In a mood this Monday…I called out of work.

Biscuits and gravy at noon, yes please!

The nudes I just posted 😌

Oh yeah, I finally trimmed my bush if anyone wanted to judge my work 🤗

Pretty people stay in bed on Sunday mornings 🙂‍↕️

Now why am I craving ramen for breakfast at 8:30am?

Good morning to all hard cocks this morning, including mine!

A good shit will put me in a 15% better mood.

Thank you to everyone on the TL for avoiding DRUK content so I can watch in peace 🫶

Don’t you love being limp-wristed?

Bout to get wine drunk on some imported French wine from Bordeaux 🍷🍷🍷

I often blurt out “BIG FAT PUSSY!” in public, in the hopes that one day, someone will reply with a boisterous and confident “MUFASA!”

Sometimes I shoot my shot, and it doesn’t land! And that’s okay! We don’t have to be friends!

Giving myself a pat on the back for going to the gym 3 days in a row!

Need more friends to send nudes to also.

Woke up veeeeeery horny today smh

Some of y’all should probably just…log off and stay off social media.

Today will be a 3 cup of coffee day, I am calling it now.

A long and slow flip fuck would cure me rn.

The way in which I put my body through two back-to-back nights in the club?

Desire to be naked always, forced to work

Having a bush contest later tonight for any eligible participants!

Wedding round 2 was a success!

The smell of sweaty balls >>>>>>

I am beyond ready for fall! This heat can kiss my ass goodbye!

Not me posting loads on alt now..

I will now close my office door, turn off all the lights, and quick on my ambient noise for the last hour of the work day to wash away all the stress of this week 💆🏽

I promise myself I will finish this 700 page book if it’s the last mf thing I do 😤

Oomfies have such big cocks wow

So I guess I’ll just masturbate myself back to sleep then 😴

Going to my second ever NFL game today and I’m anxiously excited!

Now why am I awake at 4:30 in the morning 😭

4 hour long work retreat…on campus…on a Friday afternoon before classes start…what the actual fuck are we doing here?

Very much 5

Can’t go back to bed…think I might just masturbate to wake up now.

Well…it’s #FCF somewhere 🤷

Naked hotel selfies incoming just btw

I have been LIVING for the Slaysian Royale season 🤩. I need Bernie to take it all the way tbh; I hope to see her, Khianna, and Arizona Brandy in the finale 💅🏼

I am ‘today’ years old finding out that Stardew Valley is available for PlayStation..

Butts. Who else agrees?

My college bestie is getting married this weekend, and I am becoming more and more emotional envisioning the beauty of her ceremonies 🥹❤️

Craving hairy boy butt for breakfast tbh..

Good morning everyone! Happy Monday ❤️

Show me your dick!

I know I just finished my master’s…but tell me why I already want to go back to school?

Sitting here, twirling my bush.

Let me nibble that foreskin just a lil

Woke up craving cock for breakfast…who is serving me?

Currently reading a book over 600 pages…how do y’all do this for entire SERIES? 😭

Macy’s playing Addison Rae…which f*g is on the aux?