Mitsue nodded their head in understanding. “Yep! Just a thing to keep workers safe from harassment, you know 🖤?”

“A~h, sorry, darling! No touching allowed on the clock. Though, after hours, maybe!”

Mitsue hummed softly as they stared at Bill for a moment, then smiled. “Thanks! I appreciate the compliment.” They downed their shot.

“Mean! I don’t like being lied to. That’s very mean of you, darling.”

“Hmm… I guess that’s true… But what do you get out of lying to me, though?” they pouted.

“Huh. I see… It sounds cool! Should you really be telling me this, though?” they tilted their head a little. “Won’t it get you in trouble?”

Mitsue doesn’t think too much of the disclosures of the job. After all, they’re rather used to drinking with high class people like celebrities and politicians. “O~h? That sounds neat. Is it a dangerous job? It sounds like it, but all I know is stuff from the movies.” they laugh.

“Two? Got it!” They sauntered off to go grab two shots of the requested drink. It didn’t take long for them to reappear and sit next to Bill, smoothing out the dress they wore after sitting down. “So~, how have you been~?” they grinned.

“Couple of shots, huh? How many exactly? Four?” A genuine question. They needed to know how much to charge. “Mm~, nope! Not yet. Why? Trying to take me out?” they teased.

They giggled at the fake compliment, not caring in the slightest that it was only sarcasm. “We sure do! You want a glass or the whole bottle to share?”

“Heehee—🖤, does my beauty captivate you?” they teased, their grin widening. “What can I get you, sir?”

Mitsue, having been the hostess now in charge of serving Bill, walked up with a bright smile. “Hello, my name is Mitsue and I’ll be your— oh! Hi! It’s you!!”

“Nope! No autographs needed! Just wanted to prove I’m not a liar!” They turned back in a flash of light, a triumphant smile on their red painted lips. “See, see? I’m the real deal!”

Ah. They immediately shapeshifted into an exact copy of Bill. “Well? How do I look?” they grin.

Mitsue has taped googly eyes on everything in { reader }’s home… How did they get the opportunity to do that!?

“Hey! I may be flat right now, but I’m a shapeshifter, so I can be whatever!” A small pause. “Not like I care to be your type.”

“I’m s~o not trying to date Tomio! If this is your weird way of flirting with me, it’s vaguely working!” They placed their hands on their hips. “Take me on a date and maybe I’ll forget about him!” g r i n.

“Wh— no way! That doesn’t mean I wanna date him! That’s just what friends do!” Hardly, but go off, Mitsue. “Besides, I don’t like him like that and he doesn’t like me like that! We’re just super good friends. He’s my beloved darling.” … No comment.

“… Is this implying you think I fucked my best friend???” They let go at least, but they’re pouting. “I don’t wanna fuck Tomio. Or date Tomio.” Friendzoned!

“Emo crush? You don’t look emo. Are you emo?” they tilted their head a little.

“Nooo!!! Hey!!!” Oop. They’re shaking him.

They grin widely, feeling accomplished. “See? That wasn’t so hard!” They’re still holding into his arm.

“Then perceive me!!!” What an annoying woman.

“NOOOO!! You gotta open them! Open them!!!” They whine and immediately latch onto Bill.

“There we go!!”

“It is trans day of visibility today, therefore I must be incredibly visible to you all 🖤!”

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“Longest relationship I’ve had so far. Not a lot of people enjoyed me being a hostess.” they shrugged.

“Uwahh, I dunno why I thought you looked so familiar… Weird… Sorry about that!”

“Heehee—🖤, definitely! I’m always happy to be able to spend time with you like this.”

“Has it been? Well, hopefully it’ll be just as good as the first time watching it!” they nodded in agreement with themselves.

Mitsue hurriedly sat down at the couch, plopping down. “Yeah!!” they grinned. They reached over to the table to grab the remote and turned on the movie.

“O~h?” They placed a hand to their lips to hide their smile. “I think I see what you’re getting at here.” they laugh.

“Besides eating and watching a movie with you? Nope! I got nothin’~.” they clasped their hands together.

“…..” They slowly stood up straight before a wide smile formed on their face. “I’m Mitsue!” they beamed.

“…Who’re you??” they asked, pursing their red painted lips.

Mitsue let out a giddy laugh into the kiss, pressing their body against his. “Mm! Of course! No need to rush anything.”

“The fact I’m 𝙉𝙊𝙏 getting cuddled and loved on right now? A crime. A felony, even.”

“Eh?” Mitsue stared for a moment, their golden eyes on Edge before— “Oh, shit!! I don’t know you either!!” They immediately jump back as if getting burned. How overdramatic…

Mitsue’s pouty expression didn’t last long until they beamed up at Ross, grinning widely. “You forget that I’m, like, 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 popular in my line of work. Don’t worry, I can pull my own weight too!” They gave a small squeeze to his hand before letting go. “I love you, so it’s no issue.”

𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ okay did that—

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𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ gonna try do the pinned before work. sorry for incoming spam

Sneaking up behind { reader } and placing her hands against their eyes. “Gue~ss who!”

𝘊𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘮.ᐟ ㅤ also need to fix up mitsue’s pinned infos to match my other accs…. fml

“Guess who’s back!?” they grin.

Mitsue puffed out their cheeks and pouted, grabbing onto Ross’ hand and swinging a bit. “I don’t mind any of it. Well, I mean, don’t get me wrong— it would be nice to have you around more, but I know what I signed up for.”

Mitsue let out a giddy giggle as they’re spun around, their hands on Adam’s shoulders. “I’m so happy for you, darling!”

Cue a big dumb grin. They’re so proud….