So, the Commanders are playing the Cowboys. No matter who wins, everyone loses.

Don't forget to cancel your #XboxGamePass subscription if you haven't done so already.

Nikita Mazepin can be allowed into Formula 1 once again if and only if he crashes out in Monaco and ends up in the harbor. At least that way we would get some on-track excitement.

Testing the new tentacles. Art by sumisumi, courtesy of an ancient Studio-Touchable game.

So I was playing fetch with the dog in West Castle Town and he couldn't find the stick, so he brought back a green Rupee. I've been playing this game for nearly 20 years and I had no idea he could do that. #twilightprincess #zelda #nintendo

Um, Bitspower, you can't do that.

huh. this is interesting

Gun violence is always tragic and should be condemned. My heart goes out to the three students in Colorado who perished in today's school shooting, as well as anyone who was injured in said shooting.

USA? Nah, we're all about USB here.

Questionable Fanfic Title #3187: Better Safe Than Saria. #legendofzelda #badfanfic

I'm not explaining this one. (Artist is u/YiffYouSaySo on Reddit)

I just found out that Sparrow is likely a Massachusetts resident, which makes me slightly weirded out.

Goddammit, I'm out of book and need to find a new one. 735k words goes by too fast, and it's hard to find something that breaks the megaword barrier and is also interesting enough to sustain those million words. Either way, "Harry is a Dragon, and That's Okay" is a thumping good read. 10/10.

New South Welsh werewolf Done in by a local witch -- Lockhart took credit.

Can someone who still has a Xitter account go ping Rowling and ask her why the Common Welsh Green dragon is green when the Welsh dragon is very obviously red? I bet it's because Rowling forgot what the Welsh flag looks like, but I am curious to see what she pulls out of her ass as an "explanation".

Reddit, I already pay for Premium specifically to avoid the ads. I do not need ads for a service I am already using.

Um, Nintendo, why are there hentai games in the Switch 2 eShop? Nobody's going to buy those. It's like Meme Run all over again.

Findings: 1) Mario Kart World still has the annoying Mario Kart habit of spawning blue shells at the worst times possible. 2) Nintendo Switch 2 Pro controllers are fragile and difficult to repair.

Because the Dems are complicit.

Perhaps now you won't take Arceus' name in vain, Dawn? (Again, I don't know the artist; if someone does, let me know so I can credit them!)

New rule: if your YouTube channel is basically "let's play this good single-player game really badly", I'm blocking you. Idle Cub and Let's Game It Out are good examples of this genre.

What could be better than snuggling up to your Lucario after a long day's travel? (Sorry, I don't know the artist. If anyone does, let me know so I can credit them!)

The dragonflies are out in FORCE today in Boston. They, too, understand the importance of strength in numbers and keeping ICE out of our fair city.

How to kill your #formula1 career in one simple move: 1) Move to #Ferrari. @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social fix your strategy! Leclerc and Hamilton deserve better.

What? Eww, no. Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? (CW: mention of bestiality)

Four down, sixteen to go. #lego #formula1

Why exactly my Corsair K100 decided to reboot in the middle of a battle in DOOM: The Dark Ages is beyond me.

Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico

You're reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

Robb Alvey (of ThemeParkReview fame) seems like the sort of person to talk a big game about being progressive and then immediately visit Abu Dhabi Disneyland when it opens, not seeing the massive hypocrisy.

@kamsandwich.bsky.social I think I have found the perfect board game.

Speaking of which, Oliver Cromwell was so disliked that after he died, they dug up his body, put it on trial, and hung, drew and quartered it.

@cervina7.bsky.social good to see you've joined BlueSky!

People like to rag on Toy-Box for being a clone of Aqua when Toy-Box actually has a stronger lineup. Don't get me wrong, Cartoon Heroes and Barbie Girl are good, but Superstar, The Sailor Song, Best Friend, and www.girl are just as strong if not better.

Apparently McDonald's is using AI slop to generate their ads. God, this looks awful.

I am 200% done with my @asusrog.bsky.social X670E-E motherboard. Every single time I restart, I get memory issues, and my RAM is on the QVL. On a separate note, if I get a power outage, my @corsair.com iCUE Link hub bricks itself and I have to get a new one. Once it threw a capacitor off the board.

An old man wearing a MAGA hat has been in my store for about a half hour, being a general dickhead. Last I checked, he was arguing with the store manager about the fact that he lost a Microsoft gift card and why we can't just replace it. Zero awareness, all the entitlement. Ugh.

So, I'm hearing that JD Vance killed the Pope. You wanna explain this one, @godpod.bsky.social?

@normfeuti.bsky.social Have you ever considered selling "Retail" merch? I'd love a *Grumbel's* polo shirt or maybe a tie with Lunker on it.

Stolen from Reddit and presented without comment.

How about no.

Palcomix is the McDonald's of hentai: it's ubiquitous, of uniformly poor quality, and only really enjoyed by sad people who have nothing better in their lives.

@kamsandwich.bsky.social they made another one.

Watching my roommate fail at Screwball Scramble while eating breakfast sausages late at night is a mood.

Not So Fun Fact: the current CEO of PeTA is allegedly a zoophile. Image related

Has anyone ever noticed that 98% of the posts on r/gameverifying are Pokémon games? What gives?

Drive Home speedrun (any%, no highway) completed in 11m34s. This is the WR. Good traffic light RNG allowed me to shave 4 seconds off the record without going for the risky Cop Dodge strat (which could lose you multiple minutes if you fail it).

9070 XT - $600; 4080 performance 9070 - $550; 4070 Ti performance Holy hell, AMD cooked. youtu.be/UAe50byQGG0

God, this is horrendous. You people actually browse the Internet like this? Get #firefox or one of its forks and install uBlock Origin.

Which of the classic NES Mega Man games is the best? Personally, I think 3 is the best.