(I can’t drink nor can I drive. I CAN’T MOVE, RANDALL.)

Randall I swear to god if you don’t eat that Crunchwrap Supreme QUIETLY

Randall, are you still there? I’m scared.

What… I thought you were resting at home. You… didn’t leave?! After everything, I only dragged your body out?… Randall, I’m so sorry…

Diary Entry No. 11 — This past month has been rather uneventful. Despite the whispers I’ve heard of something important happening, I’ve mostly kept to myself. I’d say things have gone back to normal, but it’s hard to ignore what happened to Randall…

Something feels... off. Like I'm missing out on something important.

Hi, everyone, I’m back! Did I miss anyth-AAAA

Diary Entry No. 10 — After what felt like weeks of wandering the maddeningly repetitive halls of the deepest ruins, Randall and I discovered a way out. Our escape is a bit of a blur to me, to be honest. I need to get home and lay down. Ma and Pa are surely worried sick. —

…I’m home.

Huh? You look so familiar… Wait, you’re me?!

@apoptosis-engaged.bsky.social Take my hand, Randall. We’ll make it out of here together.

Ngh… Where am I… … Huh? This is… the ruins? But didn’t I… [Hershel surveys the area around him. His backpack and the mask seemed to have landed not very far away. From the looks of it, he’s still in the ruins, but not in any part of it he recognizes.]

[After much running, Hershel finally arrives in the heart of the ruins and slows down to a walk.] Randall? Are you in here?

Diary Entry No. 1 — Several days ago at the crack of dawn, I gathered everything I felt would help sustain and aid me on this trip. If there’s a chance Randall is in there, I have to find him, even if it kills me. It’s my fault he’s gone, after all. I brought that infernal Mask of Chaos with me.

…It’s dark in here. Good thing I brought a lantern, at least…

Hi, Angela!

I’ve seen a lot of people set up their own virtual mailboxes through “Strawpage”. I made one for myself in case anybody wanted to say hello! froshel.straw.page

...I don't want to come out right now.

...I can't remember. Why can't I remember?

Randall…

can someone please tell randall to stop slipping puzzles into my hair when i’m not looking

Something feels... very off. I'm so happy he's back, but... Why do I feel an overwhelming sense of dread about my future?

guys i’m starting to think things are not okay

RANDALL HAS BEEN MISSING FOR THREE DAYS NOW Angela and I have no clue where he went and Lord Ascot is probably going to fucking kill me if I don’t find him

are you guys fucking okay

@professorlayton.bsky.social YOU.

YOU'RE DATING ANGELA??

he is so cruel to me

This

ma come get me i’m scared

are you aware you have a gay boyfriend

please for the love of god

Randall I told you. I'm not interested in archaeology. I'm interested in men

scared

BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRR BARK BARK SNARL

hough

What

square up gayboy

me when i

i miss randle

some may call me frosheliscious

no randall i don't want to play minecraft because you're just tricking me into liking archaeology

I HATE PUZZLES!! I HATE PUZZLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

archaeology is stupid as hell what about when you dig up every artifact ever. then there won't be anything left to dig up and you've gotten dirt everywhere. idiot

it's not a phase ma

sick of all these fucking puzzles

man what the hell