Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }

Eat up, my little killers. { Currently feeding her pet birds. Or... children. Her kids. }

To another year of testing.

{{ im gonna sleep. i feel bad about something (not anything ill say out loud). ill get to the scylla interactions tomorrow.

Your opinion has been duly noted, annnnnnnnd disregarded.

{{ follow my scylls. my water monster

Oh. I see.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MAGNUM OPUS. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IS ALWAYS A MACHINE ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP ⠀

{{ thank u princess

{{ my pin is uneven again fuck

{{ more ultrakill muses. i wonder

If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.

If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.

Results.

You have already irritated me. Begin talking.

{{ tucking myself in. omen sleepy time

[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ] ‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’

I heard that.

{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse.

Aperture Sci

⚡KRACKO She straight up said Neurotoxin like it was normal I can’t 😭

{{ i think the portal 2 co-op ending is canon to this portrayal. mommy's little killers ❤️

{{ GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

I am fully responsible for anything that happens to you in the facility. Look into my eye and fear for a God who isn't watching.

Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works.

These Cores are PISSING me off

{{ GLaDOS got that "i fucking HATE chell so MUCH I HATE HER but without her i've got no one to test on 🥺" mindset

Oh, sweet Cave Johnson, there's two.

“. . .” (Temporary pinned) #PortalRP #HalfLifeRP #HLRP #MVRP #BSKYRP

{{

I'M SURE IT SEEMS FROM HIS POINT OF VIEW THAT I'M A SIMPLE, CYNICAL MACHINE.

Do NOT help him take over the facility again.

{ Suddenly EXTREMELY angry. }

temp pinned portrayal of chell from portal :-) written by castor / maya [ #portalrp #portal2rp #mvrp ]

~ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. ~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. { GLaDOS from Portal 2. } { #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }

{{ theres a lot of humanoid or anthro glados designs but i like this one. it's not super "oh big robot tits" which i like (art by sawisi-soo on tumblr)

{{ seeing maggie carol is a jumpscare. me and maggie and our #meanoldwomenjumpscares

— TEMP PINNED. CAROL HOLIDAY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG.

{{ this is my favorite glados dialogue. my god that voice shift.

I KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU HUMAN, I KNOW THE THINGS YOU DREAD. I'LL WHISPER THE DECEPTION, PLANTING THOUGHTS INSIDE YOUR HEAD.

Oh. It's 𝘺𝘰𝘶.

[temp pin.]

The Aperature Science committee says: Please don't use neurotoxin. It's harmful to employees. Sadly, they're too busy being dead due to the neurotoxin to see me use it. Unfortunate. For you, at least.

{{ V1? oh thats a dynamic im imagining

Aperature Science would like to thank you for your (mandatory) continued compliance. Your tests advance the future.

"Can you believe it guys? Christmas. Just a week away. Christmas is in a week. Woo-hoo. I am so happy about this information. Christmas. Just a week away. Oh, wow. Can you believe it? Christmas. Just in a week. It got here so fast. Christmas, just a-"

{{ i cant tell you what drove me to this but the Aperature Brain Worms got to my head with portal again