slaughtermaps are like the kaizo of Doom but since Doom was already designed with saves in mind because computers can respect us, it's not so bad?

Be the Reverse World you wish to see. *shirt on backwards* Oh right.

You've no longer got mail.

Oh good, call waiting music finally incorporated slap bass guitar

In order to move in this reality, you must move as a human moves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsaCEtCVcH8

It’s dangerous to go alone #plushtodon

No choice but to embrace choice itself.

Live every day like an eagle keeps eating your liver. #justprometheusthings

Nintendo is upset because in their world it's not a Palworld it's an NTSCworld.

[MetaPol] Actually, does anyone else notice that subjects, language and semantics as a whole gradually and artificially gets lesser Kevin Bacon degrees to content-warning subjects. This is bullshit.

[SKG (Stop Killing Games)] Poor Ross. First he might have to comment on this shitty Deus Ex remake and now he might have to comment on how EA has done the impossible and become worse. No matter what single issue you have in life, you will always be tangled within the grand scheme of things you […]

Uh oh. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3131640/Deus_Ex_Remastered/

Welcome to Cronenberger, home of the Cronenberger. How may I take your EBDfghjaduYJHDFGAHjgAT *indescribable noises*

We've got some weird hashtag economy I realize. If #boomershooter gets overpowered by #retrofps for instance, I can switch to that. The words might change but my interests and intentions shouldn't based on that, I would think.

POV: My experience on Mastodon

What's next, let's rerelease Quake with "Dimensions of the Future" or something a few months after I finish. Sorry I actually only touched Hollow Knight (the first) this year so nothing's off the table now. This weird trend goes as far back as when I spent time to watch all of Dragon Ball/Z […]

WHAT THE FUCK. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3884520/Blood_Refreshed_Supply/ Sorry I don't understand. Is this like with Doom and Heretic re-re-re-releases? Are the levels going to be redesigned into some King James Edition so I have to question genuine level design again? If I play the […]

Quake 2 retrospective? I didn't need those 3 hours anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMtVzF4_Qs

A font they use in Mortal Kombat 3 is the same font as the movie "The Room" and now I can no longer forget this information.

You get tired of this one platforming level for the umpteenth time. You see a strange floating box just above you this go around. You think to yourself, "Ah I a Super Guide Block" in a sigh of relief and get to work opening it in a quick yet careful manner. You find a man in the block, "Phew! […]

In other news, an actual Banjo Kazooie Mod that is a full length game and isn't just other game levels put into it. The first of its kind. Not unfinished beta short like Banjo-Dreamie or Worlds Collide. And not right length but really it just another games assets which includes many of Kurko's […]

"Blood for the blood god!" "Information for the data ants!"

Scienture Holdings, Inc. took my damn vegan ice cream [Brave Robot] away. It was perfect. It wasn't like regular ice cream with lactase in it. (I'm not vegan but I AM lactose intolerant) Some geniuses created something atomically similar to milk without it being milk. I'm so upset about this.

Thank you, I didn't know sploot was a word.

Uh oh, now I have too much here to read. (This is the opposite of a problem.)

Trying to determine how amateurish Mario Youtube stuff became the past work of what evolved into an interesting animated series. I missed an entire beat here.

If you want a cozy Doom mod, try Mr. Friendly. It's pretty great. You can have these weird and dumb discussions with the so called bad guys, get some sick tunes and chill out in your vanilla megawads of choice. https://jp.itch.io/mr-friendly

Descent's difficulty settings are just "haha we made the enemies fast" But also for what little I know of the game and its sourceports it's got this weird thing with projectile speed definition that doesn't seem standardized like the original game(s) and their framerates. Wolfenstein 3D has a […]

No different then picking the forbidden fruit because gosh dang it I figured you'd find it delicious.

And this. Titles just trying to sneak past me. I don't think...so. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2104460/Mala_Petaka

You know what else just got released? This! Luck be a Landlord meets Buckshot Roulette in a DUSK ps1polygonseque aesthetic. https://store.steampowered.com/app/3314790/CloverPit/

Looking forward to COSMIC Desktop Environment getting all the way towards a full release. Then I distro hop the way I already should have.

Bonus, because it made me spit my coffee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvc3cOex_bY

Oh sweet, They DID release Hades 2. I didn't get around to playing the first one but I already know how good this is. Go and enjoy. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1145350/Hades_II/

Oh god, the post is exploding. It was a repost, I have no idea who to credit. 😩

Still waiting for any updates on the restoration of the unreleased third expansion pack of Shadow Warrior known as Deadly Kiss.

Altered Beast was the second arcade board I ever owned and to this day the ending still delights me Look at that, dude's all "Yeah sorry, I had to turn into this wolf thing to come rescue you" and Zeus' daughter is all "No no no you're fine, no trouble, all good"

Oh boy, 20% of my external drive is now occupied. Took me a few years though. Time to plan ahead.

Maybe we should verify images with EXIF data again.

Why is Andor so good? Well I have a theory. the mANDalORian AW SHIT DAWG. GOTTEM.

Something neat about Quake I noticed is that there are 4 major powerups all derived from the themes of the 4 episodes from the main campaign. The BioSuit would seem like the odd one out, not being too mystical but a practical powerup. But hold on. Episode 1 is called Dimension of the DOOMED […]

The two stand-ins for DOS game characters in Smash Bros. Ultimate. Mega Man and Simon Belmont.

#vgmwednesday K. Rool, the big man himself. Before he was a merely a king with delusions of piracy. It turned out he really was an old-school depiction of a pirate (sans actual historical ones). Fighting him again for the first time reveals he had a huge backing of technology. er more on that […]

Dear brain, why are you giving me my best thoughts AT 3 AM?!

Please note, if you run into a Boomer Shooter and it's developed or published by Dosman Games, those titles seem to rub me off the wrong way. I dunno. They just seem off. If anyone would like to say something about that, go for it. It just seems like cardboard cut-outs to me, sorry.

Ingenious! I vaguely saw this one before, now I can try it myself. It's like if Panel de Pon was also Doom wrapped in a roguelike. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2776770/Blocks_for_Babies/

AAAH SHIT. More Boomer Shooters than I know what to do with. My skull runneth over but it feels so good. https://store.steampowered.com/sale/Boomstock2025 #boomershooter

I've played more than enough games with ghost leg mechanics. Well it sort of isn't that because they don't hide the paths so you really have to just look fast. Examples That Spider boss from Mega Man X. That Mario Party 1 minigame with the pipes. Some number of Wario microgames.