Brought home a new cat-safe plant. This asshole immediately chewed off a piece.

I’m…not very good at this lol

Scatterbrain Sunday: "Why do your robot legs have real feet but no toe nails?" twitch.tv/greatzott

Cat in a tiny box

Cracked open some windows for the first time in a while.

Scatterbrain Sunday: "Who cares about the moon? I got a yuppy country music concert to go to!" twitch.tv/greatzott

Got scared awake at 3am by a cat doing a kickflip off my body. The culprit:

Scatterbunny Sunday: "I can't believe Marsha brought Deviled Eggs to our Easter potluck..." "I know! These are to die for!" twitch.tv/greatzott

Going to see the Mario movie tonight

Going live now! twitch.tv/greatzott

Join me on stream tonight at around 6:30pm CST for March's Pizza Crime: Irish Spice Bag Pizza

If you wanted to see the Yoshi Super Mario Galaxy movie popcorn bucket hole.

“It comes with a free large popcorn.” “Can I bring this back and get the popcorn at a later date? Like when the movie’s playing?” “No.” “I’m good then.”

So ready for the full game

Scatterbrain Late Saturday: "No, no. That's not a kitty cat, that's a fur coat." twitch.tv/greatzott

Scatterbrain Sunday: "I heard Samantha got her appendix taken out at a Carmax." "Oh I got my Sentra from them!" twitch.tv/greatzott

Happy 2nd birthday to this tuxedo guy!

They love our rocking chair

Enjoy this video of a baby Aurora fucking with a green screen

Scatterbrain Sunday: "Don't tell everyone about pudding and pills, that's our little secret" twitch.tv/greatzott

Oldest coin I have found so far. 1854 Half Dime. 10 years older than the city I found it in.

Scatterbrain Sunday Deluxe: "I requested Moonbeam the Clown for my child's birthday party, but Tony the Male Stripper showed up instead." "Understandable mixup" twitch.tv/greatzott

Zott's Pizza Crime of February: Loaded Baked Potato Pizza but we're starting the stream off with a bonus gluten free carrot cake twitch.tv/greatzott

Got a promotion at work today with my biggest raise ever! Yay!

I didn't forget about my pizza crime for this month. Join me on my stream this Friday 2pm-ish CST where I make a loaded baked potato pizza and a gluten free carrot cake for good measure.

+$30,000 is fantastic, thank you all.

American Heart Association Charity Stream: Fast Chat: Twitch.tv/vinesauce Donations: charity.vinesauce.com With @vinny.vinesauce.com @greatzott.bsky.social and hootey Slow Chat: Twitch.tv/gearomatic

LIVE: Burglin' Gnomes for Charity... then Chained Beasts, Super Battle Golf twitch.tv/vinesauce

Dont forget to like comment and suscribe, This could be your name printing on the worlds crustiest printer

Scatterbrain Sunday: "Jerry, don't put that magnesium and beef tallow in the microwave" twitch.tv/greatzott

I keep forgetting the contractor working on our enclosed porch can definitely hear me loudly meowing at my cats.

Leucistic squirrel that lives around my house.

They like our storage tubs

Scatterbrain Sunday: "I tore my ACL, I am screaming in pain and agony!" "You're so silly daddy!" twitch.tv/greatzott

Every morning

Scatterbrain Sunday: “So are you having a Super Bowl party?” “Absolutely not. I am watching the game in the basement by myself." twitch.tv/greatzott

Hella cool thrifting find today. 1987 Spuds Mackenzie brass belt buckle.

Nope