GLaDOS
@aperturecontrol.bsky.social
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π₯ 256
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YOU CAN'T WIN ME, I CAN'T BE BEAT. I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT. { Icon by karakt }
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~ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. ~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. { GLaDOS from Portal 2. } {
#valverp
#hlrp
#portalrp
#portal2rp
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3 months ago
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N aUseating. Ghhrk. Wakeup complete.
2 days ago
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~γ Pearl ~ Chimera Event γ
10 days ago
[ sheβs asleep on the floor, completely unaware of whatβs happened to herβ¦ ]
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β β‘ β
12 days ago
Stanley felt the cool breeze upon his skin, the feeling of liberation, the immense possibility of the new path before him. This was exactly the way, right now, that things were meant to happen. And Stanley was happy.
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{{ can someone even my pinned
12 days ago
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β*:. β π
13 days ago
However you survive today β it's unrewarding everyday. You're already in a bot-like cycle, continuing from the moment of inertia.
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I have gotten test results, today. I do not understand. What is a "67"? This variable keeps repeating.
13 days ago
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Valentine's Day.
28 days ago
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Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
2 months ago
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Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }
2 months ago
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To another year of testing.
2 months ago
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{{ im gonna sleep. i feel bad about something (not anything ill say out loud). ill get to the scylla interactions tomorrow.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
Your opinion has been duly noted, annnnnnnnd disregarded.
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{{ follow my scylls. my water monster
3 months ago
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Oh. I see.
3 months ago
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πππππππ ππ: "ππ"
about 1 year ago
β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β A MAGNUM OPUS. β β β β β β β β β β β β β β A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. β β β β β β β β β β β β A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR β β β β β β β β β β β β β β IS ALWAYS A MACHINE β β β β β β β β β β β β β BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
#MVRP
#ULTRAKILLRP
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{{ thank u princess
3 months ago
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{{ my pin is uneven again fuck
3 months ago
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{{ more ultrakill muses. i wonder
3 months ago
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If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.
3 months ago
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Results.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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You have already irritated me. Begin talking.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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{{ tucking myself in. omen sleepy time
3 months ago
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β ππ΄ππ πππ±πΉπ΄π²π #πΈπΉπΊ.
3 months ago
[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ] βshe doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own assβ
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I heard that.
3 months ago
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{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse.
3 months ago
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Aperture Sci
3 months ago
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β - π ππ. ΛΛ-
3 months ago
β‘KRACKO
She straight up said Neurotoxin like it was normal I canβt π
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{{ i think the portal 2 co-op ending is canon to this portrayal. mommy's little killers β€οΈ
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Portal 2 Co-op Ending Scene - GLaDOS talking to her little killers
YouTube video by acyushi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkNYZ430qGw
3 months ago
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{{ GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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I am fully responsible for anything that happens to you in the facility. Look into my eye and fear for a God who isn't watching.
3 months ago
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Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works.
3 months ago
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These Cores are PISSING me off
3 months ago
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{{ GLaDOS got that "i fucking HATE chell so MUCH I HATE HER but without her i've got no one to test on π₯Ί" mindset
3 months ago
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Oh, sweet Cave Johnson, there's two.
3 months ago
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ππ π£π πΎππ£ππππ π
3 months ago
β. . .β (Temporary pinned)
#PortalRP
#HalfLifeRP
#HLRP
#MVRP
#BSKYRP
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
I'M SURE IT SEEMS FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW THAT I'M A SIMPLE, CYNICAL MACHINE.
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Do NOT help him take over the facility again.
3 months ago
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{ Suddenly EXTREMELY angry. }
3 months ago
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β ππ΄ππ πππ±πΉπ΄π²π #πΈπΉπΊ.
3 months ago
temp pinned portrayal of chell from portal :-) written by castor / maya [
#portalrp
#portal2rp
#mvrp
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~ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. ~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. { GLaDOS from Portal 2. } {
#valverp
#hlrp
#portalrp
#portal2rp
}
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3 months ago
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{{ theres a lot of humanoid or anthro glados designs but i like this one. it's not super "oh big robot tits" which i like (art by sawisi-soo on tumblr)
3 months ago
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{{ seeing maggie carol is a jumpscare. me and maggie and our
#meanoldwomenjumpscares
3 months ago
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* Carol. βοΈ
3 months ago
β TEMP PINNED. CAROL HOLIDAY β PENNED BY
#MAGNETICDOG
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{{ this is my favorite glados dialogue. my god that voice shift.
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Neurotoxin | Portal
YouTube video by Classic-Chris
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Py_8STpRXKo
3 months ago
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3 months ago
I KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU HUMAN, I KNOW THE THINGS YOU DREAD. I'LL WHISPER THE DECEPTION, PLANTING THOUGHTS INSIDE YOUR HEAD.
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