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Annnnnd my Christmas shopping is DONE!! 🎄🎁 Though I still need to get wrapping paper and figure out what to take to a gluten free potluck.... 🤔

Herron House #54 Poor Deacon. He's looking to rizz up a Herron girl for family info... but he picked the most dangerous target! Art by @rabiestl.bsky.social! See the page in high-res and support the comic: subscribestar.adult/posts/2215655

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Thank you to everyone that got me a gift during our Friday voice hangout!! And thank you for all the birthday wishes! Today is my actual birthday and if anyone else wants to get me a gift, I wouldn't say no..... ;) throne.com/crybabydahl

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I just received Lindt LINDOR Milk Chocolate Candy Truffles Modern Gift Box, Assorted Chocolate Candy with Smooth, Melting Truffle Center, 7.6 oz. - 7.6 Ounce (Pack of 1) - 7.6 Ounce from Guy With A Huge ***** (Seriously It's Massive) via Throne. Thank you! https://throne.com/crybabydahl #Throne

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Boobs. That is all.

My annual gym membership fee is due soon and I can't lie.... the idea of selling my sweaty socks to pay for it and my trainer definitely crossed my mind. 🤔After all, my first act of sex work ever was selling foot pics so I guess it still lurks in the back of my mind!

I did so many squats and lunges this morning that my buttcheeks are sore. T_T

IT'S G-DRAGON DAY!!! If you can't tell, I am EXCITED. I've wanted to see him live for over a decade and I thought I would never get the chance but TODAY IS THE DAY! And, you know, on the off chance someone wants to buy me a drink.... ko-fi.com/crybabydahl

I had a dream last night that I overslept and missed the G-Dragon concert and was devastated. Can't describe the relief I felt when I woke up and realized it didn't happen in real life!!!

I have been informed that having the ability to touch your big toe to your forehead is not one that everyone has.

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Happy Easter- 4/20-First VGK playoff game day!

Editing audio can be difficult sometimes when I have to edit out ALL THE TIMES I TALK TO MYSELF between takes because sometimes I really just cannot shut up.

Yesterday's gym session was all squats and lunges. My ass muscles are fucking sore.

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Today's quest is creating just the right cockslap sfx. This seems like an appropriate first post for my bluesky.