. . . ! [ shocked at veigar suddenly biting him out of nowhere ! then , a disgusted look expressed through his own optics . ] stop biting me . this isn't going to make me change my mind , veigar . i don't even think i /have/ eggs .

. . . . [ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ] stop looking at me like that .

okay now i'm DEFINITELY not giving you any eggs . stop - stop that . stop

i am not cooking you eggs . look , i think i have some granola bars in my bag . you can have one of them . [ that's not working on him ! teemo stands his ground ! ]

. . . [ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ] okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .

what could possibly be so different ? 💧

i wouldn't have ignored you ! . . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .

actually , this is a blow-gun . [ pointing a finger up and everything ! correcting the other , while sounding like a complete nerd . ]

not until you explain what you just described me as . what do you mean your wife ? !

What ?

[ spinning his gun around inbetween his fingers . ]

you don't know what those mutations are going to do to you ! this can kill you , veigar ! this can kill /us/ ! [ huff . optics glancing over at the crafted c4 within his own gloved paw , examining it closely . ] i'd rather not risk becoming a mutated yordle , veigar .

no , i'm not letting you set this thing off ! i'm fine the way i am , veigar - and so are you . [ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ] use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !

why would you want that -- i mean , you don't know what sort of stuff would happen to you if -- ❗❗ [ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]

[ blankly staring at the c4 wiggling around in that big hand of his , before letting out a little chuckle . he was right , radioactive stuff does tend to be really dangerous . ] make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .

. . . . why ? [ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]

. . . huh ? what's with that look . 💧 ( ? ? )

[ tapping his foot impatiently against the floor . ]

temp pinned

[ drowsy walk . dragging his blowgun across the floor . ]

[ he’s laying down . lazy eyes . . . ]

[ he’s grieving . ]

[ does a backflip for No reason ]

you can be as muscular as me . it just takes a lot of time and energy , and also commitment . [ just letting the smaller yordle dangle from his bicep , gently flexing his arm to try and entertain him . ] you can do it . then , you'll have your own build to admire .

ah ! [ damn , that speed ! giving him an unamused glare , before flexing the bicep he attached to . sigh . . . ] what is with you and my build ? i mean , i know i look nice but - damn . . . 💧 [ sweat drop . well , this is something he has to deal with now . ]

you're making up bargains for yourself ─ 💧 . . . fine . how about the arms , you want the arms ? i can let you feel around my arms . [ what a freak . so damn full of himself ! veigar may be small , but boy . . . he sure has the largest ego teemo has ever seen . ] . . . weirdo . [ mumble . ]

wh - i am /not/ saying that ! [ cringing under that mask of his ! staring at him . if he even uttered those words , he'd be embarrassed for eons ! he knows veigar would not let him forget it ! ] i wouldn't even utter those words over my dead body . [ looking away ! hmph ! ]

[ teemo stared at him , then proceeded to let out a deep sigh . he should’ve expected this from veigar . ] fine , fine . if i admit you’re “tall” now , will you unhand me ? [ rolling his eyes . this is so stupid — ! ]

wh — hey ! ! [ teemo watched as veigar anchored onto teemo’s clothes , offended ! he should’ve kept his mouth shut . leaning his head back , closing his eyes . ] you’re an ass . [ he mumbled , letting out a low huff ! ]

eventually ? when is eventually ? [ staring at veigar as he rested , optics shining an unimpressed expression , before becoming more lax . sigh . ] . . . i bet i could lift you up with one hand without an issue . [ he's just taking notice of how lightweight veigar is ! thus , bragging . ]

oof — ! [ wasn’t expecting him to flop back on him ! staring at him now , before letting out a low sigh . ] ugh . fine . . . . wait , if you’re gonna have me die here , then you can’t spare me later ! that’s not how that works ! [ huff ! bringing a bit of logic in here . ]

yeah , yeah . i’ll let you wash me if that means i’m spared . [ putting his own paws up in a surrendering position , turning his head away . ] just quit yellin’ in my ear . 💧 [ giving veigar a judgmental side-eye ! slight squint . ]

maybe . . . you can help me if you postpone my death . that way , i'll be a more comfy cushion for you ! [ trying to convince him , trying to give him a nice idea in his head . ] think about it . i'll be softer feeling , warm , clean . . . all you could want !

mm . . . if i can find the time , maybe i should clean out my fur . ( ^ ^ ) [ just giving him surprisingly gentle pets , before finally removing his paw . resting his head backwards , just opting to rest as veigar laid on top of him . ] well , i accept my demise . it's a shame . . .

