The way Samuel L. Jackson delivers his “You need to keep both eyes open” line in Winter Soldier is so iconic, perfect, chilling delivery #Marvel

I’m dying on the hill that by their wording this is wrong and the answer’s actually 17… “the same number of toes on your right foot as your left hand” but there aren’t any TOES on the left hand so it’s just 8+6+3=17 🤷‍♂️ Should say “as your left hand has fingers” to be right surely? #the1percentclub

An outside of the boot Olimpico!

Ridiculous brake issue ffs, shit like that just shouldn’t be happening to top teams, ruined Lewis’ race #SingaporeGP2025

Wtaf was that back line from Barca, just a totally disorganised zigzag and left the one and only striker they had to mark totally unmarked #BarcaPSF

How is that not a 2nd yellow for Mendes??? Ref’s absolutely bottled that #BarcaPSG

What a pass from Rashford, brilliant assist 😍 #FORCABARCA #BARPSG

What a pass from Yamal and what a block from Zabarnyj 🤯 #BARPSG

Of course they’re the only one still going 💀 #UCL

Arsenal fans are hilariously elitist when you consider that EIGHT English clubs have won at least one major trophy since they last won one… £1bn spent as well btw 💀

How’s KDH been booked for that? 😂 #EVEWHU

Terrible marking but that’s a cracking header from Michael Keane #EVEWHU

But but… I though the refs were corrupt against Arsenal? 💀🤡 #NUFC

HAHAHA. Gabriel who blatantly should’ve been sent off scores the winner, hilarious #NUFC #NEWARS

Saliba’s just fouled Osula on the edge of his own box and got a free kick for it, comical how pathetic these Arsenal CBs are 💀 #NUFC #NEWARS

Gabriel’s arm’s in a different post code, how the fuck is that not a penalty? LMFAO. After he escaped a blatant red in the first half as well, but sure, the refs are against Arsenal 🤡 #NUFC #NEWARS

Livramento on a stretcher… horrible sight #NUFC #NEWARS

Nailed on red btw if Woltemade goes down and makes a fuss, shocking from VAR not to pick up on that just because Woltemade stayed up and didn’t have a paddy about it #NUFC #NEWARS

If Woltemade makes a fuss of that from Gabriel he’d could’ve been in proper trouble, he’s proper rattled 💀 #NUFC #NEWARS

Gabriel is genuinely a pathetic excuse for a CB, anytime he feels the lightest brush defending a corner he throws himself on the floor because he’s scared to actually defend #NUFC #NEWARS

BIG NICK WOLTEMADE 🔥🔥🔥 #NUFC #NEWARS

Dramatic dive fuck me 💀 Right decision in the end #NUFC #NEWARS

Liverpool really are a shambles, didn’t deserve to win any games I’ve seen them play this season and could’ve been 5-0 down at half time today 💀 Their insane luck had to run out at some point, been dire defensively in particular all season #CRYLIV #MOTD

That’s a pathetic dive from Simons, literally just dives into the man 💀 #TOTWOL

Marc Guehi with the 97th minute assist to beat Liverpool, couldn’t write it 💀😂 #CRYLIV

Been a quality performance this, lower league opposition obviously, but we’ve showed our class and played some beautiful football at times, gotta scored a fair few more #NUFC #NEWBRA

Once again, Woltemade’s linkup is faultless, never looks like losing the ball and always in total control, great to see Osula get a 2nd as well, two players on a hat-trick 👀 #NUFC #NEWBRA

Lewis Miley has been brilliant today, so smart and composed on the ball #NUFC #NEWBRA

Playing some lovely football, which we haven’t often been able to say against lower league opposition in recent years #NUFC #NEWBRA

Wasn’t expecting to see Johnny Mowlem on #FirstDates, gotta be one of the coolest/most successful people they’ve had on there, cracking driver in his day

Noel’s suggested Natalia takes her flapjacks back to Ukraine and now he’s on about White Russians, accidental insensitivity 🙈😂 #GBBO

Blatant corner for Southampton not given late on, imagine my shock… #LIVSOU #CarabaoCup

Taking your shirt off for taking the lead against a lower league team just to get a 2nd yellow and leave your team to hold onto the lead with 10 men, comedy 💀 Cringey moron 😂 #LIVSOU

League One Lincoln hosting and beating Chelsea not being on Main Event while Liverpool vs Southampton is just sums up the @SkySports Liverpool loving, doesn’t make much of a difference but in what way was this ever going to be a more interesting cup tie? 💀 #LINCHE #CarabaoCup

So close, how’s he kept that out?! 😫 #WFC #MILWAT

What a ball from Eze and what a finish Martinelli, fair fkn play 🔥 #ARSMCI

Madueke is comfortably Arsenal’s best attacking player at the moment, so direct, be real shame to take him out of that RW spot #ARSMCI

Gabriel’s absolutely sold himself there, charged into midfield, didn’t win the ball and then didn’t get back while Haaland charged through we he should’ve been to score 🤷‍♂️ #ARSMCI

Woltemade’s linkup play is genuinely elite, just need to get more quality around him, can’t wait to actually start our strongest lineup at some point 😭 #NUFC #BOUNEW

Miley very tidy in possession so far, loads of work for him and Tonali in midfield though, don’t think you can get away with just the two in midfield against a team like Bournemouth #NUFC #BOUNEW

All over the place defensively, the formation didn’t work last season when Joelinton was injured and it isn’t working now ffs #NUFC #BOUNEW

Well that was a bit shite, other than Lewis and the Mercedes, no one really moved #AzerbaijanGP

It was in fact just endless DRS trains… 😴 #AzerbaijanGP

Shocker of a pit stop for Lando 🤦‍♂️ What has happened to McLarens pit stops recently? #AzerbaijanGP

This could be a banger… 🤞 #AzerbaijanGP

Finally got a chance to catch up on quali and Leclerc ruined Lewis’ quali, got a new set of tires to get himself in Q3 and then binned it… not great #AzerbaijanGP

Feel like Spurs could do a lot more to promote their women’s team, Friday night against Man City, no men’s game on and there’s only one stand in use… #TOTMCI #WSL

Tho saying that, we’ve also got to play the best team in the world (PSG) away from home, can’t beat our luck in Champions League draws ffs 😭 #NUFC

They’ve wasted about 3mins out of play in stoppage time and we get an extra minute… okay 💀 #NUFC #NEWBAR

Ref’s falling for every bit of Barca time wasting ffs, if they could do this all along, why did they fuck up so badly against Inter when it mattered? #NUFC #NEWBAR