That’s brilliant from Martinelli and Havertz, been an awful game but that’s a brilliant bit of quality. Arguably poor defending allowing Havertz to ghost in unmarked but the pass and touch were quality #SPOARS

Ben White’s ability to kill every attack he’s apart of is incredible, one of the stiffest players I’ve ever seen on the ball #SPOARS

Gyokeres definitely offside but that’s a gorgeous finish from Zubimendi tbf #SPOARS

What a series of events, one long ball, Upamecano messes up his header to play Vini Jr in, who then somehow doesn’t even muster a shot on target and sticks it in the side netting💀 #RMABAY

That’s a lovely finish from Harry Kane, Bayern looking so so dangerous #RMABAY

Game’s gone if that’s a yellow for Morita, that’s a perfectly good challenge #SPOARS

Obi-Wan and Vader’s duel in A New Hope looks so much worse straight after watching Revenge of the Sith bless it 😂 Still incredible for its time though ofc, but feel like the relationship we’ve seen between Obi-Wan and Anakin in projects since makes the fight feel too impersonal #StarWars

“Let them back in coz they could miss something momentous”… So don’t leave then?? Fair weather fans don’t deserve to see anything momentous, if you’re pathetic enough to leave, no way you should be allowed back in #WHULEE

A good month or so to sort these PU regs… The potential is clearly there for great racing with these cars, so much more light and nimble than the buses we had in the last set of regs but these PU regs are a real problem and Ollie’s crash is the perfect example of why #F1

Tf have they done setup wise with Lewis, he’s like an Aston in a straight line ffs 😭 #JapaneseGP

Pretty damning stat for our home form this season, just look at the company we’re keeping… #NUFC

After today’s game I’m suddenly very passionate about #England again, little rogue idea and would never happen, but given our total lack of reliable wingers, made a fun little concept lineup based on current form #ThreeLions

Jesus and Martinelli still not getting a look in is certainly a choice… #CarabaoCupFinal

We are absolutely hopeless without Tonali and Bruno, genuinely relegation standard without them

2nd goal where all our defenders just stand around and watch in the box, fucking embarrassing to a man, fine them all #NUFC #NEWSUN

Terminate Joe Willock’s contract, fucking useless moron. Gives it away and then makes zero effort to get back, one of the worst footballers we’ve ever seen #NUFC #NEWSUN

It’s lucky Scumderland are also shite, play like this against most of the league and we’d be 5-1 down by now #NUFC #NEWSUN

Gordon ffs, huge chance by his standards #NUFC #NEWSUN

Fucks sake Murphy you moron, ruined a perfectly good goal #NUFC #NEWSUN

Do Murphy and Woltemade ever play at the same time? Feels like he’s always taking off our biggest striker when he brings on the only winger we have who actually crosses the ball #NUFC #NEWSUN

First time I’ve heard the scummers all day, time for the lads to wake up, been so lax against a shite team that’s there for the taking #NUFC #NEWSUN

Fucking embarrassing yet again, such a ridiculously soft goal to give away. Awful from Ramsdale and then Elanga and Ramsey ball watching instead of marking their men, pathetic #NUFC #NEWSUN

Unbelievable ball from Hall, so unlucky Botman, inches away from 2-0 #NUFC #NEWSUN

That free kick was perfect to whip hard and low towards the back post and Trippier’s just floated it pointlessly over the bar, what a waste #NUFC #NEWSUN

Ahaha, cheers for that little rat O’Nien 😘 #NUFC #NEWSUN

GORDOOONNNNN!!!!! HOWAYYYYY 😍 #NUFC #NEWSUN

No Bruno, no Tonali, Trippier and Burn somehow starting again… just preparing myself for the inevitable here because it’s not looking good #NUFC #NEWSUN

If we had Iliman Ndiaye in our team, we’d honestly be top four right now with ease, he’s that good and the exact type of creative, goal scoring attacking midfielder we lack, never been such a big fan of an #EFC player 😭 #NUFC #EVECHE

Garnacho is such an embarrassing excuse for a footballer, plays well for a max of five games each year and spends more time trying to win free kicks than actually playing the game #EVECHE

Oh Sanchez 💀 Thought Gueye had killed the chance a bit for Beto with him having to wait for the ball but he got so much power on it and Sanchez wasn’t strong enough 😅 #EVECHE

Lyon out? Yeah that’s a free run at the Europa League for Villa 💀 #EuropaLeague

Just made the derby even more of a must win, we fail to win after that cowardly second half performance then this season is dead and buried #NUFC

Completely threw the tie away in the space of 10mins, scoreline absolutely flatters Barca but it’s what happens when you repeatedly gift goals to top sides and don’t make the most of being on top yourselves #NUFC #BarçaNewcastle

Embarrassing defending again, why the actual fuck are we so high and open?!?! Another total gift of a goal. Fair enough if we got outplayed but that’s a pathetic goal to give away (again) #NUFC #BarçaNewcastle

Piss off with that celebration Yamal, had an absolute stinker for a 135mins against us and just covering it up with penalties that he didn’t even win 💀 #NUFC #BarçaNewcastle

Dan Burn that is UNREAL 🤯 #NUFC #BarçaNewcastle

That’s about the 5th blatant card Barca have escaped, comical how bad the ref is tonight, blatantly biased 💀 #NUFC #BarçaNewcastle

Elanga’s tripled his tally for the season and he’s done it away to Barca 😭 Talk about horses for causes 😅 #NUFC #BarçaNewcastle

Get up Pedri you tart 💀 Kid would never survive outside of Spain if he’s going down like that for a standard tussle 😂 #NUFC #BARNEW

HOW HAS CANCELO BOT BEEN BOOKED FOR THAT?! Off the ball and he’s purposefully slammed into Trippier 🤯 Satanic institution #NUFC #BARNEW

There’s no shame in losing to Barca on paper, but that 2nd goal is just a pathetic one to give away #NUFC #BARNEW

Fucking embarrassing defending, all the ways to concede to Barca and we gift them an easy goal from a set piece #NUFC #BARNEW

GET IN!!! That’s how you respond, Hall incredible again and Elanga’s redeemed the rest of the season right there 😍 #NUFC #BARNEW

Barely looked like scoring all through the first leg and now they’ve scored early because two of our defenders slipped… just our luck 😭 #NUFC #BARNEW

One blatant yellow Barca have gotten away with already 💀 #NUFC #BARNEW

Whoever came up with the idea for dropping all these little teasers in the build up to the full trailer deserves a raise, every time I’ve opened twitter today everyone’s talking and dissecting a new little clip, it feels like peak #Marvel levels of hype #BrandNewDay

So many empty seats at The Emirates as their teams about to go through to the quarter finals of the Champions League… shocking #ARSLEV

Another gorgeous finish for Arsenal, Leverkusen messed around and didn’t get it clear but that finish is quality #ARSLEV

Aha, comical defending from Liverpool, poor from every player involved and Szoboszlai was caught ball watching and out of position yet again, he’s just not a right back #LIVTOT

Brilliant clean racing from both Lewis and Charles, such enjoyable drivers to watch wheel to wheel #ForzaFerrari #ChineseGP