Going into the egg section of Walmart to find that people are panic-buying eggs. What a strange, backwards and awful reality we live in.

Email list for all DOGE employees Please ReSkeet!

Why is this the best thing I've ever seen in a Walmart. Like, Dolly... you are a delight.

"I don't vaccinate. I have an immune system!" Battling infections damages your immune system due to the resources used to fight the infection. The immune system isn't a muscle. It's more like a mugshot. Vaccines are a safe way to obtain that information for your body without risk of damage.

He's the most regal in all the land

People who cringe at people who have hobbies and actively try to "humble" us are the people who need hobbies the most. Your life has gotta suck if you don't have something to be passionate about besides being angry all the time.

This is honestly the only pink dress I own. #lolitafashion #egl

Rich people don't deserve good things, I do.

ICE can gargle my piss. Carrying raids out on Native Americans is fucking wild.

Did we suddenly forget that Dave Grohl is an AIDS denialist, orrrr...?

I have 10 different pairs of scissors and four sets of x-acto knives. If there was anyone who could carve a bitch up, it would be me.

LadyintheRadiator coded characters

Once Bluesky makes an Instagram equivalent, it's over for you bitches.

My face is numb from anesthetic. Lord, save me from the urge to bite through my lower lip...

Loki earned $6 at the Isshocon flea market, so he gets 6 superworms. He's very proud of himself. #convention #Isshocon ##beardeddragon #reptile

Already plotting my next lineup! #cosplay #cosplayer #darksouls #bleach #panzerdragoon

#zafina #tekken #cosplay #isshocon

I lost, and I'm pretty sure the judges had a good laugh about me, but look at how cool i look! #isshocon #tekken #zafina

My lizard is more popular than I am, but that's okay. He's naturally better than me. #isshocon #beardeddragon #convention

Get ready for the next battle

Idk who needs to hear this, but the Raines of Castamere doesn't work as a revolution song for a few reasons.

Me too, little frog. Me too.

Does anyone else do an absurd amount of snacking when they're making a cosplay? I swear, I've eating a whole bag of chips and a bunch of soup. #cosplay #cosplayer

Goodbye, Meta. You are absolute garbage.

Sewing machine settings are a massive pain in the ass.

This is is actually coming along better than I expected. I was dreading making the top because it's a weird shape. #Tekken #cosplay #Zafina

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then so is Mean Girls.

My Frog Wizard plushie arrived. I am happy.

All I want for Christmas is more dead billionaires.

Be very afraid

Can't even tell people to "shut the fuck up" on Facebook anymore. Smh

I knew it would only be a matter of time before the sex bots showed up. 😒

Kylie Minogue as Cammy in Street Fighter. Honestly? She could still pull this look off. She didn't age a minute.

Aries has never seen snow before he was adopted, so he spent half an hour running around in the backyard in the snow.

At Bluesky, we call our posts "chemtrails." Thank you, and goodnight.

Behold! The leggies!!

And so begins a new era of griftubers trying to make Bluesky out to be a toxic hellscape.

Trying to find a similar lip color to this. Somehow, my brain can't comprehend the color.

Riding out of this bullshit like

The world is awesome. It's the people in it I can't stand.

>Watching Demon Slayer >Muzan's back story comes up Me: Oooh, so you're just a horrible person. I see. Cool, cool.

A (Small) List of Bands That I Enjoy: The Birthday Massacre Chelsea Wolfe Circa Survive Fiona Apple Deftones AFI Garbage Misfits Dresden Dolls Depeche Mode Siouxsie and the Banshees Rob Zombie Jack Off Jill Polkadot Cadaver/Dog Fashion Disco OhGr The Bolshoi The Cure

Meta: Well, you can either let us sell you shit, or you can delete your account!

"can your boyfriend do this?"

Crown Bouquet by Metamorphose This is a really good dress because you can wear it several different ways. Most of the embellishments are removable.

The implementation of block lists really is a good thing.

If someone offered me adventure beyond belief, I would say no. I am not built for adventure, I am built for tea parties in the garden and chaise lounges to conventiently be there to catch me when I faint from shock.

Good morning, Bluesky. Today, I'm doing homework. 😀

Just block and report Trump Trolls. They're so boring, it's not even worth arguing with them anymore. Literally the same shit over and over. "DURR HUUR, LIBERAL TEARS DURR HUUR TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT." Over it. 🙄