HE HAS A NAZI TATTOO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

“you’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel” every time I’m on the phone

It’s Burger Time

“Abraham Lincoln once said ‘if you are a racist I will attack you with the North’ and those are the principles that I live by today”

yeah and that’s the problem dude good lord

DEVGRU has to be the most overrated asset in the entire military

David Bowie in Zoolander

quick, someone call Bill Ackman!

Stand by Me

fuck you

MacArthur for sure

but it’s a practical Koko possession bag

people need to go to prison when we take back power

I do not want to be a part of an organization that does this shit

what did he think “mass deportation now” meant? vibes?? essays???

not the main point but I love how he talks about how God spared Trump in a shooting where another man was killed, guess that man was less important in God’s eyes

I just can’t get over how fucking insecure all these chuds are

they want him to be popular so they have to pretend he is

so many modern protestors simply do not understand how to appeal to normal people and that really should be the goal of protests, to change minds

least shocking conclusion

becoming a “dignity of work” guy for all influencers, go get a real job

if someone tells him “Obama would’ve drone striked Musk’s house” he’ll do it

all these people want is respect and it’s our job as a society to make sure they never get it

he promised mass deportations! It’s actually okay to hold people responsible for their actions and beliefs

cannot second the “read your writing out loud” thing more, I re-read my thesis (all 146 pages) before I sent to publication two weeks ago and I caught a few typos and weird phrasings

craven and narcissistic people

There’s two things you need to know, that I’m the King and number two is LOOK OUT MAN

I had to look up what bearer bonds were the first time I watched Heat

it’s also Furherprinzip

best part about the Rehearsal is the new characters that get added to the Nathan Fielder expanded universe - this week, a woman who has wet dreams about Einstein

primary them all

it’s a bold strategy Cotton let’s see if it pays off for him

Oh my god pump this into my veins

I fucking hate these people so much, just an absolute refusal to take responsibility for their actions and beliefs

it’s grifterism all the way down with the right

see also every conservative

I will vote for anyone who promises to put white collar criminals in prison

I was 21 in 2016 and man is this absolutely insane, right wingers truly do not live in reality, it’s just fake grievances all the way down

The conservative movement is a fundamentally antisocial one, they hate society and other people

this would be a clear violation of the Posse Comitatus Act

this is easily explained when you find out it was Raygun who made all the choreography

it’s genuinely dismaying that Chotiner is remarkable because all he’s doing is very simple journalism

these are the biggest losers on the entire planet

every single person in the comments disagreeing with this post is the reason why leftists will never win political power in this country

gave my copies of the books to an ex and I’m not even gonna bother to get them back, I’m treating her like Kanye at this point

it’s so much easier to say “the left went too far” than it is to actually own their shitty behavior