Always be careful when using teleporation spells around unaware mages. The spell works by temporarily converting your form to mana for travel, and given that mages passively absorb magic around them as fuel, your trajectory ending up in their path often leads to complete assimilation. #musings

The good thing about also having my Kylie account is to live out that contrast of simultaneously being a teasy macro threat and being forever lost in said threat’s fat cheeks. #musings

While I was just supposed to provide some shade, it would be so easy for me to just... Let go. You don't need that city, right? 🎨 - @yutmutt.bsky.social

They're calling it Mean Kylie March

While I was just supposed to provide some shade, it would be so easy for me to just... Let go. You don't need that city, right? 🎨 - @yutmutt.bsky.social

Yeah, I get why why they’re now promoting using a glass to bring borrowers outside, but that means I need to go all the way to the kitchen. And I was already wearing my flip flops… You understand why I just thwap them, right?

Yeah, I get why why they’re now promoting using a glass to bring borrowers outside, but that means I need to go all the way to the kitchen. And I was already wearing my flip flops… You understand why I just thwap them, right?

Just because she was larger than their village didn’t make the vixen a god. Not that the villagers listened, nor did they understand the concept of veganism, offering her countless sacrifices and not being satisfied until each and every one was snapped up and swallowed down. (1/2) #musings

It may be a train instead, but who's really counting?

If i ever decide to commission voiced animations or audios featuring Kylie, would need to find a good Australian VO for her

Despite your assurances that you were perfectly capable of walking to the next square on the board on your own, the NEET player who convinced you to replace his missing game piece still insisted on picking you up and placing you manually on every roll, grubby fingers pressed into your fur. #musings

New Patreon exclusive story! Jenga and Minx are heading back home from a con, and to save on train fare, one ended up inside the other. But will the reindeer survive the trip in his partner's active gut? Gift for @brattybat.bsky.social from BLFC 2025 www.patreon.com/posts/long-w...

People are bigger than humans

Wanted to thank @bearlymanaged.bsky.social for setting me up with a new outfit! Its super snug on me!

You know, you don't have to refer to my stomach as a 'colossal structure' Clickbait articles smh

Me examining a new follower

Me examining a new follower

I find it awesome that three separate people sent me a specific piece of giraffe vore art from the other site (Not linking it for obvious reasons). The Kylie agenda grows...

What did I do 😭

Wanted to wish everyone a (belated) happy new year! Why not start it off well by becoming giraffe pudge? I promise to let you out before 2027!

Found this shitpost I made for @pinballswizard.com back when he was making Fsjals of everyone a few years back on the old site. Thought it was worth bringing back here

Excited to see what folks might say!

I can't think of a single kink that isn't improved by adding macro / micro to it. It really is the secret sauce that makes every kink just that much hotter. #musings

It's the season of giving, and even if Kylie isn't exactly the most mindful of the gifts she gives or jokes she pulls, it's always the thought that counts! Besides, whats the point of going through everything if you can't laugh about it later? 🎨 - @misscrex.bsky.social #commissionedart

The tyrant thought his status would save him, that even when deposed and imprisoned he would still retain some power. Instead, he found himself no different from any of the other glassware in a former peasant's possession once the hero mage ensured he was part of what was given back. #musings

Might try this as well, interested to see what some of you pick!

Wanted to thank @bearlymanaged.bsky.social for setting me up with a new outfit! Its super snug on me!

"Are you sure you need all that equipment Olivia? Its only a few micros you were hired to exterminate." "Nonsense, you know how quickly infestations can take root. A few borrowers today will be a whole city come tomorrow." 🎨 - @dedecattz.bsky.social #commissionedart #olivia

Reality Warping tf thats completely reversible, but why would you ever want to change into some fleshy creature from the inch-tall, edible gummy body that you've always had? #musings

Wanting to share my incredible badge made by @sassypants.bsky.social!

I cant help but have the feeling that if Fliss figures out something is amiss and pulls me out, a burger will pop out from her mind rather than my normal Sabertooth form. 🎨 - @fairygirl.me #commissionedart #Overlaying

I know quite a few people here who this can apply to.

Wanting to thank everyone for the 1k followers! I know its just an arbitrary milestone, but seriously thank you all for the support! Once my commissions are done maybe a follower raffle is in order 🤔

They really need to have better nano labor rights in this dimension. Even if Rivet decides not to close the hatch and keep @zangzilla.bsky.social and I in her permanent employ after the repair finishes, we won't even have a fraction of the credits needed to return home. 🎨 - @emmacat64.bsky.social

Human integration into the galactic federation was a challenge, to say the least. But some good samaritans offered to host a city or two, being assigned instructional courses that seemed to teach something far closer to maintaining a fungal colony than it did assisting another species. #musings

Caught within the ocean of laundry she promised that she would get around to later, Equilius hopes that Fia would be able to find him once she wakes up from her cat nap. Of course, getting acknowledged as more than a pest would be another matter entirely... 🎨 - @redactedcat.vtubers.social

Managed to write a story based on this! Hundreds of miles from his partner and still trapped in the Thanksgiving leftovers, the human struggles to survive the breakfast of the hippo's extended family. www.furaffinity.net/view/63164233/ Thanks to @beepbeepster.bsky.social for help with the ending!

As much as #aurora loves the main events at her job, much of the preparatory work is just as important for her. Suiting up into safety gear, testing the acidity level of the stomachs, and checking the food she'll hide in, one can never be too careful! 🎨 - @koalafalsa.bsky.social #commissionedart

One added benefit to clothing tf and sentient pudge is thats you now have a good captive audience to hear you ramble on about the nichist of your hyperfixations. Having an entire polycule on your form as you meticulously chronicle the history of Blu-Ray decryption methods. #musings

I dont get people who keep a tally mark for every micro churned. I mean do you really need to count every meal you've eaten? ... Although I could do with a food tracker, so maybe there is some use.

I dont get people who keep a tally mark for every micro churned. I mean do you really need to count every meal you've eaten? ... Although I could do with a food tracker, so maybe there is some use.

Nanovember is just a scam fed to us by big small

Barely escaping after the courier dropped their crate on his way to the pet store, a group of micro Sparkledogs found refuge in a busy arcade. Making their nest among the cabinets and air hockey tables, the micros were easily able to camouflage themselves against the neon arcade carpet. #musings

In an extreme size difference mood right now. Exploring bodies the size of planets. Wrinkles and scars carving great canyons into the flesh. Falling into a sweat pore or blackhead that may as well be a black hole. #musings

Theres also the inverse, some bored alien intern porting the entire species to the display of a pregnancy test before her lunch break ends and she tosses it into the mess of her drawer. Forgotten about until the test is used, threatening to overwrite the drive with just that bit of extra data.

If you want to ping me, you'll have to defeat my seven evil notifications

New Story: Wanting to support Kylie in a wrestling match, Equilius believes it is nothing but a friendly, scripted bout. Little does he know that Regena made some last minute changes that will spell certain doom for the panda... Featuring @geckonori.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/view/62988436

New story! Having been convinced to join their giraffe friend at a convention, Taylor finds themselves kidnapped and trapped in the room of a cruel magpie. And things will only get worse for them if @magpiarts.bsky.social figures out who they really are... www.furaffinity.net/view/62915745/

Something something frogs throat. Easier meal for Gob too than any fly. 🎨 - @frogbait.bsky.social ft. @aevs.bsky.social

Equilius doesnt remember Kylie's rumen being quite this... roomy. 🎨 - @denatureda.bsky.social #commissionedart #equilius