Trump taking credit for “saving” TikTok after sparking the ban is PEAK stunt queen behavior - craziest part is smoothed brain bitches will use this as a reason to give his behavior a pass. This country is held together by delusion, propaganda & the inability to hold YTmen accountable. I AM TIRED 😩

#PhelixPlease tell me why the Black woman mayor & queer woman fire chief are being scapegoated for the California wildfires of 2025?!? Whew chile, can somebody say systematic failures! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Isn’t it crazy how YT supremacy always finds a way to shift blame instead of addressing the real issues.

2025 really clocked in saying “New year, new trauma bitch!” Only 7 days in, and we’ve already gotten terrorist attacks, congestion taxes & a potential new pandemic? Y’all, I need a nap - cause I’m aging in dog years at this point. Too much chaos, too little serotonin.

#PhelixPlease tell me why the more gentrified Bed Stuy gets, the harder it is to dodge dog shit on the sidewalk? It’s the entitlement of gentrification. Like I knew the pilgrims loved kissing their dogs in the mouth (I’ve made my peace with it) but they’re literally shitting on everything we built.

Honestly nothing says ‘honoring the humble birth of sweet baby Jesus’ quite like turning the Christmas program into Cirque du Sleigh. Merry Christmas ya Philthy animals! 🤸🏽‍♀️🥴🎅🏿

#PhelixPlease tell me why Luigi Mangione gets branded a 'terrorist,' but Kyle Rittenhouse gets touted as some 'vigilante hero'... Because the elites aren't afraid of crime—they're afraid of inspiration. They know the guillotine starts with one spark. Vive la résistance

@mamitiff.bsky.social I found you 💖

@lesliemac.com You’ve inspired me to start skeeting… yeah I’m still getting used to that one 😅

Time’s Person of the Year: Proof that history isn’t written by the victors, just the loudest people with bad haircuts. 🤧 time.com/7201547/pers...

So, are we still calling these things tweets, or… are we all just out here skeeting now? OKAYYY that almost sounds illegal to say… 🫣