A very severe haircut

Serving profile

Well she didn’t even get the bloody chance

Paloma needs to use the phrase “I’m not just a faithful, I’m a Paloma Faithful!” #traitors

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Tired and old

Sunset and soft skin

Werk werk werk werk werk

Too skinny atm

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Twitter age authentication now in full swing but you can’t authenticate your age?

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I wish

The curated version of Mykonos holibobs

I see a theme recurring here

Call me Nanny Pat 👵🏼

The only reason I want a boyfriend is so they can cook me delicious, high protein dinners and lunches that vary every day so I don’t batch cook the same boring stuff all week 🥲

I’m going on a date with a guy and it’s a run! I hate running!

Burnt

Iddy biddy waist

Bored

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I’ll be back to my wimpy self as soon as I step outside

Cute

Smash?

Fifth Barry’s of the week #HellWeek

I aspire to have to confidence of Geri Halliwell pursuing a solo career

Desperately trying to get her to pronounce her “p’s” so I’m not “Gadrick”

A week of being sick and not exercising can make you feel absolutely terrible about yourself!

I am such a flop on here 🤣🥲

Final night in 🇲🇦

The 5 day old spinach in my fridge looking up at me as I grab the oven ready pizza

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Bum wipes

What did I listen to before the Wicked Movie Soundtrack? I can’t seem to weann myself off it.

Pit

Zoom in to see my piercing

All I do is post thirst on here

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Excuse the hay hair

2024 has been the year I’ve finally started to see some kind of gains and starting to like my body

Category is pretend you’re in Paris

And now here’s a shot of me in my pants

My first Bluesky post 🥹