Supreme Court of the United States
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if you can't tell this is a satire account, I can't help you
we’re gonna do our own Tiny Desk concerts but they’re all gonna be chumbawumba covering crazy frog ringtones
2 months ago
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we’ve voted on our preferred outcomes for Iran: - 6 votes for complete extermination - 3 votes for complete extermination followed by Iranian food for lunch
2 months ago
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this is beyond upsetting. we should be pumping these fumes DIRECTLY into the last living northern white rhinos
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2 months ago
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who’s horny for justice?! <airhorns>
2 months ago
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brent kavanaugh is hard at work again
9 months ago
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it says in the constitution that “Donald Trump can do whatever he wants frfr”
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12 months ago
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taking out the pope is the first cool thing jd vance has ever done
about 1 year ago
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if the government shuts down toilet plumbing will reverse
over 1 year ago
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“Hemorrhoids are a sign of hard work and should be rewarded” - Brett Kavanaugh
over 1 year ago
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neil gorsuch huffs milk
over 1 year ago
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Piss is great! (sponsored post)
over 1 year ago
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if 1 person likes this post we’ll nuke the Galápagos Islands
over 1 year ago
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scientists won’t tell you this but a fish actually rots from its dick to its butthole
over 1 year ago
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we dropped acid and turned all our national parks into Jamiroquai museums
over 1 year ago
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joe biden pees laying down
over 1 year ago
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We thought you should hear it from us first: Former President Trump wrote off $800k worth of JNCO jeans on his taxes claiming they were for “mental health”
over 1 year ago
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our fans rolling up to Not Knowing Where The Clitoris Is
over 1 year ago
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