Built 4 chairs today… this is becoming a trend.

Fixed the underfloor heating and glued the broken bit of the coffee table back on after a B&Q trip - guess you could say I’m pretty masc yeah.

Mum my PE Kit isn’t washed.

Won’t be giving them anymore of my money after seeing their Wizarding World Harry Potter range… onto Vision Expres (even if slightly more expensive)

Little Latin boy in drag why are you drunk

I’m sure you used to skateboard/bmx off these ramps in games…

Jojo Siwa is my idol

Well would you look at the thyme

If a bear goons in the woods does anyone…?

A gay French day

A new child has arrived. She can roast 2 1.5kg chickens at the same time. Bow to her.

Time for trip #4

It’s giving reading.

Don’t think I’ve *ever* done one of these ngl.link/krissbro

Just got all of these from the same pack?!?!

LOVE Taylor Swiss

Is this anything

Told family I’d go visit on my day off why am I like this

Firmly in the “my ears crackle when I swallow” phase of my sinus thing, just in time for annual leave season.

Jump scare.

@hersheylim.bsky.social 6-7 times a day

Why does nobody on Rightmove have a TV?

Top 9 by rarity 😊 The crocheted Electrode is cuter though, fight me.

Twitter has become another facebook - scheduled posts from organisations, bot interactions and straight people are all that's left.

When I go to the club club club, we all fam fam fam (🎶club classics)

🥲

I’m gonna keep on dancin’ at the…

Ohhhhh there’s the cold weather.

More brunch pls

Now who is this.

Happy Friday :)

Ok google what is fat cock Friday

Todays soundtrack: open.spotify.com/track/09b21K...

So did we figure out how to find mutuals on here yet