Look, im not outta my house after 9pm, idc what it is. 5:50 still give her an hour to get ready, go to dinner and make it back before the carriage turn back into a pumpkin. Im with the ladies on this one 😔

6 shots of espresso and oatmilk

Im convinced the internet is 80% made of cokeheads and schizophrenics

Boots gives me OITNB vibes, which is a huge compliment, but Greg Cope gives me Piper Chapman vibes which is not.

Idc what anybody say, I thoroughly enjoy Jared Leto's acting

I truly TRULY hate thay this is one of the funniest things Ive ever read😂

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I know im late but I slept on The Book of Clarence.

Something I noticed about the yt political content creators on tik tok is that some are angry at people that are happy or relieved. It's because his rhetoric had no actual affect on their lives but his potential death means THEY could now be targeted. They angry because NOW they can be affected too.

It has been very difficult to get my mother to go to the hospital to get treatment for her mental health and every single time it has been a white nurse that has been impatient or condescending making my job 10x harder.

Imma throw in a hot take and go American Pie 2

11th grade and he was the first teacher to call me out on my purposeful waste of my potential. He was not for my bullshit. At. All. 😂

Uber really just destroyed a whole transportation industry huh. Watching cabs go extinct in real time was crazy.

I hope Kid Cudi never stops making music. It makes my soul feel good to listen to anything he drops.

Is there a term for having a profoundly Irrational Lack of Patience?

Somebody asked a couple of they were from the state on my license plate cause they were by my car and (taking pictues of something else, not my car). Mind you im sitting in the driver seat and they can SEE me! My windows down and sunroof open, why would you LOUDLY assume this is these people car 😒

Agreed. At season 13 it gets emmy worthy with the storylines imho

Man there really hasn't been any generational comedy movie in like over a decade. I really liked "One of Them Days" but even that was fairly forgettable. Where the hell is the next Will Ferrell, Steve Carroll, Romany Malco, Craig Robinson, etc.

If you think I wont hop in my car a drive 10 hours right now, you are sorely mistaken 🚙🏃🏿

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This might, hands down, be the funniest answer possible.

....Im still gone watch it 🤦🏿

Not only can it be taught, you should be actively learning what good sex means for the partner you're with (as good sex is subjective depending on what you like).

Imma be honest I got two nephews whose names I can't even remember as im typing this so im not that mad.

Bro, i think id like to see Trick Williams vs PCO in a Hardcore match for the title. Baptize Trick in fire like Foley and Randy Orton. Lets talk about it

Batman and Robin. Ik people don't like Nipple Batman but DAMN was Mr. Freeze a good villain

I feel most people look at black peoples success in America like this: 1+1=2. But they never try and see the real equations: 2∫∞0(x(k−1)∗e(−x/θ))/(Γ(k)θk) dx=2. While the results may be the same, how we made it to that result was different and that difference matters.

Im more interested that Jon Bellion dropped a new album than Lil Wayne if im bein honest

Does anybody else play COD without aim assist or crosshairs? I actually do pretty good without em. Almost consistently in the top 2 in kills.

I thought I was out of good medical shows to watch and was gonna be forced to start watching Grey's. Just started the Pitt and its scratching that itch 😩

LEARN. A. TRADE!

I should've bought bitcoin when it was .01 cents instead of learnin: Iain'tneverhad nobodyshowmeallthethings thatyoudoneshowedme AndthespecialwayIfeelwhen youholdmeWegon'alwaysbe together,baby,that's what you toldmeAndIbelieveit'causeIain't neverhadnobodydomelikeyou

In my defense my job is helping with Tornado relief so id feel bad about taking the day off 🥲

I disrespectfully agree 😈

Ive literally been sittin here tryna put into words my disgust at niggas cappin hella hard for DDG, Tory and every other abusive nigga they dick ride. If you niggas put that same energy into not being BUMS, our community might actually have a chance.

Idk if im weird and it's normal for everybody else, but I don't spend MY time constantly talking about people I don't like.

I don't want to call Nathan Fillion underrated but I dont feel like its highlighted enough how much character he brings TO his characters (if that makes sense).

This was my morning before school show. Would get up and hour earlier to make sure i got two episodes in 😂

Which number would "There's no music playing in these head phones, im just wearing them with noise canceling on so you don't talk to me," be?

Realizing that the majority of people are just fuckin stupid is both an eye opener and a gateway to depression.

Having Biracial twink energy 40 yes ago is impressive 👏🏿

Might be my pops tbh, with me as a close second.

Like the cheeks of our goddess, let us clap our hands in prayer 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿

I feel like side scrollers are so underrated. Ive definitely under estimated how much fun they still are, even in a AAA dominated gameosphere.

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To put into perspective how MASSIVE Randy Orton is, he's two inches taller and 20lbs heavier than Brock Lesnar...

Yup. If they Not like us, treat they opinions like oxygen in a vacuum. Non-existent.

The way I have Apple, Netflix, Hulu, Paramount+, Peacock, Max, Disney Plus, Prime Video, Crunchyroll, Youtube, Twitch Subs....but im tryna save tho 🙄

Did we all really just let Tyga get away with dating a 16 yr old Kylie Jenner all because they say they didn't have sex until she was legal? Like we ALL saw that happen right?!?!?

Im not a 17 yr old girl so mine won't be an issue