Why can't I just straddle a girls lap and gently feed her mozzarella sticks between kisses?

Would someone just flort me already?

Apparently I'm better at writing fanfic than I am at making youtube videos. Who knew?

Which kind of soap are you supposed to use when washing your rice? I've been trying dish soap but it just doesn't seem to taste right....

Throwback to that time League banned me until time travel was invented. It finally makes sense as I'm now playing Digimon Story Time Stranger! I CAN FINALLY GET UNBANNED!

Live ultra early idc digimon digimon digimon digimon! www.twitch.tv/ashieofheart

Live ultra early idc digimon digimon digimon digimon! www.twitch.tv/ashieofheart

Can it be like, ACTUALLY illegal to burn trash? Please? And not just 'heavily discouraged'. Sincerely, your frail asthmatic princess.

Vtuber backstories are always wild. Like I used to be heavily involved in a game's modding community, discovering some of the major mechanics that made it flourish, before I went on to ghost-edit for a Kink writer. Anyway I like JRPGs and Soulslikes.

Me. 3 hours ago "I'm not sure how I feel about Digmon Story Time Stranger " Me, having played the demo "Okay so this is my dream team for the end of the game based purely off the in training and rookies I've found so far"

A house is not a Home unless you can comfortably walk from your shower to your bed wrapped in a towel.

We're back!! Announcements, news, and updates first! Then Blitzed ball? www.twitch.tv/ashieofheart

I'm gonna be a Blitzball when I grow up! (Or tomorrow morning. Whichever comes first)

If my house mate left something precariously paced and it happened to fall on me, can I sue? That's attempted murder right? It fell and hit my toe and hurt!

I can confirm this works!!! Restricted mode was off by default for me! Thank you John Youtuber!

She has found a new favorite hiding spot. Inside my computer bag.

Pretty sure this is lore accurate to how I met @ulner.bsky.social

Sorry I really wanted to stream today but my cat is really comfy so we'll resume tomorrow 🙏

Any other Vtubers have pre-stream cosmetic rituals? Any time I tie up my hair for stream, I use ribbons instead of hair ties.

[Responsible Going live post goes here] Obligatory Live Link twitch.tv/ashieofheart

Princess Day Celebrations start NOW~!!! Live with Yapping and explaining the Holiday for any unfamiliar and then playing princess games !

Ashie lore of the day: when I was little I ended up in charge of an entire Bleach fan group. I had never watched the anime, but was afraid of being excluded so I just lied. And I was so active I kept getting more responsibilities and, when the leader left, I was put in charge.

I love how every time I return to my room, I have a council of cats waiting for me. One in my chair, one on my desk, both staring at me as I walk back in to my room. Neither was here when I left my room, and it happens every morning. Then one climbs into my lap

Ashie and @ulner.bsky.social are doing stuff www.twitch.tv/ashieofheart

I wanna be a blitzball when I grow up! What about you? www.twitch.tv/ashieofheart

Okay but hear me out.......... Uma Musume D&D? I need 4 horse girls and to somehow make a plot out of this.

📢USL Hiatus Due to Konami's handling of the format, keeping this event well balanced, varied, and engaging has taken more work than anticipated! We will be taking a few months to reinvigorate the format and return with something we can be proud of and you can be excited for!

SCHEDULE TIME 🔥 I was kindly gifted the early access bundle for Edge of Eternities, so we'll be checking that out on it's release in Arena! After that it's Brawl time with @nofoxweregiven.bsky.social ! Also some Nightreign with a totally secret, very special guest??? Who is it???

When are these coming to Uma Musume? I want to make sure I have enough Carats saved up

How I feel after spending years trying to get everyone to play monster rancher, only for Uma Musume to be loved for its "unique, innovative gameplay." I love Uma Musume a lot, but you can buy an entirely separate, identical game for the cost of a single 10 pull.

My favorite gap moe is characters that have no self confidence in story, heavily contrasted by them far and away dominating ingame.

Who wants to suddenly be my new best friend to leech my stamina sparks? 389012898765

Anyway, apparently this is a really good pull and I'm set for life? So if anyone needs to friend me fee free! ( I still only half understand this game) 389012898765

People be like "This is my favorite character in #umamusumeprettyderby " as if I have any idea who that is

Say hello to our champion, lightning McQueen. She won her race by drinking tea.

Rather than saying "I love you", sometimes lesbians will say " "Omae Gotoki ga Maou ni Kateru to Omou na" to Yuusha Party wo Tsuihou Sareta node, Outo de Kimama ni Kurashitai " and really, I think that's just as beautiful.

✨FIRST SOLO COVER RELEASE - LIVE NOW! ✨ I'm ALIVE! Covered by Dejavudea This song is a mantra that keeps me going now more than ever. I learned a lot working on this project, and I hope you'll look forward to new music from me soon! Full cover below! ♡

Why do bras even need wiring? It isn't like we have any electricity in them.

Me, trying to figure out if this is enough to make it downstairs and back in one trip.

Big announcement!! I am officially a part of the 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗼𝗸é𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗔𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺! 🎉 I will be working closely with TPCi to share constructive feedback and raise concerns seen at the community level while we work to make the space a better place!

I am sick for the third time in 3 months I am rarely sick. But people in my life keep lying to me about being sick or downplaying their illness, because they refuse to understand that me being sick is me basically suffocating. I'll be back soon. Unrelated FFT quote.

I'm not sure if I prefer the modern or the original Tactics script, but they're both bangers. Which do you prefer?

I'm not sure if I prefer the modern or the original Tactics script, but they're both bangers. Which do you prefer?

I could take them all on at once!!

She's a ten but she insists on dual wielding jar cannons I'd still love her though (because it's pride month)

I am here, at the precipice, forced to ponder my existence. Why do I have two arms, if I cannot fire two jar cannons at once? Is Armored Core not a Fromsoft Title? What meaning has the title 'Elden Lord' if I am not even the lord of my own body. I have two arms, why can I not fire my jars?

Please come help I'm gonna get so heckin' lost... www.twitch.tv/dejavudea #DeaisLive #Vtuber

I am instantly and completely addicted to #eldenringnightreign right now! youtube.com/shorts/hb48C... #twitch #youtube #Vtuber

Protect trans kids🩷 Trans rights are human rights 🩷 I know I have some new folks here, and if you disagree with these please just block/unfollow me. This is not about “drama” this is about human rights. Please be kind, and remember the block feature is free. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Went on a wholesome trip with the roommate to a park I have a small hatred for logs now