Now remember: if we all re-up our Disney+ subscriptions and restart planning on our Winter Disney vacations, we'll teach corporations that terrible decisions are easily reversible with no consequences.

HOLY SHIT I SAW ONE OF THOSE IN A REALLY GOOD MOVIE THIS MOVIE MUST BE EVEN BETTER

So are we supposed to forgive Disney if they re-hire Kimmel because they want our money so much?

50 years ago today- September 20, 1975- was also a Saturday. And the network that would one day bend the knee to tyranny had no idea they were debuting 2025's most essential meme. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R1t...

*I've* hated Disney since Rise of Skywalker. www.newsweek.com/disney-plus-...

I don't understand news anymore.

This administration is so right-wing that a host of "The Man Show" is too woke for their comfort level. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

As long as he's got some sort of credentials.

A good question for everyone who's still MAGA is "If Bill Clinton is found to have abused children, do you support the death penalty for him?" Then just let the conversation go where it goes.

These kids today with their A.I. In my day we had to make up our own useless bullshit.

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

Sesame Street shouldn't use AI to generate videos until the technology improves.

VADER: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. TARKIN: Well, our plan was to blow up Alderaan, but we could just send you there. You can come back when everyone's dead. VADER: Except for hold on because wait

Shit. Not now.

So who gets custody of the 24-inch pythons

I didn't know it took so long to not add something.

Next up for Walt Disney Productions: Live-action The Aristocats Live-action Fun And Fancy Free Live-action That Thing Where Donald Duck Learns About Math Live-action The Opening Credits To 'Honey I Shrunk The Kids' Live-action The Cartoon Parts Of Who Framed Roger Rabbit

I highly recommend Dave Barry's "The Femur in the Root Cellar".

...and so ends my 1,470-day, no-freeze Duolingo streak. Gracias pero no gracias, Duo. [delete] fortune.com/2025/05/20/d...

I sometimes wonder if these guys' skeletons are still somewhere on the Falcon.

1980s advertising was the golden age of fruit slices being thrown through flowing ribbons of water against a bright gradient background.

Every media outlet in the United States, ESPECIALLY every corporate media outlet, needs to have every editor and producer in the building asking themselves right now, “Does every component of our public-facing presence—internet, print, TV, radio, podcast, ads—reflect this dire moment? Yes or no?”

Okay, streaming services that are free, but you get ads in the middle of a sentence and then the show doesn't pick up where it left off, was a nice experiment but we can stop that shit right now.

How long before it's been a fascist dystopia so long that it feels normal? Because right now it sucks.

If we save "Coyote vs. Acme" by making "The Day the Earth Blew Up" a blockbuster, it will teach studios that they can generate huge opening weekends by framing it as activism / emergency.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FLBRBLBGLBMNGRBLBDB I'M JESUS AND SATAN

Sláinte. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsq0...

Free tip for anyone making a Strawberry Shortcake porn parody: have a guy in it called Banana Cream Pie.

😩SCTV costume designer Juul Haalmeyer is dancing, astonishingly poorly, in Heaven today. Go make God cringe, Juul.

Society's grown so cruel that the segments set in Mr.Rogers' house feel like Make-Believe.

It's everything you love about '80s Popples, only now they're here to feast on your bone marrrow!

If you'd told me 20 years ago that in 2025, a four-year-old named "X Æ A-Xii" would be a regular guest at the White House, I would have conceded that it sounds very futuristic.

Literally got an email advertising computer programming courses with the subject line "The Courses They Don’t Want You to Know About!"

The 2020s are now 51% over.

Pretty suspicious that most of the people gushing about the magic of books and reading are authors.

Late Groundhog Day, and the Ghost of Christmas Past still reaches out from the grave.

Fun fact: the demonym for Punxsutawney is "Punxsutawney Resident".

Do not doubt that God is merciful. Because he'll remember.

Nostalgic for when Long National Nightmares lasted two years and burglary was the primary crime.

All I'm saying is, someone ought to look into this Trump guy, just to make sure he's on the up-and-up.

I may have Tourettes Syndrome, but Tourettes Syndrome doesn't balls piss.

A saying attributed to Ed Wynn holds that a comic says funny things, but a comedian says things funny. Then there was Jeff, who apparently watched "Mad TV", wrote down whatever lines got the loudest laughs, and tried to work them into conversations later stripped of context and performance.

Christmas still desperately hanging on by its fingernails down at the Stop & Shop on Atlantic & Flatbush.

Mom: "We have Hitler at home"

Watching a black-and-white movie is the reading a book of watching movies.

Remember: You have the First Amendment right to criticize the First Lady. She legally cannot retaliate by slicing an "M" into your clothing with her rapier.