“Oh? You’ll have to tell me about it.” Grabbing a tuft of his hair and ripping it lose, he blew on it. Suddenly, the room was filled with Wukongs, much to the dismay of the other patrons who were quickly picked up and removed from the +

“You took that well. Most throw up by that point.” He grinned, ruffling the shorter man’s hair as pushed open the door and entered, assuming Rose was following.

“Then you shall have it!” The clouds suddenly descends, causing that familiar leap of Wukong’s stomach into his throat. The ground approached rapidly and, with Rose still tucked into the crook of his arm, he leapt from the cloud, landing and rolling, stopping in a crouch. “Here!”

He tried not to smirk as he felt the mortal clinging to him, causing the monkey to not so subtly flex his muscles. If this mortal was going to tell his friends about the encounter, he wanted it to be said his strength hadn’t waned. “Then you should have it!”

Wukong didn’t waste any time, turning the direction Rose points. “Away we go! Now, what will you eat first?”

It’s not a monkey. It’s THE monkey.

“Oh, yes! One with fruit! Like the bananas with the strawberry sauce!” With one arm, he scoops Rose up like one would a cat, leaping into the air. Sharp teeth pulled into a grin as his feet felt the cloud swoop in and catch him, lifting them into the sky. Still cradling Rose, he glanced down to +

He will be very disappointed if he thinks Wukong has money. “Shouldn’t you know? Seems silly to be walking with no destination.”

“I know, I should’ve spent a little longer but I just got to a point where I didn’t care anymore. So, where are we eating?”

“…Is he that moody cat with no friends?”

“Well, Peaches,” he hummed, the smell bringing back some awesome memories. “I was contemplating some things! You know, furniture arrangements, dinner plans, things like that.”

“Like the flower!” He perks up, pulling his new friend close. “Just as pretty!” Wukong not so subtly inhales, taking in Rose’s scent. Not exactly like a rose but still pleasant! “I am pretty incredible.”

“I can breathe life into my hairs, turning them into perfect clones of myself, among other things.” Wukong continues walking, heavy arm draped over Rose’s shoulders once more. “What was your name?”

“Seems like you have a lot to learn from this Ai Apaec!”

“Oh, yeah, the staff is pretty great! I—.” Blink. Blink. “The extending staff? That’s all you know about me? What about my somersault cloud? Or my 72 transformations? Or my immortal breath?”

“Well, that’s rude. I’ve only been gone for a little while!” He stops, motioning at himself. When he gets nothing, Wukong sighs. “The Great Sage Equal to Heaven? The Monkey King? Sun Wukong? Ringing any bells?”

“Well then, you can catch me up over food! What year is it now? I was meditating and lost track of time.” He wraps an arm around Rose’s shoulders and begins walking.

“Oh, good question. I think you had all just learned how to get on the moon?”

Gasp! Someone actually did it! Wait, don’t look surprised! “Thank you, thank you. It’s good to be back. What did I miss?”

“Yes, I have returned! Please, mortals, don’t clap all at once!”

@thesh0cker.bsky.social “Love, does this make me look fat?”

//: he’s just like me fr

//: why the f you all finding me now It’s scary

This could be us but you playing

bolt my mom wanted to be cremated. my sister made a gofundme to help raise the money needed. please donate if you can.

//: do i keep a more traditional wukong or go with a more modern, casual acting one

He thought for a long moment, tapping a finger to his chin. “Are they boring?” That’s what mattered most. If it was entertaining. If they were boring orphans, he might as well go home.

“I was promised entertainment. This has been more boring than dinners in the celestial realm.” He tuts his tongue, tail swishing back and forth. “I was also promised that I could teach about my genius. Lies or promises fallen through?”

He’s lounging atop a car. Your car. Yes, you.

There’s always more dragons.

imagine being only one times immortal

Love weevil Wednesday

He would, in fact, not let her know.

Sure, sure.

“If one is a coward, sure, be picky. I could not possibly choose wrong.”

I wonder if they have grown back… They were quite delicious.

//: test

The Celestial Court, obviously.

Just become immortal. Eat a peach or something.

The king is growing bored…..

Imagine falling.

Would you like some wine? It has been aged for 30 years!

It is truly fantastic.

(He’s just laughing.)

……. HA.

I never said plush. I said toy. But, please, prove me wrong. I am quite bored.

It is not hubris if you are truly that skilled.

If you didn’t bleed, there would be no fun in the fight. I wouldn’t expect you to understand, toy.