kickin' back dad style w/ @nicholasryder.bsky.social

Another day going commando because of this heat.

Life update: I GOT A NEW JOB 🥹🎉.

Methinks I need to stroke on cam with some bros today 🤔

I bought vinyls and weed with my birthday money, just as god intended 🙂‍↕️

Now why the fuck am I awake at 5am on a Saturday?

Time to sit in front of the tv naked, AC on full blast, burrito in hand, and Drag Race on the tv 😋

Giving celebratory blowjobs to my man for graduation 🎉🎓

So I know I talked about choking the chicken before bed…but now I fear the chicken must be revived and choked yet again.

Okay, time to nut and pass out ✌🏼

sunny

I should freeball more often..this is actually quite comfortable.

Well that was a fun game to watch!

The whole TL on some Nintendo gig right now

So…I am very hard this morning.

I love sending morning nudes to my mutuals 😋

Lining up for the foreskin twirling competition.

It’s time to crank hog!

How’s everyone enjoying their weekend so far?!

Oomf has me drenched in precum in my work clothes…

Watching Shrek 2 after attending FanExpo is truly the perfect way to spend a Sunday.

Anyone else’s balls hanging suuuuper low today?

Me and three other people in the office today…why are we here?!

Good morning! I am stroking before work, what’s new?

I love an exclamation point! I really do!

Did you cum today?

Drinking beer. Watching hockey. Feeling masc.

I need Kehlani to go ahead and announce those tour dates so I can buy me and my sisters tickets 🙂‍↕️

Leaving work early today (Friday), no work on Monday, and working from home Tuesday. It seems I played my cards right 😋

I called out of work today, so who’s coming over for a movie day?

Make some noise if you love bisexuals!

I refuse to pay for lunch working on a college campus. There are simply too many ways to secure a free meal.

There’s just something so tantalizing about having sex in your office.

Some people truly are the worst at carrying a conversation…I hate being the only person asking questions!

Good morning!

BRB calling out of work the rest of this week to do an Alien franchise marathon.

I fucking love soup!

I love feeling a semi come on while I’m wearing my tight work pants hehe. The bulge is tiiiight.

I need to use my letterboxd more…I stay watching but never documenting smh.

Don’t talk to me unless you’ve got bush.

Pendulous, just like my balls.

Pull my briefs to the side and get to work this morning.

I’m a simple man who enjoys simple things. Take all you can eat wings, for instance.

Bar down the street is hosting viewing parties for AS11 each Friday…but is it worth it?

I’ll take girth over length aaaaany day.

I need to move to Chicago by the end of next summer.

Now why am I crying listening to AOTY, Golden Hour, in my office right now?

Hand went straight to my cock this morning.

Waking up to a snow day notification >>>>>