www.SarahBerke.com/agent-guide #questpit #Q #A #T #WF #U

Molly Thompson is missing. Except everyone other than her best friend Sarah, thinks she’s a runaway. 🍂 Small New England town setting 🔎 amateur sleuth 🤝 Ride or Die best friends #questpit #YA #W#MY

SILVER ELITE X RINGS OF FATE Kiaara has been hiding all her life. And you know what? She’s comfortable. Now, that’s changed. In order to take back the throne she has to put her life, and heart, on the line. 😘 Rivals to Lovers 🪾Quest ✨Chosen One 🪄 Hidden Magic #questpit #F #Q #R

Sammy is running from his mother's ghost, but there's only so many places to hide in his small town. When a charismatic newcomer shows up, he finds the escape he's been looking for – but the further Sammy's drawn from his family, the more the edges of reality begin to blur. #Questpit #Agentguide #YA

THE SLOW BURN (80k words) She’s an event planner up for a promotion. He’s a firefighter and her dad is his chief. They’re planning the fire dept’s holiday gala and agree to a no-strings fling 👀🚒🎄 Small town Holiday romance Found family MMC in uniform Slow burn #amquerying #questpit #a #r #q