Ah thats more like it. First day of LL 5 of 6. Next two days 2 for 12. About for find out what the Mendoza line is for LearnedLeague

What is the age where I should start getting really into Warren Zevon? Or do I need to go back to Zappa and work my way along?

Someone on the train this morning is wearing a world cup trophy lapel pin. I can only assume he's a con artist

ah yes college basketball, now I remember

My wife and her friends at work (she does fish related climate science) are having a party tonight.

Might have been a little too enthusiastic about my first LL. But I didn't go 0 for so this is encouraging

Some people have house divided flags. We have our Christmas tree

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

There is going to be a world series game six in Toronto for the second time in my life. That 32 years transpired in between is the part that kills me

so this first inning is something

I spent the weekend golfing in western Massachusetts. It gave me a chance to drive around what felt like the set of Beetlejuice. It was spooky and great. Here's a picture of a cow

We sat a few rows in front of Chris Hadfield when we saw David Byrne. Most people would think, cool an astronaut. Not my wife, who knowing he went to Tennessee walked past him and hit him with a "Roll Tide!". I have never been more proud or in love with this woman

If you get a chance to see David Byrne you should. Fun, beautiful and joyous

We seeing David Byrne so we decided to dress as an 80s power couples

Thinking about these people, and their awful and expensive long weekend. Hope TSA's nice to them

For whatever reason my timeline is full of second hand Mariners fans. All I can say is there has never been a more "get off that narcotic" team in sports.

My grandmother came from Ireland and for some reason loved baseball and the blue jays. She was my favorite person. 92 & 93 are some of my happiest memories. For the first time since she passed I wore her jays hat and Jessie wore the shirt she gave me when we won in 92. Slan leat Granny I miss you

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These chatgpt ads that show things you could do faster and better with a web search is telling. They are trying to sell certainty that they can't provide.

The thing where the mariners are loveable underdogs is weird. They wasted prime Griffey and Johnson and haven't made a world series ever. This is a Bomani "get off that narcotic" situation.

the 4k version of tide vols does not have commercials and its delightful

That lagway first down signal after getting targeted is the first time I've wanted to hug a gator

I care little for it being garbage time, put up more points

And again!

Strikes out the side and hits a homer in the same inning

I remain steadfast that after going 2-0 to Cal they should have hit him

I feel bad for anyone who can't enjoy watching Alejandro Kirk leg out a double.

My wife is literally picking up strays. Such a sweety hopefully they find her people

I have so much residual hatred for Microsoft wasting years of my career that I am incapable of feeling anything but enmity for seattle teams

Of course stringer Bell does ai commercials

I remain sad that Myles Straw is not from Wichita

Just watching some baseball with my best friend

Reading "The Old Man and The Sea" ruined fiction for me. Everything else is longer and tells a worse story

Just hanging out in the inlaws basement with these tea sets that may come alive at any minute

In the style of Leroy Jenkins FRAMES JANKLIN!

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The number of teams that claim eddie vedder in some fashion is too damn high

To quote Sturgil "picture's worth a thousand words but a word ain't worth a dime"

The Yankees losing 20-0 through 13 innings is hilarious

the yankees still playing gary glitter in stadium is a choice

I did the 8 hour round trip to see John Mayer this weekend. I have no earthly idea how I used to do it for games nearly every weekend. I spent yesterday in bed like I'd been drinking.

Boy do I not feel the right kind of white for this concert. John mayer finishes and I'm back home

Playoffs but it's oops all AL east

Can we please stop mentioning how Glasgow is a 10 year vet, I already feel old enough

Who knew the ACC was going to be a bigger challenge than playing the Jets, Bills & Dolphins twice a year

I'm just happy they didn't lose to a guy with that facial hair