Some of y’all hype up the bare minimum.

I fear this is the best my bulge has ever looked.

I think I may honestly be poly..

Oomf nudes >>>>>> porn

Omg I love wearing a thong and having my whole bush stick out from underneath

Something so cathartic about sexting at work.

Sending ass/hole pics if you want in btw.

Shout out to all my bisexuals!

The caesar salad dip from Trader Joe’s has completely changed my life.

Watching a guy c*m on his own f*ce is the most magnificent sight.

4 mile run to ease back into training season 🥰

I fear Predictable Girl, Sushi, Cheap Hotel, and Stereo Boy will continue to have me in a chokehold all winter. On the other hand, I am a bit disappointed by Summer Walker’s newest album. Only to be said that “Still Over It” will never be topped by her again, I fear.

Well now I just have a ranging boner at work because of you all.

Fully going to cry myself to sleep listening to FKA Twigs and Summer Walker tonight.

Just ordered another new thong, let’s see if this works out better than the last.

I called tf OUT of work today. Yup! I sure did! And would do it again!

I also need to make French onion soup ASAP!

Need to eat someone’s son out from behind smh

i loved melted cheese on food makes my nipples hard.

I love having a meaty cock.

Manifesting a man who actually fucks my brains out.

My morning wood is trying to escape!

Superiority complex?

Yes I’m gay. Yes I’m cooked. Yes I’m unc. Yes I’m fat. Yes I’m neurodivergent. Yes I’m a gooner. Yes we exist.

Happy Monday!

I think I’ve only cum once so far in November…so much for non-stop nut smh

It’s a good day to be a Colorado Avalance fan.

Need me a breakfast burrito me thinks

Good morning everyone! Have a blessed day, and remember that you are beautiful and loved!

Need a good edge sesh on webcam again tbh…

Who has some boy butt I can munch?

First time working from home with NO meetings on my calendar whatsoever…what kind of shenanigans are we getting into today, divas?!

Any way, enough dick wagging in the mirror for tonight, lemme masturbate and head to bed 💤

I’m actually obsessed with all HBO originals, I cannot help myself.

How is online bullying a thing? Just…log off.

Please show me your bush. As a friend.

I was at the liquor store the other day, and homeboy at the counter was shook about how old I am (mind you, I’m 27) and he could not stop gassing me up! Telling me how I look years younger than his brother who is ALREADY younger than me (he’s 25) 😭

Just took a shit on company time 😘

What’s been your favorite new music find lately girls?

Oh my god, I am HORNY this morning.

I cannot wait to see Slayyyter again.

Showcasing bush and a bit of the shaft never hurt a friendship… just saying

The chokehold that Zara Larsson has on me right now…

Still craving raw sex…put me in jail

Woke up ridiculously horny today…and no time to jerk off before work…send help.

Hung and hungover…love this for me.

Unpopular opinion: I like the drive to the airport in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Very sad to be back at work today instead of on the couch finishing Silent Hill f 😭

Let’s have some gay sex!