Pro tip when eating frozen breadsticks: add extra garlic powder, salt, and black pepper. Enjoy the amazing-ness.

My heart rate is high so it’s probably a bad idea to have a third cup of coffee after having two this morning and a tea. Not sure if the soda I had during lunch had caffeine or not.

GIANT CLEARANCE CAT TREE BEING DELIVERED TODAY! I hope the kitties love it! 🥰

Okay I’m like 160ish pages into Dungeon Crawler Carl and I totally understand the hype. This book is hilarious.

It is not even 9:00 AM and I am two coffees and one tea into today. But on the bright side, it’s Friday AND a three day weekend!

They say your pet says a lot about you: Maya has a weird sleep schedule, affectionate but also random at times, chonky and loves food, has two modes: playful and sleepy. Also likes affection but too much and she bites. Yeah…checks out.

I SHOULD eat my leftover chicken pot roast for dinner but I want a frozen pizza instead. Screaming Sicilian Holy Pepperoni Pizza really is the best frozen pizza.

Dear MAGA Christians, Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another." Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.

Oops. I went to bed at 7:30 and woke up at 2:30. Mistakes were made.

Totally normal to go to bed at 7:30 pm right?

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Looks like today is gonna be a repeat of Monday. Pray for me/send good vibes.

What’s your favorite Hazbin Hotel Season 2 song and why is it Brighter? ❤️

Today I found out there are book subscription boxes. RESTRAIN ME.

Phone call with doggo foster parent went well! Time to schedule a meet and greet to make sure she gets along with the cats!

Y’all, I made this tonight and it was so good. Would be better if I added potatoes next time.

I've been given an idea on appropriate punishments for a certain group of people

My over-stimulated ass yesterday:

I still feel like I’m recovering from yesterday’s trauma at work. Praying for a peaceful, slow day where I can mainly read with the occasional small project sprinkled in. Also, might talk to a doggo foster mom today to see if pupper might be a good fit. Fingers crossed.

Someone give me energy so I can meal prep my lunches. Making this 👀

Today has certainly been A DAY. Hiding under my weighted blanket as soon as I go home and greet my cats. ❤️

*screams into the void*

Might heck around at pet store and look at puppies I can’t afford. After looking at books of course

The hunt for a small dog who is good with kids and cats feels impossible. We really lucked out with Bailey. My heart misses her a lot.

Trying new recipes this week. Let’s see how it goes.

Basic tasks like changing a patio light bulb shouldn’t be super complicated but it is. We only need one patio light right? We don’t need two. Pffff.

Happy Birthday @piratehearts.com and @dphrygian.com !

Bye season pass. The whole reason why I went to Alamo was no phones during the movie. Thanks for helping me save a ton of money I would’ve spent on food and drink. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Hooo boy the Alamo Drafthouse Discord is blowing up today. Maybe DON’T allow phones during the movie since you know…you’re kinda famous and loved for enforcing no talking and texting during the film?

I feel personally attacked 😅

This game looks ridiculous and I must have it.

The ADHD mind without meds is like a hundred tabs are open, you can’t tell which one is playing music, you are unable to silence your machine, and someone is trying to have a serious discussion with you at the same time. This message brought to you by an unmedicated ADHD person.

Here are your rights if ICE knocks on your door

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

One of my pet peeves is frozen pizzas that list an odd number of servings. How are you cutting a pizza into fifths, Digiorno?

Looking at pictures of cute dogs to cheer me up.

If you are a Christian, and you cannot bring yourself to concede that a figure is capable of being wrong, that is idolatry; for you ascribing perfection to that which is not God, and this is very bad, and you need to change.

Seems relevant again

Anyone else after seeing Hazbin Hotel Season 2 you just want to cosplay as Alastor tied to the chair and just roll around the con?

Ha! One of my bosses knows I have cats so she gave me some extra treats. ❤️

*looks at news* Ah there it is. The reason why I read books. To escape reality.

First of all, how dare you. Did not need to see this bad news today

I just want to snuggle with my chonky cat, watch GDQ, and mindlessly scroll Bluesky. I SHOULD be doing dishes and laundry. Ugggghhh

I just saw a real estate sign that said free pizza with purchase of the house. Most. Expensive. Pizza. Ever.

As much as I want to DoorDash tacos for lunch, it would be significantly cheaper to just buy from the school cafeteria (forgot my lunch today). I suppose there are worse days to forget a lunch. Pizza day is always a good day

Trying a pimple patch for the first time and you seriously have to keep these things on for a minimum of 6 hours?! Let’s hope it works

Ordered my cookies! Order your cookies from a trans or nonbinary Girl Scout today!