Fuck I hate hot weather

Tom Taylor and Bruno Redondo might’ve sold me on DickBabs. I’m a big Dickori shipper but Taylor unapologetically gives us fan service and they have a very sweet chemistry

I’m significantly more of a DC fan than Marvel but man there is just something about Daredevil that’s so *growls seductively*

updated trainer card <3 friend code is my pogo

Hypothetically is there anything that says I can’t set up on meeting with my mayor and then while sitting at his desk, piss a little on his carpet

If I were to became a superhero, who would become a super villain so we can have homoerotic fights?

GUYS MY SHITTY NEIGHBORS JUST LISTED THEIR HOUSE HALLELUJAH

Companies that use AI for their ads automatically make me think their quality will be shitty and cheap because they were too cheap to afford real people

Finished my full re read of Invincible. It is so good and the second time around I noticed more details I missed the first time around. Looks like I will have to buy all the Invincible universe books

Alani is the only energy drink that consistently does psychic damage to me. It’s the only one that makes me light headed during a workout

Vampires drink a credit cards worth of microplastics once a week

People keep door dinging my car, I’m on the verge of keying peoples cars now because what the fuck

Cecil Stedman is the best character in invincible and is a direct threat to the prison industrial complex but you’re not ready for that conversation

Restarted Ben 10, it’s so peak

Gym cuck fantasy motivation is out. Superhero training montage is in.

At the gym thinking bear thoughts as a recovering twink to push myself harder

Hi Greg!!!!!!!!!!!

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There’s not a chance in hell the govt isn’t diluting the gas for our cars because I’m physically watching my average gas mileage go down when I havent changed a thing and my tires are inflated properly

Thinking about the time someone told me to listen to Secret Band, the DGD spin-off because the lyrics are a “culmination of Jon Mess’ thoughts and feelings” so I listened and hearing “If I steal a gorilla, I know that zoo is wack” made me realize they were fucking with me

yall,,, this was so so fun!! #pokemon #pokemontcg #pokemoncard #art #fanart #cramorant

bro just woke up #pokemon #shinx #art

I need Cecil and Robert to switch teams for a bit. Cecil needs less stress while Robert needs action #dispatch #invincible

One of my favorite superhero’s to exist uses his son as a baseball bat because his son has the same indestructible powers as him and I love it

As a superhero, my one weakness is an IV. I’m immune to whatever you put into me, I just really fucking hate needles and veins

God nerfed me by giving me a big fear of needles. Otherwise I’d be too strong

Training to become a superhero. Boyfriend is my Ra’s al Ghul except he is not as good of an assassin but is great at ragebaiting

During slow patrol days, I do see Dick Grayson and Cassandra Cain playing Pokemon Go together

Green Arrow Knows All Politicians Are Bastard I cannot not talk about the original Mayor Arc here. #GreenArrow #FuckPoliticians 1. Justice League of America #78 Green Arrow went to a politician to try to solve a pollution problem, and after the fail he left having his views confirmed.

I both love and hate Superhero Jacked. I love it because they are such good workouts. I hate it because I’m tired😭

I started re reading Invincible and I remembered how great it was. Mark isn’t perfect and that’s what makes him fantastic

They gave Starfire her curly hair back in Nightwing Leaping into the Light😩😩😩

I will die on the hill that the Incredibles is one of, if not the best superhero movie out there

My superhero itch is back extremely strong. Please tell me all about your Superhero and villain OCs

We need a superhero who’s weakness is IBS, we need representation 😔✊

Friend of mine made me fill this out so I decided everyone needs to see it. My music taste in a nutshell

Blaming Mike Braun if I pee myself because it’s not horrible until I hit a fucking pot hole

Anytime I would drink a soda, my back would hurt, so I’d drink a shit load of water thinking I have a kidney stone. Turns out the carbon dioxide can just hurt you. Who woulda thought

Extremely distasteful that the White House posted videos of the Iran strikes with layered in video game clips. They know exactly what they are doing. It’s propaganda to convince gamers and incels to enlist because this new era of war is all about drone warfare

Had an extreme vampire itch. Watched Blade last night to scratch it. Made it worse

This might be my American brain but if Pokemon was real, the trainers who get to go and travel to fill in their Pokédex would need money for food and other expensive. Since they usually leave at 10 years old, that tells me they would be the trust fund babies that I hate

Updated my trainer card with my pokemon go friend code!!

last piece for #FebruaryFrost26! this week has been hectic but i’m really glad i got to finish the challenge did u know #fletchling is based on the japanese robin? #art #shiny #pokemon

New family

Gen 10 starters are literally an Angry Bird™️, a Littlest Pet Shop critter, and unfortunate bipedal aura

Do you think that if I left a fennekin in a hot car, people would freak out the same way they do when someone lets their husky stay in the snow even though that’s their desired climate

I’m copying my partner but I need friends to send gifts to and even do a remote raid from time to time!! Please add me on Pokemon Go!!

I LEFT MY REGIROCK IN A HOT CAR LIKE A DOG WHAT KIND OF TRAINER AM I??

somewhat behind but here is the third piece for #FebruaryFrost26! #art #pokemon #nidoran

I wanna get back to my roots after finding out my ancestors are almost entirely Celtic so I want to check out druidism and learn some of the rituals/philosophies. I don’t particularly want to dive into a new religion but the rituals intrigue me