I am thoroughly enjoying FCF today, but who is going to be enjoying mine?

Had a dream my dentist chased me through a Walmart trying to kill me I knew it. Dentists ARE evil!

I’m careful to not name the books I’m reading in my posts to try and prevent them from breaking containment. It did not work this time. Hopefully newcomers read my bio lol

The ninth book I’ve read this year, and the fastest one so far: read it in just three sittings. Truly impossible to put down, and I hear every book just gets better for here. I am hyped.

Lemon bars ❌ Lemon cups ✅

Some morning wood for your FCF

I keep having extremely hot car salesmen and having to remind myself to separate my attraction to them from my evaluation of the cars 😀

God I love a mustache

“Happy” 4th

Bring back TV shows having tiny budgets and 22 episode seasons

I think I saw the single hottest man I’ve ever seen today and it’s got me feeling some type of way

Eighth book of the year complete As a life-long Star Wars fan and lore junkie, it was very cool to read a book that predates even the prequels trilogy, and so differs from the now well-established lore in all sorts of interesting ways I am once again requesting a sugar daddy to help buy book 2 🙃

Quick someone help distract me

Need a sugar daddy to fund my book and video game buying habits

The latest hindrance in my attempts to eat healthier: homemade cinnamon chips

What’s the science behind severe thunderstorms exclusively happening in the middle of the night

Happy belated Father’s Day

Hey I’m actually kinda horny today, that’s nice

Great, I didn’t feel like sleeping anyways thanks

It really grinds my gears when people are aggressively horny in the replies of posts that’s aren’t intrinsically horny

Seventh book of the year complete I actually read this like a year ago, but I already forgot everything and decided to re-read it before moving on to the next ones Its so damn fun. You think it’s gonna be overly cheesy and cliche, and then before you know it you’re invested & laughing ur ass off

My sex drive does this fun thing where it disappears for months sometimes, so that’s what’s up with me lately. And during pride month too—homophobic is what that is

Persona 6 announcement is really depressing cause you know that it’s not coming out for years. IMO, a reveal with no gameplay is a bad reveal. Just look at Elder Scrolls 6! Other than that, I’ve been loving SGF so far

I’m feeling that feeling where I’m getting super into a show but can’t go looking up videos about it cause I’m too afraid of spoilers so I just have to sit there with my thoughts like 🙂

I really enjoyed backrooms, it gave me the exact eerie/uncanncy feeling I was hoping for. It is true that it ends pretty abruptly, but for my money that doesn’t make the experience any worse

You know what day it is? 😇

Yall this soundtrack fucks

I really want a cuddle tn

“It isn’t easy being the son of Jabba the Hutt 😔🥀” - a REAL line of dialogue from The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

Seeing Obsession and Mando in the same night really highlighted the love for the craft of storytelling and filmmaking in the former and the complete soullessness of the latter

Sixth book of the year down. That homer guy really did not like women much huh

Birthday present to myself

It’s a hump AND be humped world in here

So… rainy day cuddles?

Guys, I have to confess something I’m the one keeping Arby’s in business. It’s me

I am off my antidepressants now and I thought it’d bring my horny back but alas I am dry as hell rn

Gonna need rubs on more than just my tummy today

My back shots sound like bongooooooos 🥁🥁🥁

Red velvet cookies

What if we swapped head in the Denny’s parking lot 👉👈

“Walk around the house butt naked, and I stop at every mirror just to stare at my own posterior”

Really enjoying the tummies today everybody

If you haven’t watched any animated Star Wars, I highly reccommend it. Some of them have rough starts, but altogether I’d say basically all of the animated shows are bangers

No matter how many mediocre live action Star Wars shows Disney makes, they will never be able to kill my love for Star Wars

Crazy what all you can accomplish when you’re procrastinating something much more important

Yall Noah Kahan’s new album is FUCKED UP good

So you gonna hop in the shower with me or what? We got the locker room to ourselves for the time being

I just hit submit on my master’s thesis 😬

White people taco night ❌ White peiple burrito night ✅

Accepting husbands in this trying time.