It's probably Leicester City winning the 2016 PL title. Except that Claudio Ranieri is a lot more charming of a leader.

Congrats, Kirk, you own a dog.

Congrats to NYC. He is now Former Mayor That Guy as of right now.

So, the greater evil lost. Still don't like you, Miami, though.

You know what I don't give a fuck about during the College Football Playoff? NFL draft ratings, that's what.

This starts at the top of the hour. It's probably still unwatchable.

Another one of those asteroid games. Maybe I dislike too many teams.

Somehow he just threw one that's even worse than the one before.

You'd think there's one day all year the UVA should win, it's today. Guess not.

This is mostly true for me, except that I can't possibly want Miami to win tonight either.

Is it a good thing when a bar you used to go to is described as having "financial and crime woes?"

Writer of the best song ever recorded about flight attendants.

This seems to have started in 2016. I wonder what happened that year that started this trend.

Ending 2025 with a bang. And by a bang, I mean tripping over myself and spilling an entire cup of coffee at the bagel shop in the Empire State Plaza Concourse.

I don't want to ruin anybody's fun here, but the Pop-Tarts Bowl people are just try too hard here.

I would agree if PSU was actually competent at baseball. But, that's a different argument for a different day.

After missing the FGA, stadium ops should have played the PC Richard and Son jingle they use for strikeouts

Disappointing seasons I can deal with. Bowl games in stupid places like Yankee stadium I can deal with. But sponsors like overpriced and really over-aggressively named riding lawnmowers is where I draw the line.

Seeing this at midnight and the start of the last gameday of the season as a positive sign. I mean, nothing else has worked this year yet.

I wonder what happened to Pitt in the biggest game they had that season.

That one in 2018 was really inexplicable. Maybe this current one tops it because it really came out of nowhere.

I'm at the point I want to throw my television out the window every time I see that Amazon prime Christmas ad.

During the pregame show, I can't help but be distracted by all of those bullshit banners Ottawa has hanging in the building. When it's well over a half-century gap between franchises, it's clearly a different team that actually did the winning.

Illegal numbering penalties - now it's truly bowl season.

Biff's record at Charlotte says otherwise.

Get that kicker a new number. You know, for reasons.

The Bills, during the first half today against Cleveland.

It's funny how much more pleasant Ole Miss football is without, you know, that guy.

Another one of those asteroid games. Maybe I dislike too many teams.

Aren't you supposed to be facing the other way if you're doing the Poznan?

Nothing that I've seen has moved me off of this position yet.

Clearly the optimum number of teams for this year's playoff is 10

This early game is kind of a dilemma. One of the teams is one I absolutely cannot stand, and the other is one that I don't actively dislike, but would never root for them to win under any circumstances.

I have no faith in this Alabama team, but I hope they can smash Indiana in the quarterfinals

It took me a half to figure out my rooting interest, but I want Alabama to win for the sole reason of throwing a wrench into the Michigan coaching search.

Let's not make this guy a martyr or anything. He was pretty bad at his job and wasn't really worth listening to.

Finally, a broadcasting screw-up during a Sabres game that does not involve Rob Ray.

Ostlund has to stay up for the balance. Sending him down again is hockey malpractice.

At the risk of being too dramatic, if it's Torts, I might be done. Don't want his dinosaur brand of hockey. Don't want that abrasive personality. Don't want that unpleasant person around my already unpleasant hockey team.

I understand that sometimes you want your favorite seasonal place to be open year-round, but this is certainly some extreme action.

All you have to do is watch the game vs. UCLA again and tell me how I should feel about the 2025 season.

Someday, I would like to be daring enough to wear a jacket like what the Chairman is wearing.

My jardiance prescription renewed automatically just by looking at this thing.

Remembering Bob Stinson of the Replacements, born on this date in 1959

Maybe it's the population density that makes the drivers in MoCo and PGC especially terrible.

Sign you're getting old: when you remember that one Mets Christmas event featuring a particular player's spouse was 20 years ago.

Someone hit a shot from the parking lot, if I recall correctly.

If there's anyone who has earned a Cromwell-esque "for the love of God, just go," it's Jim Knowles.

I'm beginning to think that Josh Norris is made of glass.