Mark your calendars, boys and girls and theys

Yuuka as a ball

I've been in Blighttown for like 3 days. Get me out of Blighttown. Get me the fuck out of Blighttown.

Did you know that everyone who's ever interacted with Touhou Andy now has a computer virus that makes it so there's a one in one hundred billion chance that an ear-piercingly loud Hina Jumpscare happens each second?If you haven't seen it yet, you're simply lucky.

Why is he named Toby Fox when he is a dog? He should be named Toby Dog. Heh!!! Get it!?!?

The Touhou jokes haven't been flowing as of late due to the fact that I simply haven't been playing much Touhou recently. This will change at some point. I always come back. But for now, Touhou Andy has become a bit less Touhou. That's okay, though!

"She threw rice in my face." - Marisa in Grimoire of Marisa, writing about this Kanako spell card

Why is this Reisen's Sigil? Why does it have the moon on it? She literally has nothing to do with the moon. Is ZUN running out of ideas? Is he doing okay? What's wrong?

Good night!!!

Dear Polish people, How do you pronounce the "Szczxz" looking stuff in your language? Whenever I read this stuff in my head, I just put an imaginary little gnome in the electric chair and the sounds he makes are close to what that cluster of letters looks like to me.

Good morning!!!

Good night!!!

Whenever I have a question, I say, "I have a Kagiyama Question™"

Good morning! Today is quiz day! I have a quiz! Woah! I'm sure it will go fine. Everything always ends up fine. I hope you all have a good day today! Let's do our best today!

Good night!!!

My favorite Pokemon generation is 1 because Red and Blue feels like it was held together by duct tape, chewing gum, and a dream. The game is so badly programmed that every attack regardless of accuracy has a 1/255 chance of just not working. It's beautiful. Simpler times.

Hina hasn't appeared since Hopeless Masquerade because she left Gensokyo to return to her home planet. She is an alien actually. This is because she is green.

Good morning!!!

Good night!!!

Touhou Andy Touhou Sorter Touhou Year 2026 Touhou Month February.

There is a prominent baby motif in Wily Beast and Weakest Creature because there are *checks notes* two baby related characters in the game.

As humanity, we have progressed so, so much, and yet it disappoints me to no end that we haven't, in our infinite genius, created The Dropper in real life.

I'm Touhou Andy and I make jokes on the internet. That is all. It is no more serious than that. I am a clown on a unicycle who juggles. Treat me the same way you would treat a clown on a unicycle who juggles. That is all.

Good morning! It's Monday! Today, I plan to work on some remaining assignments, and that's about it. I think today will be a wonderful day! I hope it's a good day for everyone else as well! Let's do our best today!

His name is Elvis Parsee because it's his favorite character.

Oh hey it's the sprite I made this from

It's so cool how each of these Marisa alternate colors is a reference to something! Each one is a reference! But I will not tell you what each one is referencing. That's a secret. You don't get to know that. Some things shouldn't be known.

She thinks she's Golden Freddy

Good morning!!!

Good night!!!

Good morning!!!

Good night!!!

I'm just saying her name and she's getting mad at me. Why is she getting mad at me? I am just saying her name.

Good morning!!!

Good night!!!

"How cool can I make this boss even though she's fighting in a work apron while holding sculpting tools?" - ZUN talking about making Keiki's theme

In the WBaWC title screen, why did ZUN use this font to write his name? This is the type of font an actual real life vampire would use in day-to-day life.

Reimu The Woman Vs. Reimu The Idea Everyone knows Reimu is cool as fuck. But who knows what she's thinking?

Good morning!!!

Good night!!!

My friends once called me "like a little green thing." I like that. That is what I am. No other combination of words can describe me more perfectly. Yeah!

My new Touhou OC is named Secular Humanism Milk, and her catchphrase is gonna be "I feel so Secular Humanism!!!"

Good night!!!

I relate to Tewi because she just kind of appears and disappears at will. You turn away for one second and she's gone. Then you turn back and she's there again. This is very similar to the fact that I am right behind you as you read this.

Roll it into small balls. You can use it as a snack or a Baskin Robbins.

Good afternoon! It's Sunday! Tomorrow I also have the day off, so my weekend has kind of just begun! I will be spending a lot of the weekend studying for a quiz on Tuesday. I hope everyone has a good day today! Let's do our best today!!!

If I ever become immortal I'm not gonna do anything cool. I want to just work at like Popeye's for 300 years straight.

Crazy Bruce's Liquor Analogue horror

Dear David is a movie about a Deer named David

My new Touhou OC is gonna be named Agnostic Milk and her catchphrase is gonna be "I feel so Agnostic!"