Idk why my delusional self thought I would be fully recovered from freaking eye surgery the day after the procedure. I wanna go home and rest.

Trying to stay off Facebook because people already be posting spoilers for Hazbin Hotel Season 2. First episode has only been out a few hours! Chill people!!! I’ll try to watch tonight after work.

This was the eye procedure I had to do today. Relatively painless is a lie. It hurt a lot and it is beyond terrifying.

ALMOST HERE

Eye doctors make me uncomfortable. Today I learned eye procedures are FUCKING TERRIFYING.

Blood panel test came back and my lipid panel is lit up like a Christmas tree. Just in time for the holidays 🙃

Chomp

Cat has a fort now.

Hubby is cooking dinner! Rejoice! So happy I don’t have to cook tonight.

Snack of champions. Carrots, creamy pepper dip, energy drink.

Throat is starting to hurt though and y’all, I can not afford to be sick.

Mere minutes before she went crazy and biting my pants 🤣

Step 1: Enter a hot takes channel on Discord Step 2: Post a meme about hating mushrooms Step 3: Watch the fights break out.

The Halloween candy bucket. I spy some Buldak.

We are appealing to both big and little kids this Halloween. Plenty of variety of chocolate candies but also throwing in some ramen.

What if I filled up the Halloween Trick Or Treat bowl with ramen? I mean in this economy I would appreciate free ramen.

It all suddenly makes sense.

Today I should be productive but I have chosen laziness. At least until noon. Because Texas laws are weird and I can’t buy NA beer before noon on Sundays. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Where there is a box, there is a cat.

No one warned me that Target cupcakes slap. Especially refrigerated.

Someone should stop me from finding more books I want to read. My TBR has gone over the 80 mark.

I can predict my death. I will die choking on water going down the wrong pipe because holy crap it hurts so bad and I can’t stop coughing.

Kiddo had an awesome birthday party and got the two gifts he really wanted (thanks @piratehearts.com and @sbsmeyer.bsky.social )! Now to relax the rest of the day. Or maybe do laundry.

Breaking out the weighted blanket. I’m just too overwhelmed and emotional at the moment.

7 pee spots in the house today. I don’t think doggo is gonna make it much longer.

It is time to fall in love…and have some violence of course.

Forgive me, Chicago, I was not aware of your game

I just need to disassociate and stare at a movie theater screen. I still need to buy cupcakes for kiddo’s party tomorrow but I feel like I can do that tomorrow morning.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Seeing Chainsaw Man tonight so stay tuned.

Recruiters If you want to get people, call them We all hate phone calls but a non AI voice call I'm gonna trust more then a text, a email, or a message over LinkedIn Also a voicemail describing the position, doubly trusted

Doggo peed in the house three times this morning. Might need to invest in pee pads or a doggie diaper. I’m so tired y’all

Suffering from severe fatigue this whole week where no amounts of caffeine will work. I’m exhausted all the time. I just want to sleep when I get home.

That awkward moment when wearing your glasses strains your eyes so you take them off to rest but then you literally can not read or see anything.

Depends on my mood. Happy or neutral? Probably a 2. Angry about something that happened to me? Probably a 4. Angry about something that happened to my pets, husband, or child? 8. Don’t mess with me in that scenario.

Bluesky needs a poll option because I need y’all’s help to pick tonight’s kid friendly movie. I got a list going.

Pick one. I’m “over-caffeinated hermit witch.”

Doggo was struggling to walk on tile this morning but did fine on carpet. Went to the bathroom twice. Right when things are getting better she gets worse again 😢

I’m gonna start googling top G and PG rated movies to watch with kiddo that neither one of us have seen. Try to get him into more movies. Might start with Hidden Figures first. Kiddo loves math.

RICHARDSON DFW TICKETS PLEASE

I heard there's more Twitter people coming over here

No amount of caffeine will awaken me today.

Twitch thinking about implementing AI clipping tool, this means yalls voice is gonna be scraped. You better vote against it. twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92471... #twitch

If someone could please write propositions that we vote on in plain and easy to understand language without legal jargon that would be great. That way I know how to vote.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. My two boys from Danganronpa 2 are my OTP and I will always love them.

Diwali snacks! I only know what the samosa and the tamarind chutney are but I’m excited to try new things!

Go buy Guillotine. Literally one of my favorite books of all time.

I keep seeing a lot of hate for Gen Alpha’s obsession with “6,7.” Let kids be kids y’all. We had our own stupid brain rot as kids. Let this generation enjoy theirs.

It’s time for some wholesome yuri. ❤️