j(ay)
@hydrop0nicw33d.bsky.social
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CO born and raised. he/him. 27. entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️⚧️🍉
It’s not my fault that I have a fat cock!
about 16 hours ago
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Anxiously waiting for Slayyyter’s new album so I can go see her perform live for the 4th time 😍. She would then tie the record with Paramore for the artist/group that I’ve seen the most live.
about 17 hours ago
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Unloading b*lls d**p in some h*le? Yes please!
about 17 hours ago
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Who wants to collectively quit their jobs and move to the mountains off-grid?
about 18 hours ago
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My motivation to do well at work has been non-existent lately.
about 24 hours ago
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Heavy this morning.
3 days ago
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I fear I need to sleep for 48 hours straight to feel fully rested.
3 days ago
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Are we truly even friends if we haven’t seen each other naked?
6 months ago
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Unironically, I love hot dogs.
4 days ago
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Once upon a time, SZA followed me on Instagram after reposting my portait tattoo of her, and I will never forget when she called out my “randomly perfect nipple” 😭❤️
7 days ago
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Do I look like a muppet 🥺
7 days ago
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New Super Horny Person ™
7 days ago
What I wish I was doing with so many bloomfies
add a skeleton here at some point
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I would rather watch my friends cum than do work today.
7 days ago
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Sitting on my face would cure me.
7 days ago
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Headed to the boy aquarium again tonight for another tantalizing evening of watching sweaty men chase each other around the rink 🤩
8 days ago
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MS NOW
8 days ago
BREAKING: The Hennepin County District Attorney's office says they have jurisdiction to charge the ICE agent involved in the fatal Minneapolis shooting.
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Okay, but have you tried…I dunno, being GAY?!
8 days ago
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I simply need more Carly Rae Jepsen in my life.
8 days ago
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Really need to choke on a fat one soon…help a diva out!
8 days ago
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WFH, or as I lovingly call it, goon o’clock
10 days ago
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Woke up with the insatiable desire to have my balls drained.
10 days ago
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Rewatching DRUK Season 2 and it’s truly the epitome of drag television to me.
11 days ago
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Partner and I finally finished the entirety of Girls and all we can say is that Shoshanna was right all along.
11 days ago
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11 days ago
Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol
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2026 will be my last year living in Colorado, I’m claiming this.
15 days ago
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I am actually quite excited to participate in dry January this year…my poor liver needs a break.
15 days ago
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benny ✨
about 1 month ago
happy hump day 😚
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Good morning to everyone who woke up with a boner!
15 days ago
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Imaginary Philly Cheeseburger
15 days ago
If you’re reading this on January 1st, you’re gay for the rest of the year and probably your whole life 😘 Good luck 🥰
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More nudes in 2026 >>>>
15 days ago
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Today is reserved for video games and masturbation.
19 days ago
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Anyway, here’s my last
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of the year for you animals 🤪
21 days ago
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Coffee and astrology debrief with my mom and aunt this morning >>>>>>>
21 days ago
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Today I will be reading the entirety of Heated Rivalry while baking cinnamon rolls and not leaving the house 🤩
21 days ago
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Just took some really delicious pictures of my cock 🤪
21 days ago
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Need to have gay sex ASAP.
21 days ago
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Merry Christmas bloomfies! It’s been a ravishing year getting to connect with so many of y’all in so many ways. Wishing you and all of your loved ones a joyous end to the year ❤️
22 days ago
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The best presents I’ve received have been my mutual’s nudes.
23 days ago
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I know this relationship is not sustainable.
25 days ago
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Reading Game Changers…and oh my GOD, every steamy scene between Scott and Kip has me precumming in my shorts, full tea.
25 days ago
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Good morning! Let’s enjoy a lazy naked morning, shall we?
25 days ago
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Having a situationship from high school come hug me in the middle of the dance floor at the gay club was not in my bingo card for last night, but alas!
26 days ago
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Need to have an anal orgasm stat
27 days ago
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I just know that 2026 is going to bring a lot of change. And frankly, a lot of uncomfortable change. But change that is necessary to grow. To break the cycle of self-doubt and constant worry.
30 days ago
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Now who wants to watch my balls swing back and forth?
30 days ago
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Jerking off on company time >>>
about 1 month ago
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Working from home aka naked in bed all day 🤭
about 1 month ago
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So…I’m horny.
about 1 month ago
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#teambush
about 1 month ago
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OTTR 🦦
about 1 month ago
“Diva down” I whisper to myself
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