I’ve spent years getting Ted Lasso mixed up with the movie Paul Blart Mall Cop so if I’ve ever laughed when you told me how much you love Ted Lasso that’ll be why

The best part about CommonwealthTok yesterday was that for 12 glorious hours I didn’t see a single Ninja Creami video

I started replaying Stardew Valley again and yesterday and I was apparently so deeply relaxed while playing it my Fitbit registered it as deep sleep

The absolute lack of clarity of what’s happening to TikTok in the US tomorrow is truly baffling to me.

Got the veil in my first pull of the new Infinity Nikki update so it’s Ghost Time #infinitynikki

No interaction on social media can possibly match the dopamine release you get when someone likes your photos on Infinity Nikki

No humiliation hits quite as deep as ordering Uber Eats two nights in a row and getting the same driver both times

This morning I really thought building and rearranging three bookshelves would take one (1) hour max. Five hours later and everything hurts, my foot is bleeding, my knee is bruised and there’s books everywhere. I’m in a hell of my own making

If one more person on TikTok tells me I didn’t play Love Nikki I’m going to scream

The controversial Miku Expo screen looked SO much better IRL than I was expecting. It’s really hard to capture on film, but it looked amazing and it was a great night!

There is a special circle in hell for publishers who do not make the gutter margins big enough

I’m now imagining a vampire prince in the 18th century flouncing about his castle fantasising about his dream life: sending emails from 9 to 5, then coming home to a one bedroom apartment to talk about books on the internet while trying to avoid deciding what to have for dinner

I’ve entered a horrible new life stage where all my clothes need to be ironed and I hate it here

New reading challenge: actually read the stack of half-finished books on my bedside table before starting something new Difficulty level: impossible

Which books do you love and recommend constantly to the point that you sometimes worry you talk about them too often? These are mine (thread):

My bookshelves may be overflowing but did I spend ten minutes rearranging them so I could have the new Kings Rising cover face out? You bet I did #captiveprince #booksky

Did anyone else spend way too long overthinking their first post here or is that just me?