Here's some (mostly) finished scenes from my thesis film :]

logging on to bluesky

You won't want to miss this deep dive into the porno-political memeplex that has colonized the right. Cameron Cummins-Smith gives us essentially an explainer, but one that is so necessary because this stuff is so embarrassing to think about, let alone write about.

happy nine year anniversary to the #DarkUniverse

Robot legs are here and they aren’t going anywhere. [booing begins] Whether you like it or not we are going to cut off all of your legs and arms [booing intensifies] and heads and replace them all with robot legs and only robot legs [shouting over boos] well I can see you aren’t ready for the future

Whatever your thoughts about The Boys' finale, it made Elon Musk mad, which the show's creator and cast think is hilarious.

I am not a full-on reality tv hater but at least the worst characters from scripted shows can't run for office. Otherwise Walter White would have been elected mayor of Albuquerque at some point.

interviewing whoever does actually travel to the US for this will probably make an interesting case study into the unique pecularities of the far right in every participating country

H.R. 2616 passed in the House of Representatives this afternoon. This is devastating. It's like a national "Don't Say Gay" bill only exponentially worse. We're going to need everyone -- EVERYONE -- to help out as we full-court press the Senate. This bill MUST be stopped. They are coming for us.

Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that

it's considered gauche to admit this but the reason bluesky has lots of burrito taxi discourse is that every big account gets 50 DashPoints credited to our account every time we bring it up, positive or negative. all of us are feasting on ebike-delivered bloomin' onions and all of us are on the take

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

27 years ago today, in a galaxy far, far away... Star Wars was back on the big screen with The Phantom Menace.

I just filled this out and I hope you will, too. It asks for your address. If you think, "I can't identify myself!" but you post here on this federally-monitored site, you're not making much sense. If you think, "What good will it do?" you're not using every tool available to fight fascism.

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

This weekend is the Inaugural Chocolate Chip Cookie Crawl and I decided as a fun birthday activity that I'd just do the whole thing this morning.

After the last 24 hours in the tabletop space this is definitely relevant again. For use on work made with the blood, sweat, and tears of humans. lonearchivist.itch.io/made-by-humans

The real TDS is these red hat wockaflockas with TRANS Derangement Syndrome. These folks ain't doin' shit to you. Let them be who they wanna be.

I am extremely thrilled that McSweeney's published these immensely silly and gross words I wrote!

🚨🚨 MORE INFO ON THIS SMART SWEET BEAUTIFUL GENTLE HUSKY IN NEED OF A HOME

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Leaping atop a moving Waymo to claim it like one of those dragons from Avatar

Facebook meme: In the 80s, we wanted The Cure so we got into The Cars and drove to the Culture Club. It was all Talk Talk on the way there 🤪 Every reply: my son is too clothes minded to understand this. he’s even beginning to dislike breads/toast and im starting to become afraid

god i love voir dire. average people will just say wild ass shit to a judge utterly unprompted. it’s so beautiful.

Is Bluesky dying? Is it the community's fault? Should people here refrain from criticizing journalists who think J. K. Rowling might have a point? The thing is, it doesn't matter. Because the answer isn't to make Bluesky change. It's to take advantage of Bluesky's tech to build something else.

There are so many kinds of relationships and that’s beautiful.

This live action adaptation of “Umamusume: Pretty Horse Girl Derby” is weird

So last night, I'm on a nice five mile run down Sunset when I hear some salsa music and look around to immediately have my eyes assaulted by Spencer Pratt AI Slop. I slow down, watching his Slop Ad and discovered that somehow using AI is somewhere around the third or fourth worst aspect of it.

Spencer Pratt has not been living in a trailer. He just admitted he has never lived in a trailer. He’s been living at the $2000 a night Hotel Bel-Air. I can’t believe I even feel compelled to post about this grifter but here we are www.tmz.com/2026/05/13/s...

we’re the same age and i always really appreciated his bravery and advocacy. never threw trans people under the bus. this is heartbreaking

remember folks: being aroused is NOT body-positive! :)

Happy WNBA season to all who observe!!!

Listen to Charles Schulz, in his own words. This shit is a literal affront to what he believed in and his craft.

I couldn’t believe it got cancelled. One of the most interesting, imaginative, weird and engrossing things on television. It ticked all the boxes for me.

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

WIP Soviet principal combatant for #MOSTSERENE #scifi #space

god I love reddit sometimes

My favorite thing about this movie is how filthy the song "Ja Ja Ding Dong" is if you actually listen to the words.

Happy Piccolo Day

Long Story Short is such a good show, I decided to just rewatch "Wolves" after mentioning its cold open last night and it's still one of the funniest reveals of all time. My head hurt from laughing so hard.

Today was finally the day. I got to ride LA's D. It's now longer and faster and goes DEEP. Everybody loves to ride the D.

fun fact, the oldest surviving american porn film was from 1915 and is an MFF threesome with some piss play as a bonus. it's a silent film. kink videos predate talkies. we've always been freaks.

This is something I’ve tried to explain to some Bluesky-skeptic writer friends. I still post my links everywhere, but I think the era of the omniplatform is over, so what matters is finding places where actual readers congregate and where you can actually reach them because links don’t get buried

Remember this next time you hit a pothole on your bike or see an unhoused person having a mental health crisis on the blue line. This is what the city has money for, not anything that actually improves lives.

BREAKING: After nearly 3 months on strike, the staff union (WGSU) at the Writer's Guild of America has finally reached a TA with WGA leadership. A ratification vote will happen in the coming days. www.instagram.com/p/DYFoenWD5R...

She missed the turnoff for the half marathon and wound up running the whole damn thing, with ultra running legend HARVEY LEWIS coaching her through her first accidental marathon

DOGE was, among other things, the worst cybercrime in US history

"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance