It’s not my fault that I have a fat cock!

Anxiously waiting for Slayyyter’s new album so I can go see her perform live for the 4th time 😍. She would then tie the record with Paramore for the artist/group that I’ve seen the most live.

Unloading b*lls d**p in some h*le? Yes please!

Who wants to collectively quit their jobs and move to the mountains off-grid?

My motivation to do well at work has been non-existent lately.

Heavy this morning.

I fear I need to sleep for 48 hours straight to feel fully rested.

Are we truly even friends if we haven’t seen each other naked?

Unironically, I love hot dogs.

Once upon a time, SZA followed me on Instagram after reposting my portait tattoo of her, and I will never forget when she called out my “randomly perfect nipple” 😭❤️

Do I look like a muppet 🥺

What I wish I was doing with so many bloomfies

I would rather watch my friends cum than do work today.

Sitting on my face would cure me.

Headed to the boy aquarium again tonight for another tantalizing evening of watching sweaty men chase each other around the rink 🤩

BREAKING: The Hennepin County District Attorney's office says they have jurisdiction to charge the ICE agent involved in the fatal Minneapolis shooting.

Okay, but have you tried…I dunno, being GAY?!

I simply need more Carly Rae Jepsen in my life.

Really need to choke on a fat one soon…help a diva out!

WFH, or as I lovingly call it, goon o’clock

Woke up with the insatiable desire to have my balls drained.

Rewatching DRUK Season 2 and it’s truly the epitome of drag television to me.

Partner and I finally finished the entirety of Girls and all we can say is that Shoshanna was right all along.

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

2026 will be my last year living in Colorado, I’m claiming this.

I am actually quite excited to participate in dry January this year…my poor liver needs a break.

happy hump day 😚

Good morning to everyone who woke up with a boner!

If you’re reading this on January 1st, you’re gay for the rest of the year and probably your whole life 😘 Good luck 🥰

More nudes in 2026 >>>>

Today is reserved for video games and masturbation.

Anyway, here’s my last #fcf of the year for you animals 🤪

Coffee and astrology debrief with my mom and aunt this morning >>>>>>>

Today I will be reading the entirety of Heated Rivalry while baking cinnamon rolls and not leaving the house 🤩

Just took some really delicious pictures of my cock 🤪

Need to have gay sex ASAP.

Merry Christmas bloomfies! It’s been a ravishing year getting to connect with so many of y’all in so many ways. Wishing you and all of your loved ones a joyous end to the year ❤️

The best presents I’ve received have been my mutual’s nudes.

I know this relationship is not sustainable.

Reading Game Changers…and oh my GOD, every steamy scene between Scott and Kip has me precumming in my shorts, full tea.

Good morning! Let’s enjoy a lazy naked morning, shall we?

Having a situationship from high school come hug me in the middle of the dance floor at the gay club was not in my bingo card for last night, but alas!

Need to have an anal orgasm stat

I just know that 2026 is going to bring a lot of change. And frankly, a lot of uncomfortable change. But change that is necessary to grow. To break the cycle of self-doubt and constant worry.

Now who wants to watch my balls swing back and forth?

Jerking off on company time >>>

Working from home aka naked in bed all day 🤭

So…I’m horny.

“Diva down” I whisper to myself