Had a dream where I was showing UFO 50 to a friend, and I booted up one of the 50 games and it was just Super Mario Bros 3. Completely unaltered. And I just had to be like, "Yeah, they put Mario 3 in this game."

Every single person in a friend group can be classified as a Meatwad, a Master Shake, or a Frylock. If your group is more than 3 people, then you can have multiple of one classification within the group. That's fine.

Good morning! It's Tuesday! Today, I plan to study for a big quiz I have tomorrow. Other than that, I have pretty much no work to do, since I have gotten ahead on everything. Life is good. I hope everyone has a good day today!!!

Touhou Andy has been secretly learning to draw. Here's a Reimu I drew like 4 months ago.

Touhou if it took place in Idaho: Idahou

Good morning! It's Touhou Monday! I haven't been doing these posts recently because I have been so busy with school and such. But now we're back to doing it! Today, I plan to finish up a bunch of schoolwork. I hope everyone has an awesome day today! Take care of yourselves!

Touhou Valentine's Day card messages for you to use this Valentine's Day Season: "Will you be the Akyuu to my Kosuzu?" "Will you be the Kaguya to my Mokou?" "Will you be the Unzan to my Genji?"

Out of all of the people I could have been born as, I got the golden opportunity to be Touhou Andy. Best thing I could have possibly asked for, really.

Now which portrait sprite might this be? I have no idea! Would anyone care to remind me which of Hina's MoF sprites has her making a strange face? I just can't seem to remember such a thing!

Since goblins are more Western mythology than the more Eastern Mythology we see in Touhou, which Touhou characters are the closest analogues to goblins? In Touhou, who do we think is the closest to being a goblin?

"Thank you for using my they/them pronouns!" - Marshmallow from Annoying Orange

"Get the power Nintendo Power Get the clues that you can use Nintendo Power"

Pikmin 6 Pikmin 7

I was playing Dream Phone and pulled the Motherfucker Mike card

Guys, adjust your brightness

You can buy stores at the stores store

Actually she never said that. I am a liar. Unfollow me now. I am a fucking fraud. A swindler even.

"Hi, I'm Chen!" - Chen

Vagabundo

When the moon hits your eye

For me, comitting to the bit is at the top of my Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

Good night!!!

I can't believe it guys Nubby Dies

Why isn't Bologna Tony spelled like Bologna Togna

There's an entire section of my brain dedicated to this image at this point. I am always thinking about this image at least a little bit at every moment of the day and night.

Guys, it's 3 days after my birthday. Everyone wish me a happy 3 days after my birthday!!!

I need to Lunatic 1cc Touhous 17, 18, and 19. Once that is done, I will have Lunatic 1cc'd the whole series. Then the next step is to do more 1cc's with more shot types.

I season my motherboard with smoked paprika to get 5 extra FPS in my games.

Good morning! It's Monday! Today, I plan to spend my 4-hour gap between classes finishing most of or all of my work I need to do for the week. Best to get things done early. I hope everyone has a good day today! Let's do our best today!

Good night!!!

I only like Touhou for branding purposes

I need to come up with some jokes!!!

Madoka Magica is a very Roganesque show. Very Roganian in nature.

I'm so happy!!! Today has been so good! Such a good birthday! I came face to face with a real life Haniwa statue! I pointed at it and screamed "MAYUMI FROM TOUHOU 12!!!" And promptly got dragged out of the museum.

I've been getting so, so many birthday wishes! Thank you all so much! I will be out and about for most of the day, so I will not be able to respond to all of them, but thank you all so much! It means a lot!

Good morning!!! It's Touhou Andy's Touhou Birthday! Today, I plan to celebrate. That is my only plan for the day. I think I will spin around for 21 hours straight, since that's how old I'll be. I hope everyone has a good day!

I only go to Walstores (Stores that start with "Wal")

Me when I see any character: "Hmm. This character is very Hina-coded."

I was born tomorrow. I haven't been born yet. I am experiencing the horrors of pre-life.

Sometimes I wonder if I am actually funny. And then I get on VC and at least one person laughs at most of my jokes. That means I must be at least a little funny then.

I am so happy. Life is so good. It is good to be green.

I love how every track in Double Spoiler has an actual title, and then the one that plays when you unlock Hatate is just called "Hatate Unlock."

The official Godzilla tier list. Made by someone who has watched one Godzilla movie ever. I am not Toho Andy. I am Touhou Andy.

Good morning! It's Friday! And we all know what that means! Today, I plan to work on some of my schoolwork and then collapse at the end of the day. It is also worth noting that tomorrow is my birthday! Crazy! The passage of time is a wonderful thing. Have a good day everyone!

To someone like me, Happy Wheels is actually quite upsetting. Like those people are dying. It makes me upset.

Good morning, friends! It's Wednesday already! Today, I plan to finish off all of the work I am capable of doing. I have gotten ahead on all of my classes, so I am actually running out of work to do lol. I hope everyone has a good day today! Let's do our best today!

I am awesome and everyone loves me!!!

Good morning!!! It's Touhou Tuesday for Touhou Andy. Today, I've got a big class load for the day. But this means that I can get even more work done during this time, which is great. I hope everyone has a good day today! Let's do our best today!