Shoutout to the train conductor on my train called Rico, who is SINGING down the intercom: 🎵 “Take me wherever we will be, I am the guard of the train says he, and I’ll take you all, to Bristol Temple Meads, I am the guard of the train says he” 🎵

I don’t want to say the first date on the next table is going badly, but the guy has stepped in a dog bowl, they’ve put up a wet floor sign and she’s wandered off.

This fella scored the winner for Spain tonight. Has to be a regen.

I've only just been pulled into Instagram's insanely strong reels algorithm and now you want me to waste time on ANOTHER social media platform? Ok then.