[ teemo continued messing around with those ears , eyes widening realizing how soft veigar's fur was . ] your fur , it's . . . really nice-feeling . [ lowering his paws down to his cheeks , coursing his fingers through his fur . ] how do you keep your fur so kept ? ! ( O O )

ah , guess i'll die . [ looks like this yordle isn't giving up so easily ! staring at the yordle at rested on top of him . ] you can't keep me here forever , veigar . what if i . . . [ taking hold of veigar's ears and just , wiggling them around ! very gentle . ]

but you are short - ! ! shortest yordle i've seen in my entire life ! [ watching as veigar adjusted into that loafing position , teemo's helmet optics turned to tired . ] damn . . . that sucks . i don't want to die here . what can i do to make you spare me ? [ he doesn't seem bothered . ]

you are cushiony ! not that it’s a necessarily bad thing . [ optics widening as the smaller yordle flopped onto teemo ! caught him entirely by surprise , but at least he’s not suffocating him . ] oof — ! oh no , you got me . . . how am i going to get out of this ? ( - - )

yeah yeah , you won . i only forfeited because i didn’t want to completely crush your tiny body . [ teemo was laying completely flat on his back , before turning over to look at veigar . ] maybe . i did say you were cushiony before . which , you kind of are .

[ teemo was amused by his efforts , until he started biting teemo once more . rolling off of veigar after what felt like forever , still snickering at his complaining . ] fine , fine . you win . i forfeit . hmhmhm ~ ! you are /very/ squishy , you know . [ although not visible , teemo smiled !]

no , don't think i will . . . . you're pretty cushiony . [ teemo teased , not budging with veigar's struggles ! optics going lazy as he maintained his position . ] would a man the size of nashor really struggle with having a yordle like me laying on him ? hm ? [ snicker ! ]

just a few inches ? ! you're humoring me ! [ once his ear was free'd , it twitched a few times as it readjusted . staring down at veigar as he fell from teemo's side , getting the idea to just - flop on veigar's stomach . payback ! ] you're the size of a mouse compared to baron .

a baron ? ! pssh - ! ! you're nowhere near the size of nashor ! that dude is huge ! [ teemo's ear was trying to move , while the free one was flattened , giving a sense of airplane . . . ear ? ] dude , just get off ! let go of my ear ! 💢 [ angry optics ! ] ( \ / )

AH ! what the hell ? ! get off ! ! 💦 [ putting a hand against veigar , trying to nudge him away ! what an absolute prick this guy is ! . . . some things never change . ] fine then ! i guess that means you like being the size of a bean then , huh ? ! ( > < ; )

( O O ) [ does he have to be so close ? ! still , teemo shall continue with the teasing ! he's amused . ] i remember everyone else being absolutely taller than you back then , veigar ! maybe you should drink some milk . may help you grow a few inches . [ snicker ! ] ( ^ ^ )

really ? it looks to me that you're still as short as before . hmhm . . . ( > < ) [ his ears were blocking his vision a bit ! his optics did a side-eye projection , looking away from veigar . ] i wouldn't call you a giant . if you're a giant , then what does that make me ?

fine , fine . i'll allow this . [ sigh . teemo's fur was a tad bit nasty but . . . you gotta cut /him/ some slack , he's been through it . ] i forgot about how absolutely huge your ears are . 💧 [ and of course , veigar's ears were brushing against teemo's helmet . big ears ! ]

[ optics widened as veigar snuggled his way closer against teemo , blinking . ears twitching and adjusting to make sure he's hearing this correctly , but is that . . . purring ? ] you making yourself comfortable there , veigar ? [ he had to point it out . honestly , he's blushing a little ! ]

[ looking into those sparkly eyes . ugh , he's trying too hard . but , it is working . teemo nodded , simply just allowing him to snuggle closer . ] well , alright then . just make sure you follow whatever instructions they have in there . . . . thanks .