God's of gambling. May you guide my lottery ticket to victory tonight

You’re invited to Froggie’s NYE party tonight on Twitch! #twitch #nye

My new years resolution is to be more decisive. I finally landed on that after how long it took to decide what my resolution should be.

My family doesn't meet up until next weekend, so my christmas today consists of beer, football, some light gambling, and my favorite soup. Life is good!

Not now kitten, Daddy is getting visited by 3 ghosts to teach him the meaning of the holiday spirit

I need someone to explain to me why you cant ask what someone's favorite dinosaur is on a date? It sets the foundation of the relationship

I am in the finals for 2 different fantasy football leagues. If I win both I could get $1200

Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?

I dont kiss and tell. Mainly because I generally dont like talking to people and my love life is terrible

Cold damn night. House got down to 11 degrees Celsius (51 farenheit) before the power came back on

Nothing like a large area power outage when it is -17 celsius out. Its not going to be even looked at for another 10 hours due to safety concerns. My water is off and drained and I am hunkered down with some thick blankets

The trick to getting through the week is to limit yourself to one vice a night

I need a recommendation for a new TV series to watch. Just know I will argue with you the whole time about watching it though

I have been compiling a list of things people do that automatically make me assume they are perverts and it is getting very long

I can tell the joke lands when I see the light leave their eyes

Instead of asking ChatGPT just ask me. I can give you an incorrect answer with full confidence as well

Me and who

Act your Spotify Listening Age, not your Spotify Listening Shoe Size

They need a dating service where you can share your recaps and it will match based on them

My top emotes @somagreen.bsky.social . So many dancing Froggies!

Do you think The Grinch had to cut poop out of his fur?

Why do people take gorgeous old buildings and make them look like the apartment from "American Psycho"

Chili needs beans otherwise it is just meat slop. If you like meat slop you are a pervert

My guilty pleasure is watching travel videos where they have a bad time

Every update to twitter seems like it is done to discretely ask women to have your kids

I just binge watched all of Killjoys and I highly recommend it

Only my mom would get me a weed/tarot themed card and I love it

Chicken pot pie with corn chowder was definitely the call for lunch. Holy shit

What is everyone going as for Halloween? I am going as the guitar playing spinosaurus meme

Me sitting at the kids table on Thanksgiving: "One of you will betray me"

These idiots at the blackjack table don't know i have a bottle of tylenol in my pocket

Is macrame just plant shibari?

If you buy sunglasses with a camera in them I assume you are a pervert

Watched V for Vendetta last night and it was unfortunately and surprisingly relevant

You can take the girl out of the cookie monster pyjama pants, but you can't take the cookie monster pyjama pants out of the girl

I think wallet chain guys are now considered an endangered species

The feminine version of "Executor" is "Executrix". Which is unnecessarily sexy sounding

Its been a while since a YouTube channel I subscribe to has had any career ending controversy....a little too quiet...

Death by a thousand little treats for myself

I haven't had to nap after work in almost 3 weeks. I am not mentally exhausted anymore. I don't buy lottery tickets. I needed a career change

Watching musk and trump fighting over Twitter today

Haven't been feeling too creative with my memes lately. Is this anything?

Might just reread Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles again with the understanding that the vampires are not in fact "just really close guy friends"

This week for temporary fun-employment has been great so far. Can't wait to start my new job on Tuesday

Since none if my previous coworkers are on this app I can speak freely. The company i was working for announced layoffs this week. I volunteered to take the layoff and immediately found a new job. I get to work with one of my best friends on the same street as my house