Trains were invented to give men a reason not to go to therapy and blame everything on the -tism. That's how I know I'm evolved. I go to therapy AND play with trains.

Everyone tells me how much they hate the Avatar movies, and they just keep cruising past a billion dollars in revenue. I think a bunch of you are closet Avatar fans.

Greenland 2? Humans being destroyed by nature? Yes please. I'll be there Thursday, who's in?

Wait, wait, wait. So we *can* arrest presidents and hold them accountable for crimes in US courts, but just not OUR OWN president? Is that how this works now?

lol lies

Literally had to just go tell kids to stop riding their e-bikes on my lawn. I'm officially that guy now. Happy 2026.

I fucking love this take. For most of my post-college life I've been unable to watch college football/basketball because the inherent unfairness was impossible to rationalize away. They have always been professional athletes. Pay them more. Treat them well.

This is my 50th of these, and I can honestly say I've never had a year end as such an abject disaster after starting with so much promise. A year ago this week I was introduced to the person who was supposed to be my step-daughter, by the woman who was supposed to be my person. We were so close.

It's all a lot of oysters but no pearls.

Best Christmas present I got this year. And yes it does just suck. This was not the plan. This was not what I was promised. That's life, huh? Gotta figure out what the next plan is. And then the next.

As someone who manages an international team, it's distressing to see worker protections that are standard in other countries simply not exist here. Not just don't exist, the basic concept of some of those protections feel entirely impossible in this reality. What I wouldn't give for a tech union.

Celine: "Memories are a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past." - Before Sunset

To the surprise of no one, the beautiful one from Frisco is a little broken and going to take some time and effort to get running like it should. Luckily, that's my specialty, it seems.

Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.

Beautiful ladies. 😍 youtube.com/shorts/8b910...

My entire life as a Diet Mt. Dew consumer has been preparing me for this. I need it.

If rapists getting punched in the face is something one can request for Christmas, I have someone in mind. 🙏🏼🎄🎁👊🏼

I have digital accounts older than some of my co-workers. My Hotmail account was opened pre-acquisition in early 1997. My eBay account is only a little over a year older. I never thought I'd be the age I always imagined old people were.

This is so good. www.instagram.com/reel/DSbQhZc...

I'm seeing "Don Davis" and "voted with Republicans" far too much these days. Someone primary this man, please.

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You never know how much of this kind of reporting is fed by one side or the other, but if this is even half right the Clipper have proven they are a terrible franchise that has no idea how to win. Every exec and coach on that roster needs to be purged. Just start over. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

How it started, how it's going. First post of 2025, today. It was not, dear reader, the year I stopped being so easy to take advantage of. Not at all. Not one bit.

I don't remember a single thing about this post, and I'm not on the bad site anymore so I can't look back and see what the discussion was, but I couldn't be more grateful that this content disappeared when the company was acquired. I retroactively apologize. 😂 #younganddumb #startuplife

One tenet for life that has never let me down is that anything Matty Y suggests doing is something you shouldn't do under any circumstances if you are a kind and decent human.

One of the OG social media evergreen posts. Every day this seems to apply.

So many people are going through a very difficult time right now, but they still have to show up for work or school like it's any other Monday. Please be kind to each other, and give each other a little extra space today. If someone is a little quick to over-react, please respond with kindness.

I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.

Okay Monday, what the actual fuck? Can you be done now, I get the point. It's 11am and I've gotten all I can handle for today. Come back and punch me some more tomorrow, I'll be here.

Sen. Chuck Grassley has been in Congress since 1975. That's the year I was born. I'm 50 years old. I don't care about the reputation you built three generations ago, just die or retire. Or both. ☠️ Look at who is standing up for him in this piece. Just go away already. apnews.com/article/gras...

I get myself the best Christmas gifts. 🧦👟

I want to be as good at anything as Hayden Christensen is with a lightsaber.

Today already sucks.

*long inhale* . . . . *long sigh* Okay, made it.

We can't do a lot as individuals to change an entire culture, but I promise there's one abused child out there that you know of whose entire life would be changed if you stood up for her. 🫶

For the train people who need landscape video. Let's go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxM-...

*looooong exhale* Fine. Let's get started. Made it.

Seeing your Spotify Wrapped only to realize how much music she ruined for you is a new sensation. I don't recommend it to anyone.

She is this good, and you do want to work for her.

*deeeeeeeeep sigh* Still here.

*sigh* Made it to another Monday. Cheers.

Jesus. What have I been doing with my life?

OH: "People don't avoid conversations when they have nothing to hide, they avoid them when they know the truth ruins the image they built to protect their own ego." Louder, please, for the people in the back.

Kudos to @tmobilesupport.bsky.social who did a great job helping me clean up some old devices on my account on what has to be an incredibly busy day. Almost no wait, super helpful agent, everything is taken care of.

Word.

It's hard to be thankful today, even when I know that millions of people would love to have my bad days. I'm working hard to get my gratitude and grace back. I'm working on it.

Just feels appropriate for no particular reason.

The saddest thing I can imagine is someone who has all of the resources and support they could ever want, and who still feels trapped and scared and alone. 😢💔