@thesh0cker.bsky.social “Love, does this make me look fat?”

//: he’s just like me fr

//: why the f you all finding me now It’s scary

This could be us but you playing

bolt my mom wanted to be cremated. my sister made a gofundme to help raise the money needed. please donate if you can.

//: do i keep a more traditional wukong or go with a more modern, casual acting one

He thought for a long moment, tapping a finger to his chin. “Are they boring?” That’s what mattered most. If it was entertaining. If they were boring orphans, he might as well go home.

“I was promised entertainment. This has been more boring than dinners in the celestial realm.” He tuts his tongue, tail swishing back and forth. “I was also promised that I could teach about my genius. Lies or promises fallen through?”

He’s lounging atop a car. Your car. Yes, you.

There’s always more dragons.

imagine being only one times immortal

Love weevil Wednesday

He would, in fact, not let her know.

Sure, sure.

“If one is a coward, sure, be picky. I could not possibly choose wrong.”

I wonder if they have grown back… They were quite delicious.

//: test

The Celestial Court, obviously.

Just become immortal. Eat a peach or something.

The king is growing bored…..

Imagine falling.

Would you like some wine? It has been aged for 30 years!

It is truly fantastic.

(He’s just laughing.)

……. HA.

I never said plush. I said toy. But, please, prove me wrong. I am quite bored.

It is not hubris if you are truly that skilled.

If you didn’t bleed, there would be no fun in the fight. I wouldn’t expect you to understand, toy.

Eh? (He’d catch it, turning it over in his hands.) Is this your toy?

A loong toy?

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Mavity scmavity. Just be built different.

Just fly on a cloud next time. Easy.

It is quite rude to drop-attack by unannounced.

Imagine not living in the coolest mountain

Most things I do are. Now, what manner of Yokai are you? You resemble a Loong but you don’t smell right.

I can. Despite what that damn pig and mongrel’s master thought. Why? You think I would be your ride?

Too fast to be one of your meals, I’m sure. Too arrogant to be one of your friend, I’d guess.

No real great accomplishment there. Just explains the weight.

“Please, Mortals, bring your offerings to the Victorious Fighting Buddha for your Valentine’s Day!”

Bah.

That does not seem like effective armor.

And yet, there is fun to be had!

That is, as the youthful say, mood.

The words that man is saying is ruining his karma.

“Heh. /The/ Monkey.”

“If you’re not under threat but can still cause trouble, peaceful. If you’re not able to make a little action, monotony!”