Good night!!!

I recreated this gif on live on VC.

Why does Junko have no last name? Why does she have no last name? Everyone has a last name except for her. Why hasn't she hopped on the last name bandwagon?

Good morning! Welcome to Tuesday! Today, I plan to work on some of my remaining assignments. After these ones, I will have barely anymore to do for the quarter, so I am extra motivated to get things done today. I hope you all have a good day today!

Good night!!!

Why do we have Eggo Waffles, but we don't have Id Waffles or Supereggo Waffles?

Guy who goes to a furniture store: "Wow, that's a really nice table."

Guys, which one goes mlem mlem and which one goes pbbpbthpbbpbth? I keep on forgetting and it makes me feel stupid and sad.

This server is so awesome.

Today is a Hina Day. Today is a good day.

Good morning. It's Monday. Today will be a normal day. I am just going to go to my classes and get work done. I hope you all have a good day today.

Good night!!!

I am very green but I'm mean

Jon Blow and Alfred Hitchcock are one and the same. You cannot have one without the other. They are two sides of the same coin. Diametrically opposed. Facing different directions.

I fucking hate Ringo's theme in LoLK. It acts as if Ringo as a character has a point or a deeper meaning, when in reality, she doesn't mean anything. She just runs around and eats Dango and shit. Fucking pathetic.

They got a preorbital gland.

Good morning! It's Sunday! Today, I plan on getting some schoolwork done and going grocery shopping. I hope you all have a good day! Let's do our best today!

Good night!!!

I am Touhou Angie.

I think we shouldn't use lmfao anymore. I think we should use flfmfafof because I love cursing unnecessarily.

Did somebody say "Misfortune?"

I'm the best!!!

Her name is NOT Maribel!!! Her name is MerryBerry!!! There is lore that states that she is named this because she is half Merry and half Berry. She has Berries in her DNA. Get it right.

You can consistently beat Lunatic mode Stage 1 LoLK by employing the Walter White strategy I came up with last night.

Good morning!!!

Good night!!!

Holy shit I'm wearing a hat

There are porcupine spines coming out of my back.

Sometimes people on the street say "Fuck you, Touhou Andy!!! I hate you Touhou Andy!!!" When this happens, I usually just hit this pose and it makes them quiet down.

Most of my humor comes from the color green, so if you're looking at the color green in any context, just know that's where I get all my jokes. I just stare at a green screen all day.

Good morning! It's Friday, and we all know what that means! I've got a ton of classes to go to, but the weekend is on the horizon, and that keeps me going. I hope you all have a good day today. Good days are good. We should all have good days. Yes.

Good night!!!

I mixed up Tiger Woods and OJ Simpson.

Every day, I wake up at 4:00 AM because it is similar to waking up at 3:60, which reminds me of 360's which reminds me of spinning which reminds me of Hina. This is a good way to start your day, you see.

I've gotten so many death threats in my lifetime, but not once have I received a life threat. Really says something about society.

Sometimes people stop me on the street and they're all like, "Holy shit! Touhou Andy! I know you from jokes!!!"

Good morning! It's Touhou Andy Thursday!!! Today, I plan to go to my classes and get a good chunk of my schoolwork done. I'm hoping today can be productive. I also hope you all havs an excellent day!

Good night!!!

You don't hear much about Anthrax Udongein Inaba, but you do hear a lot about Ricin Udongein Inaba. This says a lot about society.

Good morning! Today's going to be busy for me. Just a lot of classes to go to and a lot of work to do. I hope you all have a good day today!

Good night!!!

Sometimes you get so high that there's a man riding a horse on top of your chest.

I'm awesome and everyone loves me!

Touhou tier list based on the quality of weed they would give you.

Dreams and dream sequences are a key theme of The Sopranos. I really like this because these scenes foreshadow the final season, where Tony and the gang have to kill the god Somnovus, The Tyrant of Reverie with Tony's God Slayer sword that he spent the previous seasons obtaining.

Good morning! I have no school today because it's Veteran's Day! That's awesome. I am still going to spend the day getting schoolwork done, but once that's done, I will spend the rest of the day relaxing. I hope you all have a wonderful day today!

Good night!!!