Guys, I have to confess something I’m the one keeping Arby’s in business. It’s me

I am off my antidepressants now and I thought it’d bring my horny back but alas I am dry as hell rn

Gonna need rubs on more than just my tummy today

My back shots sound like bongooooooos 🥁🥁🥁

Red velvet cookies

What if we swapped head in the Denny’s parking lot 👉👈

“Walk around the house butt naked, and I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior”

Really enjoying the tummies today everybody

If you haven’t watched any animated Star Wars, I highly reccommend it. Some of them have rough starts, but altogether I’d say basically all of the animated shows are bangers

No matter how many mediocre live action Star Wars shows Disney makes, they will never be able to kill my love for Star Wars

Crazy what all you can accomplish when you’re procrastinating something much more important

Yall Noah Kahan’s new album is FUCKED UP good

So you gonna hop in the shower with me or what? We got the locker room to ourselves for the time being

I just hit submit on my master’s thesis 😬

White people taco night ❌ White peiple burrito night ✅

Accepting husbands in this trying time.

Happy Tummy Tuesday I am extremely busy today but if someone wanted to touch tummies I would drop everything

All I really want is a dick to suck tonight, and the apps—they are not cooperating

Me and whom

A very late night FCF since I’m horny and can’t sleep after hitting up the bars this evening

One reason I would theoretically like a partner is to show them when I make really good meals The quesadilla fucks

I’m watching Buffy for the first time, and it’s interesting to be reminded of what TV show effects used to look like before streaming platforms starting pouring billions of dollar into every show they make

Tummy Tuesday for your pleasure

Why is it so difficult to find tennis shoes that fit me online jesus fucking christ

I am once again requesting this, as my day hath been long and arduous, and the weight of another may bring my soul great comfort

I’ve read five books so far this year. I may not be fast, but I am consistent. First time reading this one, and I am now very tired of reading about battles lol.

My cock is fat and so is my heart :3

Chat, I don’t wanna jinx anything, but I’m kinda killing it at life right now I got self-improvement out the wazoo

Feeling some type of way today

Happy tummy tuesday Anybody wanna lay down directly on top of me? Thanks

Update 4/6: I did my onboarding for a new job today, but I'm apparently not starting until next week. this royally screws me over as far as paying for another month in the room before the 17th. I really don't wanna be on the streets just when I found a good job, so anything helps!

I almost forgot, I took this earlier this week and saved it for FCF. So enjoy, night time scrollers!

Siblings or dating but it’s Wario and Waluigi

I forgot how horny you get after working out 😵‍💫

Got up early to go exercise for the first time in like two years, pls clap

My chicken breast looks like a butt plug

FCF makes me want to suck a dick so bad 😩

THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL

I will block you if you post about watching that one show based on the books by that one hag

Peener

MOBIUS DIGITAL DROP ANOTHER GAME AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Is it tummy tuesday already? Well get over here and give me some rubs, then

Are normal people walking around day by day, confident that their friends like them and want to talk and hang out with them?

Making my first sourdough starter what should I name her

I’ll supply the humps, who’s supplying the humping?

I demand tummy rubs 😠

“Hole pics” but it’s just my belly button

I probably shouldn’t like Texas as a slutty nonbinary communist, but damn if it ain’t nice to just be home

I am returned Hopefully this can make up for my absence on FCF

I’m in a state with annoying age verification laws atm, so I can’t post/see lewds. And I can’t read DMs, fyi, in case any of my friends are trying to reach me